the golden plates joseph smith claimed to have translated were buried in america (the back 40 and golden plates)
and when you read them in a foreign language (the golden plates were alleged to have been egyptian heiroglyphs but to this day no heiroglyph scholar agrees with that at all and mormons are disproportionately American archeologists who will spend their entire lives digging for more relics of the battle between the nephites and levites, which they claimed to have but did not ever produce.)
and the message in those heiroglyphs said "i, hey johnny bravo, declare that christmastime in USPG, shall henceforth be for the thread to sperg about mormons."
don't worry, i speak fluent femoid.
even the DOOMERS are calling themselves heritage americans. vivek ramaswamy has done almost as much damage to jeets with the last few days as kitboga did in one video.