💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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bortherman said:
If you feel up to it, give Gatecrashers a review for us. This is a book he had been writing for nearly a decade, helped by his first wife Ade, rejected many, many times previously (even AR didnt want it, hence writing The Ark) and was sold to TOR as part of his "6 figure of contracts".
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It's bad enough that Amazon keeps pushing those books on me because I bought and read In the Black. I'll give it some thought.
 
Patrick received a letter from Santa.
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John Andrews Stan said:
I’m dying for Pat to interact with his old friend Emily Bell, whose posts are getting increasingly deranged and cryptic.

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She and Pat share a love of children’s toys like stuffed animals.
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Why do these loons always have to over-egg the pudding?
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Every time I read her posts I feel like I am tired and have ADD. I appreciate the updates and encourage them, but man she knocks the wind out of me.
 
ChickenFriedFan said:
Man I thought fat was supposed to make you look younger.
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That's a common misconception. Actually it makes you look fatter.
Caverlock said:
Some meh-scellaneous Piggy pics fell off the back of a truck, if you're into that sorta thing;

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Fair Use: Longitudinal Study of Facial Edema in Alcoholic Milwaukee Ragepig
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I will remember these pictures of Patrick's physique every time I don’t feel like exercising. Bless you for that, and Merry Christmas.
I'mma real anime gurl said:
If Donald Trump said the Holocaust happened will Fatrick go "No child, the Holocaust didn't happen"?
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I'm going to need DJT to publicly claim that breathing is good for failed science fiction authors from Milwaukee.
 
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Fatrick waddled down the hallway toward the bathroom. His well used and ill cleaned toilet brush in one hand. In the other his obese fingers pattered at his smartphone as he worked his seventeenth enraged xeet of the hour.

He stood listening to the diverse sounds of Ro'dan sharting inside Nikkki's overly used womanhood downstairs fading away and he looked again at the silent tracks of Negerwurst grease that seemed to coat the walls of the hovel no matter how hard he scrubbed.

Then he opened the cheap board door of the darkened lavatory and stepped in.

The Judge was seated upon the porcelain. He was naked but for a small Father Christmas hat and he rose up smiling and gathered Fatrick in his arms against his immense and terrible flesh and bolted the plastic latch home behind him.

Merry Christmas Niggers. I will be back in a week or two.
 
trying_2b_normal said:
Every time I read her posts I feel like I am tired and have ADD. I appreciate the updates and encourage them, but man she knocks the wind out of me.
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How is she only 49? She tweets like a complete boomer and looks older than my mother. I guess mental illness does a number on people’s looks, huh.
 
Merry Christmas!

I thank a merciful God for the plenteous grace that has been bestowed upon me throughout the year. You know, the good book says we are blessed so that we may bless. So while we're celebrating what we have, let's remember those who have not.

Yours in Christ,
Eric Hildeman
 
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Twas the night before Christmas, and inside the half-hovel
a fat former author wasn't writing a novel.
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Pepperoni was hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The stalkers were locked up all snug in their cells,
Bombarded by Patrick's obscene, porcine yells.
 
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