💰 Grifter Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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So now that Mint has left him, what are Riley's prospects? Where else will he find a sub-80 IQ woman? Nigeria? India?
The same place he found this one. Dick will find some half retarded fan, get her on drugs, and then pass her around until someone claims her.

Dax Herrera sex trafficks women for his z-list wack pack. He also surrounds himself with pedophiles for absolutely no reason.
 
The same place he found this one. Dick will find some half retarded fan, get her on drugs, and then pass her around until someone claims her.

Dax Herrera sex trafficks women for his z-list wack pack. He also surrounds himself with pedophiles for absolutely no reason.
He is not the man he once was. His co-host is not the handsome Sean but the creepy Vito. The glimmer has been lost. The gold paint washed off and aluminum was found underneath. He is no longer a big name in podcast. He has fans but the replacement for the lightning in a bottle that was Mint is probably being groomed by someone else other than him.
 
He is not the man he once was. His co-host is not the handsome Sean but the creepy Vito. The glimmer has been lost. The gold paint washed off and aluminum was found underneath. He is no longer a big name in podcast. He has fans but the replacement for the lightning in a bottle that was Mint is probably being groomed by someone else other than him.
I honestly think that the deciding factor will be whether or not Dick feels like doing the grooming. There will always be starfuckers like a Faith and Mint in even the most pathetic e-grifter's orbit.
 
I honestly think that the deciding factor will be whether or not Dick feels like doing the grooming. There will always be starfuckers like a Faith and Mint in even the most pathetic e-grifter's orbit.
To an extend sure but I think that the Cuties situation and all those calling him out on grooming Mint have somewhat scared him off. Also, considering his kid, he might hesitate for that too as Marie might not be too keen on him attracting such controversy again. Having a pedo as his cohost is very much on the already bad enough territory considering it might cost her her teaching job.
 
It's actually the opposite

Eric July worked on his business and is now a millionaire

Vito did nothing and is now too broken to finish a single issue
I think what he says is that Eric does not engage more than he has to. Yes, he made a couple of posts and a video to address that there is a controversy as it was affecting his family and employees but that was it. He peaced out without engaging in this farce any further. He still leaves it alone. Yes, he worked hard but he did not engage in this fight.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ioywKzzHozcPreserveTube

One of the remaining 3 viewers of BPITU notified Elissa about this wonderful hour long righteous felting session of Vito "CringleJingle" Gesualdi. There's so many little slip-ups and admissions throughout the whole thing. They finally admit that the failed Youtuber "Jeszilla" they tried to astroturf who allegedly pissed on Ericy July's great grandfather's grave really did, in fact, piss on his grave. Vito reveals he has crippling anxiety attacks and depression and is constantly battling suicidality (do a flip!). They have a pathetic moment where Vito eulogizes the show in advance for when Dax finally snakes Vito and ditches him.

It's only going to be appealing to about half a dozen haters, but still, as one of those lucky 6, I was rather pleased by all this. Vito himself has even characterized his life in the clip as an "infinite L." LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!
Does dax ever sound as if he even likes Vito these days? There was nothing but exasperation and disdain in that video.
 
"She gave up on all the Comicsgate review content a while ago and she told me the week before she left me that she doesn't even like drawing anymore and that I am not machevellian enough."

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This dude really thought he was "The One".
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The coping has begun
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Suffah Riley

Crossposting on more of Riley's important artistic "work" up north:

In a wholly unsurprising update, noted psycho IRL stalker Riley Mix's gradual northwesterly progression through Eagan, Burnsville, and Minneapolis has soldiered ever onward to the Saint Cloud suburb of Waite Park, now "locking in" to a holding pattern lying in wait within a mere 2.5 miles of his unsuspecting prey:

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For those who don't know, that particular restaurant has accumulated a distinct memetic value in Toelog circles akin to that of Stoney's Bar, Nelson Brothers, etc., so there can be no question that some sort of subtle message is being sent here, as though the Battle of Toe's Porch will soon be upon us to make up for Ralph cucking everyone out of the Battle of Jim's Driveway content last year.

Also unsurprisingly, it probably is no coincidence that this excursion is just now looked upon with approval by the two men that totally have had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with compensating, reimbursing, instigating, encouraging, or even suggesting any such psycho IRL stalker activity by Riley or his now-unavailable predecessor SchizoSeanTV (a/k/a Sean Nicholas Houston of 8732 Massey Cir. Colorado Springs, CO 80920), then, now, or in the future:

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Anyone want to start some Vegas odds on whether a certain unlicensed crackhead ever committed the literal crime of advising Riley about why his upcoming protected First Amendment activity will be every bit as legal as it would be for Ralph to cum on a grave? Great odds, or the greatest odds?
 
