🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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Holy shit this was a long read with a belly full of ham and stuffing.
Odd that you're "no more fucked up" yet the only one with a KF thread.
Pretty sure Stan has poked her head in here a couple times.
Making possession of any firearm illegal...
Don't forget he's currently on probation.
revolving
Revolving is to spin on an axis.. the word you are looking for is evolving, meaning to change and develop. God your professors must hate grading your assignments.
Sara Lancaster
If you're going to use her full name constantly, at least throw her middle name in too, so that some industrious gooner may eventually be able to track down her vids.
 
She looks almost identical to her mother thankfully, but she acts much more like me. She has that mischief glint in her eye and an extreme attention to detail, loves cats and plants and puzzles. Her IQ is definitely higher than mine is.
I'm sure her Dutch relatives that put your ass in a chokehold will be better father figures for her.
 
Holy shit this was a long read with a belly full of ham and stuffing.

Pretty sure Stan has poked her head in here a couple times.

Don't forget he's currently on probation.

Revolving is to spin on an axis.. the word you are looking for is evolving, meaning to change and develop. God your professors must hate grading your assignments.

If you're going to use her full name constantly, at least throw her middle name in too, so that some industrious gooner may eventually be able to track down her vids.
I looked into the California birth records thing, and you can't get that information online unless you have a real reason for asking for it and are willing to hire a notary and wait weeks, or are willing to pay money for an informational copy that leaves a lot of details out.

California has had a long term problem with identity theft for obvious reasons. Their records are no longer that easy to get, and they're especially possessive about birth records. At least you're not getting them for free, and not a complete enough copy to steal someone's identity.

You nay have better luck with the cam whore thing. I doubt she used her real name though.
 
Cocktail of narcissistic, smug, self destructive and stupid is perfect.
Funny would be preferable - it's Christmas season after all.
I just re-discovered Will Stancil recently, I vaguely remembered him from when he ran for congress last year. But in 2025 he's really outdone himself between getting "raped" by the Grok AI, and then the "It Do Be Like That" meme. My sides were in orbit reading that thread the past few days. 🤣
 
You all need to understand that Tarl has no life. In addition he's a malignant narcissist.

Combine these 2 things, along with a pathological need for attention, and validation of any kind, and you have someone who will seek out attention no matter what form it takes. Even if it's not in their best interest.

Tarl will never stop responding to these posts.

He will never stop seeking validation from his exes, so long as they are in some way returning the attention he gives them.

This fellow is pathological in his behavior, and completely lacking in self awareness.

He will never go away.

He will never stop interacting with this thread, so long as people keep addressing him.
 
Hole in the floor, the article said.
That's an even easier fix. Screenshot_20251225-160634.png
 
Strange and unpredictable things happen to the electronic devices of those you are associated with.
Well, he is highly skilled in magick so duh. Have you even read Harry Dresden? :smug:

Tarl, I found this spell you can use from a reliable source (Reddit)
Here’s one I use while washing/conditioning my hair. I say the following three times.

My hair shall grow like weeds, my energy like little seeds. It will grow stronger, it will grow longer, to my tailbone it shall be. This is my will, so mote it be!

Wishing you the very best on your recovery. 💜
🧙‍♂️🪄💁‍♂️
I worship only myself
So the owl demon left you too huh :punished:
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He is banned from contact for a reason.
Lol, Tarly Tarl, like you aren't even there to wipe her bib, and you think you can dictate who gets to be around your daughter?
Maybe you should write down the "rules" in those grimoires you send over. Big daddy thinks he can issues commands along with his child support checks and they will be followed to the letter.
Liz could be getting hogged out by a giant mandingo within eyeshot of your daughter and you can do fuck all about it.
 
She looks almost identical to her mother thankfully, but she acts much more like me. She has that mischief glint in her eye and an extreme attention to detail, loves cats and plants and puzzles. Her IQ is definitely higher than mine is.
Sounds like a good kid. Imagine if you were in Europe raising her and being with her on Christmas, not being a drunken convict pirate arguing with his exes on Kiwifarms on Christmas
 
So, i feel kind of a dumbass now for not having this asked as my very first question: If Sara is indeed a cam whore were there any pics of her with her flange out posted ITT already? Or is the cam whore accusation just something Tarl made up?

