Brandon Lee Kellett / Brynn Lee Kellett / Brynn Woods / Valkyrie / Valkyrie Brynn / Valkmommy_Brynn - A lying 2 time retired Iraq grifter and pornstar turned popular coomer guntuber meme

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Brickleberry NationalPark said:
"doctored", I know what I pulled was directly from a FOIA... and I noted the issues with getting the documents initially was the name. Using the "new" name allowed me to pull the documents that only had the birth name on..
Using the birth name for FOIA didn't come back with any information. This required name, birth, dates of service.. even though the documents align with his statements.

Reference to that point in the thread FOIA post
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sounds like a big cope to fake military topics, chud!
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p1138 said:
This is clearly a botted channel and doesn't do shit for covering firearms, so why the fuck would they get an invite to SHOT show? Just because they've got some viewbotted videos of a jiggling ass loaded up with fat from plastic surgery? That doesn't do anything for the firearm industry.
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Gun bunnies are a clever marketing tool for the gun industry. Alex Zedra was there last year (but she's a real woman).
 
Meat Target said:
Gun bunnies are a clever marketing tool for the gun industry. Alex Zedra was there last year (but she's a real woman).
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Not for Kalash USA with that pornstar who specialized in proplasing her anus. Don't look into that any further, you're better off leaving this stuff to already damned souls like mine.
 
RA-5C Vigilante said:
Not for Kalash USA with that pornstar who specialized in proplasing her anus. Don't look into that any further, you're better off leaving this stuff to already damned souls like mine.
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...I had no intention of doing so, but...thanks for the warning, I guess?
 
Meat Target said:
Gun bunnies are a clever marketing tool for the gun industry. Alex Zedra was there last year (but she's a real woman).
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That’s the thing. Real women who like guns are hot and get sales. The predominantly conservative male firearm market doesn’t want some fat-assed faggot parading around their show floor. That’s what Brandon doesn’t understand. The only reason ANYONE was interested in him was because they didn’t realize he has a Y chromosome.
 
Meat Target said:
Gun bunnies are a clever marketing tool for the gun industry. Alex Zedra was there last year (but she's a real woman).
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Sure, but that's a real woman so there's an obvious point for marketing. This homunculus?

And even then just looking at Alex Zedra's youtube, 2.3 million subs, doesn't have an issue breaking 100k views a video, channel has actually been around for 5 years, doesn't appear to have viewbotted their channel as heavily as the male topic of this thread, and has a bunch of videos and shorts actually shooting and isn't just doing silly/dumb shit.
 
This will be a little long but I figured this would be helpful.

If someone stumbling across this thread just so happens to want to independently verify feel free.
Generally just doing the SCRA gives enough to link the two.. however if you really don't trust it, keep going into a FOIA, it'll just take more time.

FOIA Request from VetRecs
FOIA and Privacy Act limits of what you can get without veteran or next of kin consent
Servicemember Civil Relief Act (verification of service/dates)

- Information that can help narrow it down
Name (Last, First Middle) - For this case I found I needed to use the new name to pull the records since birth name wasn't returning anything. All information had birth name as seen previously.
Name – Brynn Lee Kellett (birth name Brandon, rest is the same)
DOB - July 27, 1981
Branch of Service - Army
Date of Service - July 01, 2004 - May 26, 2011 (The entire service is from April 22, 1999 - May 26, 2011; Active service is broken between Jun 22, 99 - Nov 8, 2001 and Feb 14, 2002 - May 26, 2011.)
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- Walking you through how those are all connected.
For SCRA you need DOB, a date of service (any day, for this we'll use the award date) and a first and last name. If anything doesn't match you get nothing.
Name, let's go with Brynn Lee Kellett and for date of service let's use that purple heart action date of March 29, 2008.
DOB; let's say you don't want to trust anything else here except the name and award date. You have the month and year based on birthday post and age given. So we could go day by day single requesting to find the day. Thankfully we've already done that but by all means feel free.
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Once you do all that, you've got your dates of service to narrow down the request for archives and you've now validated someone with the name and DOB served during those dates..
Now back to that FOIA request. It's pretty simple.
Once you've logged in, (ID.me)
Basic info: You select other, none of the above, former military service
Service and request details: Army, active, enlisted, Military awards/decorations
Veteran information: Name, DOB, month/year enter exit service, you don't need everything in here but it helps narrow it down. Remember they did reserve time first and came to active after some time away. If you only put 2004 -2011 it should still pull up the reserve time since it's the same person.
Documents requested: deleted (this commonly can cause issues since you are not getting their consent first so go deleted) Comments you can request all records releasable under FOIA, verification of service, OMPF and awards.
Requester information: Your information; make sure the email is functioning, this is where you will get the information sent to.
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Finally authorization: You shouldn't need to upload anything, at worst they will have you reapply with a document you had to print, sign, upload.
I've had mixed results on this specifically, from my view it looks like it just depends on who gets it. Since you are asking for redacted information. Worst case, if you really don't understand you can ask here or better yet, ask them.. they are the people pulling it and thus would tell you why they need what they need or how to word it better. Share that here and we all benefit for future request sent.
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Send it and wait for your response. It'll probably be around a week since you gave enough information to narrow it down.

Side note: If someone wants to share with me how to format collapse, I'll edit and use that for the longer post. Feel free to send in DM so I can post more cleanly.
 
What's telling is Mr edgy is suddenly like I'm not trans, no big deal if i was.

This from someone laughing at shooting kids but gets called trans and doesn't react with disgust distancing themselves from the very idea.

They just happen to have no issues with trans people after they tick every other right wing talking point.
 
RA-5C Vigilante said:
Not for Kalash USA with that pornstar who specialized in proplasing her anus. Don't look into that any further, you're better off leaving this stuff to already damned souls like mine.
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What the hell am i even reading here? :story: Does no one anywhere do so much as a quick google search on the people they hire anymore?
 
Just read the OP for the first time and holy hell how does Brandon think he can convince people he’s actually a woman who did 2 combat tours of Iraq.

Forgive my ignorance, but I’m pretty sure back in 2004 there were not many 6 foot two women in front line infantry action, right?

Also. In relation to the meme pic. I always assumed that was a dude. The massive nose and what’s probably a helpmate chin strap that looks like a beard always just made me feel like it was a man.
 
Luke gama said:
What's telling is Mr edgy is suddenly like I'm not trans, no big deal if i was.
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He said something similar a while ago, to the effect of "people will believe what they want about me". He's probably thinks it'd look more suspicious if he started crashing out in denial of being a tranny.
Luke gama said:
They just happen to have no issues with trans people after they tick every other right wing talking point.
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I know it's not unprecedented or unheard of, but Brandon is the first tranny I've seen who is otherwise a massive chud.

That doesn't make him the mythical "good tranny", but it is surreally funny.
 
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