DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Xenomorph]

Do you think that he really thinks that he's a hot dude?

I think he thinks he is alright, he is a narc so he has to think he is pretty good looking somehow. Delusion is a powerful drug. He used to tell stories about how girls would pick him over the jocks and how chicks wanted to bang him in college. lol

 

[Keystone]

Once that shock of hair on top goes, he's going to look like Carl from ATHF.

Good luck with the casual sex after that.

Yeah but at least Carl was likeable. Phil isn't.

 

[Molester Stallone]

Yeah but at least Carl was likeable. Phil isn't.

Carl is also Funny, Phil is not.

 

[LiquidCancer]

I can't wait to see what sort of man Leanna rebounds with.

I have a feeling he will be as old as Phil but successful and not a manchild.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Leanna's rebound is the anti-Phil and does all the things Phil never did that she said she wanted, just to watch Phil suffering.

I'm also seriously looking forward to him breaking down on stream sooner rather than later. There is no way this egomaniac can take this blow to his ego silently.

 

[PL 879]

Spoiler: she needs some water

You notice Leanna retweeted some replies from that Josephine girls tweets?

This must be some new form of seeking closure...Leanna retweeting the girl/supposed girl that Philly poo has been getting some bonding time with.

 

[For The Internet]

So is Phil an actual hikki now? He got his car delivered, he's probably going to get his groceries delivered, he only ever left the house before to get fast food and run errands with Leanna. Most of that stuff can be done online.

The difference is that hikkis live with their parents so they're actually financially better off than Phil with his 2 mortgages and brand new car he doesn't plan on really using.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

So is Phil an actual hikki now? He got his car delivered, he's probably going to get his groceries delivered, he only ever left the house before to get fast food and run errands with Leanna. Most of that stuff can be done online.

The difference is that hikkis live with their parents so they're actually financially better off than Phil with his 2 mortgages and brand new car he doesn't plan on really using.

Nah, not yet. He considers going to the grocery store to be exercise and he went out to get some garbage for DSP Tries It so for the time being he's leaving his house and stuff. Give it a few months, though.

 

[AnOminous]

DSP Tries It: Suicide.

 

[Vault Boy]

DSP Tries It: Suicide.

On purpose? No, he loves himself too much to consider such a possibility.

Accidental, on the other hand? Possibly, if he does something stupid like refusing to get new smoke alarms because he can "smell the smoke."

 

[Xenomorph]

On purpose? No, he loves himself too much to consider such a possibility.

Accidental, on the other hand? Possibly, if he does something stupid like refusing to get new smoke alarms because he can "smell the smoke."

Ignorance is bliss and Phil is ignorant. Most people who have self introspection and higher intelligence are actually sad, not idiots.
Phil would never kill himself because he is too stupid to see how dire his situation is.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

DSP Tries It: Suicide.

"WHUUUUUT. I tied the noose, dood, but it came undone. That video on Youtube was all wrong. I did everything it said and my noose came undone when I kicked the chair. Are you fucking kidding me?"

 

[For The Internet]

"WHUUUUUT. I tied the noose, dood, but it came undone. That video on Youtube was all wrong. I did everything it said and my noose came undone when I kicked the chair. Are you fucking kidding me?"

Don't forget how he started up his serious adult car in the garage - with the garage door shut. 'Whuut? Why am I suddenly so sleepy? I think I'll... take... a power... nap....'

 

[Xenomorph]

Don't forget how he started up his serious adult car in the garage - with the garage door shut. 'Whuut? Why am I suddenly so sleepy? I think I'll... take... a power... nap....'

Now offing himself on accident I can see. Like not checking his CO2 alarms or starting a house fire with his dusty equipment.

 

[James Smith]

I can't wait to see what sort of man Leanna rebounds with.

I have a feeling he will be as old as Phil but successful and not a manchild.

I'd imagine she won't talk about it on the Internet. Just a gut feeling though.

 

[The Uncanny Ex-Men]

So is Phil an actual hikki now? He got his car delivered, he's probably going to get his groceries delivered, he only ever left the house before to get fast food and run errands with Leanna. Most of that stuff can be done online.

The difference is that hikkis live with their parents so they're actually financially better off than Phil with his 2 mortgages and brand new car he doesn't plan on really using.

Doesn't he get all his "HAHD CORE GAYMEEN" shit from gamestop?

 

[Xenomorph]

Doesn't he get all his "HAHD CORE GAYMEEN" shit from gamestop?

You're kidding, is THAT where he got that saying from?

 

[Viktor]

Now offing himself on accident I can see. Like not checking his CO2 alarms or starting a house fire with his dusty equipment.

Now imagine that happening in middle of stream

 

[Xenomorph]

Now imagine that happening in middle of stream

Would be the only time he breaks 1k viewers.

 

[Adolf_Ash]

So is this fucking BSV trying to catfish Phil finally? I can't fucking tell

Now how can that be with concrete evidence like this:

Look at that child skribble and man-hand. There's no way its Vidar!

Spoiler

To be fair. It might not be Vidar. But that sure as hell ain't no chick.