Edit: I admit i feel kinda bad for asking this on Christmas, Jesus is disappointed in me right now.
In the words of self admitted child absconder @Styxhexenhammer666: "I cannot prove that"
Ah yes, the extremely high set bar of repeat criminal offender currently drinking himself to death.
We all should be so lucky.
>tfw you love your $8 handle of McCormick's more than your own daughter
 
Long time lurker here breaking the ice. Can we make a legitimate, serious request to the Mods or Null about putting this Manbaby's legal birthname in the flair of the thread's title?

His ancient GoodReads account, as pointed out by Rational Wiki shows that his deadname powerword is Tyrell Warner.

It all makes sense really. I don't see what is likely a religious conservative, leaning former Marine, and his wife actually naming this sperg Tarl or him having the uncommon edgy sounding name of Warwick.

This piss poor Occult LARPer most likely went through a legal name change troon style. He probably did terrible, shitty google research on his real name's etymology and picked what he thought was a more personalized pagan sounding name in terms antiquity to match his gay sorcerer persona and look better on the cover of his terrible books. The wonderful ironic comedy in all of it is that all he did was sound almost exactly the same as his animated doppleganger Ward Rackley from King of the Hill directly inspired by people like him.

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It's all pretty evident when you look at that GoodRead's Internet Archive page. That is clearly him with the same username no one else could have had in 2012 when he was niche and it even links his channel. I don't see why else he would use the name Tyrell Warner if it was not his actual deadname.

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Also I would like to petition the entire thread to stop calling this loser grifter degenerate deadbeat dad Tarl. From now on strictly refer to him only as Tyrell the name his mama gave him and enjoy watch him getting triggered just like a tranny. "it's muh legal name!" 😭
 
Or is the cam whore accusation just something Tarl made up?
It's something that he's claimed, but he's also said that she scrubbed it from the Internet, making it very much a "he-said/she-said" kind of situation. It could have happened, but Tarl's a domestic abuser and Sara's apparently his most-despised ex, so it could be utter bullshit.
 
You all need to understand that Tarl has no life. In addition he's a malignant narcissist.

Combine these 2 things, along with a pathological need for attention, and validation of any kind, and you have someone who will seek out attention no matter what form it takes. Even if it's not in their best interest.

Tarl will never stop responding to these posts.

He will never stop seeking validation from his exes, so long as they are in some way returning the attention he gives them.

This fellow is pathological in his behavior, and completely lacking in self awareness.

He will never go away.

He will never stop interacting with this thread, so long as people keep addressing him.

It's almost as if this thread is his hell, and satan is a big drooling mutt.
 
It's something that he's claimed, but he's also said that she scrubbed it from the Internet, making it very much a "he-said/she-said" kind of situation.

if sara is a jezebel succubus vile lilith or a sweet girl derailed by walmart warlock warwick whack sparrow, immaterial to me.

sara is stable enough to be a therapist compared to tarl - she is a potential groupie, sure, but her conduct here his standard fare. tarls is self deception, self hatred and denial.

tarl is supposed to be a leader, a man, a father, in control.

tarl ditched his daughter, and fucked around on a reasonably serviceable Liz to live in his parents house and try and flip a fleeting youtube "career" into more than one source of low-rent pussy

tarl is a shameless captain bota box - he fucked up, and tarl isnt repenting, and there is a floor in hell reserved for tarl worse than the dirt floor in the "foyer"

tarl has reams of videos, of screenshots, of court documents at this point along with self-doxxing many details. he is constructing his own purgatory, he must be punished for all the rotten evil vile things he has done. he is sowing the seeds of of his own destruction. thats why he derailed, and distances himself from happy homelands and even quartering, why he left the netherlands, he never saw himself as good enough for any of it. now if he regresses to rutland he can be the talk of the town a big fish in a small pond, but he has to sow the seeds of destruction so he can waile and whine as the victim in the end. ever notice that anything good that happens to tarl he has to assfuck that goodness adn opportunity raw until it bleeds and then mope around as the victim.

tarl "im a victim of circumstance i tell ya"


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