Imagine being with a woman for 6 years and never marrying them that's the real reason she moved on. people were wondering about Marie and Dax for years and by year 9 they finally had a kid.

Remember at the beginning of this thread when people were saying Mint and him getting together was a great decision and Mint leaving her family for him would work out great? literally page 4 of this thread is where people found out about mint. Null even moves the thread into food because people called Juju the cow a lolcow

I will never believe he's had a top partoen but outside the sector he's completely unknown. Yeah you've got a fan base they just happened to be unique in that they never use YouTube.

It's just doesn't make sense.
dick had a top patreon a decade ago when you needed like 3k people to be considered huge. anti-sjw content was huge back then and maddox was the idubbz of his day so his co-host trolling him and leaking info was a big deal. stealing the itunes feed and just replacing the show helped too. This was so long ago Ethan Ralph actually had the biggest live show on youtube. meaning literally anyone that hit live on youtube at 11pm EST anywhere in the world would see Ethan Ralph's show any weeknight. And he only had 4k viewers.

Dick having a top patreon is like him talking about being prom king, he can have the title but there are obvious caveats. Didn't he also go to a school with like only one grade or something weird too? like the picks were slim

Fred and the Annoying Orange used to be the top people on youtube too, Toby Turner is another "huge" youtuber, and none of it matters. there are guys that have had to pawn off their superbowl rings from a decade ago. time marches on
 
Null was right. Given a long enough timeline all these backstabbing degenerates are going to get exactly what they deserve.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ioywKzzHozcPreserveTube

One of the remaining 3 viewers of BPITU notified Elissa about this wonderful hour long righteous felting session of Vito "CringleJingle" Gesualdi. There's so many little slip-ups and admissions throughout the whole thing. They finally admit that the failed Youtuber "Jeszilla" they tried to astroturf who allegedly pissed on Ericy July's great grandfather's grave really did, in fact, piss on his grave. Vito reveals he has crippling anxiety attacks and depression and is constantly battling suicidality (do a flip!). They have a pathetic moment where Vito eulogizes the show in advance for when Dax finally snakes Vito and ditches him.

It's only going to be appealing to about half a dozen haters, but still, as one of those lucky 6, I was rather pleased by all this. Vito himself has even characterized his life in the clip as an "infinite L." LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!
I like how it starts out like this:
But it quickly escalates to Dax wanting to shiv a bitch.
 
Both Maddax and Vito are infinite Ls.
Does dax ever sound as if he even likes Vito these days? There was nothing but exasperation and disdain in that video.
Maddax despises Vito because Vito is a representation of Maddax being an absolute zero in current year plus ten. The lolsuit was the best thing that ever happened to Juju and it will be almost seven years since it got dismissed. It is almost 20 years since Dr. Phil. Vito is just a whipping boy to vent his frustrations of being a failure. There’s no way Diddler Dax can look at his life right now and say there’s anything good about it. A perfect time to bring a child into this world!
 
Does dax ever sound as if he even likes Vito these days? There was nothing but exasperation and disdain in that video.
The delicious irony of being the most anti-woman podcaster in Los Angeles county only to host these tedious Vito therapy sessions because fat boy can't log off for 5 minutes.

Suffah Juju
 
Man Juju, you have to pick between Vito and Riley. Why? Just do your own show. You don't need fat retard fucker pedophiles to make you look any better. It's not working at all. It's actually doing the opposite of working and making you like a fat retard fucker pedophile too.

Where has this gotten him? Other than my own passing curiosity I have not heard anyone talk about Juju at all for at least a year and that's only because Riley's retard is fucking some other degenerate. Never too late to get rid of all of them I suppose, although it probably is.
 
Not to white knight Maddax, but as much as Maddox whines his co-host stole his audience, Dick couldn't have stolen the audience if Maddox didn't lose the audience. Being a petty bitch about the word cuck was the beginning of his end.
 
Not to white knight Maddax, but as much as Maddox whines his co-host stole his audience, Dick couldn't have stolen the audience if Maddox didn't lose the audience. Being a petty bitch about the word cuck was the beginning of his end.
Honestly, Maddox snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. If he had released his side of the story instead of acting like a jilted ex, Juju would have a lot of egg on his face much earlier. Unfortunately, Maddox is an idiot who managed to lose while having the pieces of Exodia in his hand. He would have won if he had played his cards.
 
Honestly, Maddox snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. If he had released his side of the story instead of acting like a jilted ex, Juju would have a lot of egg on his face much earlier. Unfortunately, Maddox is an idiot who managed to lose while having the pieces of Exodia in his hand. He would have won if he had played his cards.
Not really.
 
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