💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Spasticus Autisticus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlO0QV8xWGA

Yet another zero-content snoozer. Jack goes to a BBQ restaurant that also serves steak on Wednesdays. He orders the steak rare. It's gud, give it an A-grade. The end. I guess he's waiting until January 1st to start his "make better content" resolution

 

[Shartavius]

Anger: He despises everyone and everything. He hopes the homes and lives of millions of people are ruined -- disintegrated into oblivion and fire -- if they happen to think or believe anything he doesn't.

In fairness, the main motivator is Jack wanting to take the world down with himself.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

In fairness, the main motivator is Jack wanting to take the world down with himself.

One hundred percent. I was thinking about this but was wary of making my last post even longer: Jack is somewhere between accelerationist and eschatomaniac (I literally just learned this word!) He's the classic dying person who is so nasty and curdled that it soothes them to imagine the world going to shit, because it means they won't be missing much by dying.

Hell, if anything, you wish you'd died when they did, because now you're dead too -- only you had to suffer through the end times first!

 

[p1138]

I found a product that must be designed for people like Fatty, timestamped it.

It is a "garbage disposal for your toilet" so you never get clogs again. Why I'm watching a random video about shit at some hardware store trade show, no fucking idea. But this? As I'm watching it I'm horrified at the idea of who the hell would need such a thing without also needing a desperate appointment with a nutritionist, and then I realized... Fatty is a person who would need something like this.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Jack jams this bite directly into his tongue.



I'm careful when I eat steak, there's not just a risk of choking on a gristly piece but of it getting stuck at the bottom of your esophagus unable to enter your stomach. It's quite painful and swallowing water often doesn't help since the food is blocking the sphincter. I'm positive that the inevitable end of Jack's saga will be his choking to death in the middle of a strip mall steakhouse on a Wednesday night in downtown Nashville, spewing vomit and half-digested food all over the table, as his family screams and films his dying moments.

 

[Tiresome]

"Be a less negative person, I can easily live there..." Jack, you do not live there, you are that, you have been nothing but a negative, selfish, obnoxious asshole since the day you were born.

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlO0QV8xWGA

I swear he looks and sounds happier when he's about to eat some MEATZ than knowing that his own son/grandson was born.

You sound fucking awful Jack. You so obviously have one beetus stump in the ground.

2:25 what an absolute disgusting specimen. why would you eat food this way in public or ever. is that tamham walking away from you? I don't blame her. Nvm, this critter is about 40 pounds too thin.

1:54 Jacko mentions Brianna and her love of taters. Shortly after, I suspect those are Jr. and his sow, faces not shown. I wonder if they told him to stop recording them.

Steak looked palatable, tater and mac looked great. Jacko gave this place an A. I give this video a C. Put more effort into your media enterprise you sentient crisco blob.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I've been reminded of this thread and I can hardly believe I'm not even two weeks away from losing the fucking poll. At this rate, even the people who voted for 2026 are going to lose.

 

[Shartavius]

I swear he looks and sounds happier when he's about to eat some MEATZ than knowing that his own son/grandson was born.

How could you expect him to be happy about not eating his grandson?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

You think MOST of the Jewish folks in this country keep kosher?

just stay away from my well shlomo

 

[ZipDisk]

I was just reading about disordered eating and while it wasn't a citation, the author did say that people who eat to pain response tend to do so because their ghrelin response is fucked, but a secondary reason is because they are literally that fucking stupid. They can't change because they won't change.

Three guesses who I immediately thought of.

So

1. Jack can never ACTUALLY be satiated; he eats until it hurts because it's all he's ever known.
2. His stupid impatience means that even if he COULD be helped out of his personally inflicted hell, he never would out of pride.
"THANKS, MOOOOOOOM"

 

[AnOminous]

No. I just think that "traditional jewish dishes" will resemble Kosher. Like Chinese takeout

A lot of Jews will go to a Chinese restaurant and order shit like egg rolls which usually have pork in them and not care. Source: have had a few Christmas dinners with Jews.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

How could you expect him to be happy about not eating his grandson?

It's official. We need a new sticker for Saturnian Content.

(Hat tip to the drawings of the famous painting I've seen here -- I believe at least one by you, Marc.)

 

[Shartavius]

It's just difficult to imagine Jack not eating a baby.

It seems Rob and Patti's most recent cruise will feature in their next videos:

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zlO0QV8xWGA

So much for fatty's carnivore larp

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It's official. We need a new sticker for Saturnian Content.

(Hat tip to the drawings of the famous painting I've seen here -- I believe at least one by you, Marc.)

Wouldn't that be Cronosian? After all the Greeks came up with it first.

So much for fatty's carnivore larp

He hasn't been carnivore for a while now. It failed like all his other failures at losing weight because he can't control his portion sizes or disordered eating.

 

[ZipDisk]

not care.

This is one way I am antisemitic that ISN'T racism. They have all these fucking rules and regulations, and they inflict them on other people but for them "Vell, that's debatable, sometimes you can just go around god"

Shabbos elevator and Shabbos ovens and eruv line are all just stupid fucking workarounds so they can trick their god. And they inconvenience the NON-JEW.
And when you call them on that shit, you're racist? FUCK THAT.

Anyone who gets "Offended" when their bacon cheeseburger has bacon on it should shut the fuck up and leave the restaurant immediately. This goes for the fucking ayrabs and Hindustani as well.

I'm imagining a Jewish Jack. Oddly enough, I don't think much would change. He would simultaneously be offended by the Bakey burgers AND demand more Bakey. Double babon burben burger is literally the Jack renaissance, it's ALMOST all his nastiness in one video. All it lacks to be the complete Jack experience is animal abuse and him eating off his kid's plate.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He hasn't been carnivore for a while now. It failed like all his other failures at losing weight because he can't control his portion sizes or disordered eating.

Jack hasn't been carnivore since breakfast the first day. Carnivore is just plain, lean meat and a bit of salt. No spices or sauces, no morning coffee, no cheese, not anything other than those two things.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack hasn't been carnivore since breakfast the first day. Carnivore is just plain, lean meat and a bit of salt. No spices or sauces, no morning coffee, no cheese, not anything other than those two things.

Even then he wasn't.

Fatty is all about the food. He said he never counted the sugars or anything in the sauces or rubs he used. He's eaten veggies including his hated broccoli as well as a shit ton of carbs.

This carnivore larp was for him to eat large quantities of meat and claim it's healthy. Meanwhile he looks worse than he did before, he hasn't lost any weight and if anything looks fatter than he was.

Fatty is a living example of, "avoid at all costs".

 

[Adamska]

Jack hasn't been carnivore since breakfast the first day. Carnivore is just plain, lean meat and a bit of salt. No spices or sauces, no morning coffee, no cheese, not anything other than those two things.

It's because he tantrums whenever someone ever suggests or tries to force him to cut any potential dish out there. He'll even tard tantrum at himself and try to find ways to break the diet he self imposes on himself whenever possible. It's why he flunked on camera less than a week in.

This carnivore larp was for him to eat large quantities of meat and claim it's healthy.

Lamer than that. He only did it because he didn't wanna get made fun of by his loser of a brother Charles and to get the criticism off his back. He constantly believes that he only likes meat since that's what his obsession was. But every time he does that, he then spirals into craving all the shit that he thinks he doesn't care for.

The stupid quiche alchemy shit? Retard isn't aware he likes bread. He calls it a meat holder but if it was merely that then a kebab stick or nothing on its own would be needed.