Somehow the felony crimes committed by the stalker childs are so obviously cowardly and/or reprehensible the other inmates can't be helped and they'll murder them on sight. Because apparently being a coward is what makes them kill you instead of being a pedophile or wife killer I think is the other stereotype. Likewise if they're Nazi terrorists they should be able to immediately get in good with the Brotherhood.
He has the capacity to single reply. I can't recall if he's done it on email but I remember he texted a pest directly when they group texted him Lynn and Nikki. So either he's so mad that he didn't, or he did it (without separating out Dan mind you) to show the news station he still in fact is getting trolled and he's correcting the record like he always does in some performative pity display.
That Follow Me tag will look great when stlaker discovery commences in court.
Some more choice quotes, courtesy of onaforums as always:From the pests, also this funny:
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Rick Porklinson deepthroats dildoes for practice. Tommy Two "Gay Rodeo Clown" throats Tiny Tim in Detroit. Enjoy prison, stalker.
Edit: I have to post these gems, holy shit, it's just memorable
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Since the lawyers involved on both sides appear competent, probably nothing until an actual substantive motion gets filed, decisions are made, it goes to trial, or it gets settled on the eve of trial with no public explanation.
He's one of the few white male DEI hires and because of a viral tweet, got a free step up, despite his total lack of qualifications, into a multi-book contract, and completely blew it, because he was so much of an asshole he couldn't manage not to alienate literally everyone he encounters nearly immediately.
No, child. That's his entire midsection you're thinking of. Felony Misunderstanding is why you died.
It's probably an overall good thing niggers stopped farting in Big Nick's mouth.
Wrong as always, stalker. Our ribs will suffer. Enjoy prison.It's the most wonderful time of the yeeear
No, stalker child. It's an instruction given many thousands of times to a clinically disturbed pediatric cult. This is how you died, were coded, revived, and then died again.
Those aren't tits, child. That's merely your delusions manifesting as projected sexual fantasies. Those are pecks you feloniously misidentified. Enjoy prison.
Now that you mention it, he does appear to be somewhat overweight...
The social media equivalent of two loathsome faggots that nobody likes fighting.
No, child. He hasn't. Hasn't gained a pound since he was conceived. Enjoy prison.
"God hates you." Yet his life shows overwhelming evidence that God is the original Patposter.
Murder? No, stalker. Immediately immobilize someone then launch into a lispy, shrieking lecture/monologue before spoon-feeding them their teeth? Yes, child. He has done this many times.
He is 100% the type of guy to murder someone, then tell the judge and jury that they are lying about him being guilty. "No, I am not sentenced to 3000 years in giganiggerrape prison, child. You are."
This same situation existed in the setting of Halo: Combat Evolved, where Rick almost certainly stole it from. If he has ever come up with a single interesting idea without stealing it from pop-culture, I'll eat my fat.
Rick has the same type of narcissistic rage that most similar narcissists have, he just channels it in the most annoying way possible. Most Patty meltdowns are just him impotently no childing other people. He has never gone truly apeshit aside from the incident that resulted in his parental rights being terminated. I feel like if he were actually sentenced to life in prison, and he was confronted with the fact that the legal system has never and will never be his personal army, he would throw a tantrum in front of the judge. Every single aspect of his fantasy would be completely destroyed. It would be glorious.
Nah, ole' Farty Tits would never actually accept defeat. He would 100% be the guy who files like 10 frivolous handwritten appeals, habeas petitions, and post-conviction relief applications every year demanding that he be released because the judge and prosecutor were stalker children.
