💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Null said:
Is Patrick a Grinch???
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Every Kiwi in CWCVille loved CWCmas a lot
But Fatrick who lived in Milwaukee did not!
Fatrick hated CWCmas the whole CWCmas season!
Now don't ask me why no one quite knows the reason
It could be stalkers not enjoying prison, child
It could be niggers in his wife's snatch running wild
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been his book sales were two sizes too small
 
Null said:
Is Patrick a Grinch???
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You got me into drawing him into the Nurgle version of the Grinch. Enjoy coal burning, stalker Krampus.
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The Taco Santo! said:
Now we're going to be screaming as we die in our jail cells. I bet the cruel warden lets the whole cell block (especially the white supremacists) shuffle by our corpses to spit on our mortal remains, just like when one of us has to take a shit. Then he'll send out the call to Pat, to come watch the corpse removal.
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How is something as stupid and ridiculous as a fat faggot yelling enjoy prison so funny every time?
 
NaggotFigger said:
Merry Pigmas, stalker, enjoy Brian Keene’s jabs. Mandatory Wookieposting here, stalker.
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Brian diving deep into old Fatrick lore, that wookie text message by one of the Pests is a certified Milwaukee classic. As funny as the (too short-lived) Oz text messages or the wrestler impersonation ones.
Piggle Rick said:
I wonder what our collective cause of death will be?
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It will be nothing short of eclectic.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
Brian diving deep into old Fatrick lore, that wookie text message by one of the Pests is a certified Milwaukee classic. As funny as the (too short-lived) Oz text messages or the wrestler impersonation ones.
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Wookieposting is imo the single best pest antic of all time.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
No, stalker. The only Christmas awaiting you is festive and bright. Wait for Santa. Enjoy prezzies.
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All my presents require me to have two functional hands, but I enjoy what I got I'll use them sometime in February when my hand heals
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
All my presents require me to have two functional hands, but I enjoy what I got I'll use them sometime in February when my hand heals
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All of Rick’s prezzies also require two hands, though he bought them himself and they’re just more slop for his massive maw.

He hasn’t gained a single pound.

No, child, they’ve all been successful married pounds with many children; some even Mormon pounds with many pound-wives.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
All of Rick’s prezzies also require two hands, though he bought them himself and they’re just more slop for his massive maw.

He hasn’t gained a single pound.

No, child, they’ve all been successful married pounds with many children; some even Mormon pounds with many pound-wives.
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He probably bought some Star Wars toys again and some new expensive tech he doesn't understand. Maybe a new dinosaur model he doesn't understand the anatomy of.
 
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