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Zootopia 2 has grossed 1 billion worldwide and became the fastest grossing animated movie of all time
 
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I really enjoyed the part where they both just stood on top of the wall and trauma dumped in therapy speak as fast as possible for 5 minutes straight with nothing else happening. The script writer should be thrown down a well.
 
Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Derp, good point. I keep forgetting that the people in these studios who actually had any talent, work ethic, morals, or original ideas are marginalized or long gone.
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All the hate boomers and millennials get zoomer niggers forget the wokie fuckers in charge are all genx.

You know, their fucking parents.
 
Disney adult/80’s nostalgia blogger and snark target Adam the Woo apparently passed away in his sleep at his home in Celebration, as confirmed by one of his longtime friends and then his father:

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He had a history of mental health issues and talking a big game without doing anything, but to die alone before Christmas is rough af.
 
I searched this thread and couldn't find any mention of Disney's drunk problem. Let me fix that.

I present to you, the Epcot Day Drinkers Club.

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Possibly the most pathetic thing I have ever seen (though the "Pooh sized" ones give a serious run for their money) it's an entire club, complete with merchandise, memberships, and events, solely for getting drunk at Disney parks.

They have a trashcan mascot. Because people use trashcans as tables during Food and Wine Festival. Not because they're trashy.

During one of our very first Drink Around the World meet-ups at EPCOT, our group discovered the perfect symbol for our club spirit — a humble trash can positioned right at the exit near Rose & Crown Pub. In that moment, surrounded by laughter, friendship, and full glasses, we found our mascot.

And as fate (and timing) would have it, we even had a priest in our group that day — who, between sips, gave Binny an official blessing with Smithwicks Beer. From that moment on, the Disney Day Drinkers Club had its spiritual (and spirited) mascot.
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Just in case you were thinking they might actually be there to sample a couple drinks responsibly and not to act like idiots around children.

Doesn't sound pathetic enough? That's not all for the trashcan. These people were lining up for photos with it and putting stickers all over it (with their kids, who I'm sure were thrilled to get some attention from mom and dad for once), to the point where Disney moved it across the road and they, because le epic quirk chungus, got mad;

D3 members also started a tradition of visiting Binny to pay homage to a mascot who the club’s website says is “always trashed.” (The site also cautions, “Don’t trust any other trashcan.”)
The group’s Facebook page racked up hundreds of posts showing members posing with Binny. Families plastered Binny with stickers and placed knit koozies on it. The Day Drinkers’s meme-makers adapted the mascot into a famous silhouetted image of Walt Disney holding Mickey Mouse’s hand, substituting Binny for Mickey.
Then, in September, the clock tolled midnight for Binny. In a move only an evil stepsister could love, Disney staffers spirited the can away from its usual spot in front of the Rose & Crown pub sign, to a new location across the street in front of the Sportsman’s Shoppe.
The club’s discussion page on Facebook exploded in outrage, with grumpy D3 members complaining they didn’t know which bin was Binny anymore.
“People were just going crazy, saying, ‘Oh my gosh—why would they do this?’” recalls Knox, the priest who did the Binny blessing. “It’s something you had a part of at the very beginning, then someone takes it away.”
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They're there for the culture, guys. They just wanna learn about and pay homage to the United Kingdom's rich history of trashcans.

But wait! There's more!

People have gotten married based on their mutual love of getting drunk around kids!

The Disney Day Drinkers culture has ballooned to a group with more than 85,000 members registered on Facebook and at least two spinoff clubs—one for running marathons and the other for singles looking to meet their own Mickey or Minnie. At least four couples who met through the singles group have become engaged, and one is already married.
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While these people clearly need help, they're not the only ones who make Disney a less pleasant place to be; here's an article that's more general on the drunk problem;

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At Epcot, the unofficial "Drinking Around the World" challenge—knocking back a beverage in each of the 11 World Showcase countries—has morphed from low-key fan tradition into a social-media sport, complete with TikToks, YouTube clips, and, at times, very drunk adults weaving through strollers. Some participants, like young content creators Rusty Featherstone and Willy Donnellon, openly lean into the excess, documenting runs that leave them barely upright but determined to appear composed around families. "You have to stay locked in, so as to not scare the children," Featherstone tells the Wall Street Journal.
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It includes our well put together, mature Day Drinkers Club president giving his piece about how those other drunks at Epcot are so embarrassing;

Members of the Disney Day Drinkers Club, founded by Skip Sher, say they're in it for community and higher-end cocktails, not chaos. Sher calls viral stories of bad behavior "embarrassing" and out of step with what the park is meant to be.
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If you've never been there, there are adults wandering around in shirts proudly stating they're going to get so drunk they can't walk anymore.


I wish I didn't go looking into this, I feel significantly dumber now.
 
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There's been another suicide at a Disney park. Apparently between October and now, that's 6 deaths, 2 confirmed suicides, and now this one pending confirmation.
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In other news, here's someone getting hit by the Indiana Jones boulder:

 
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There's been another suicide at a Disney park. Apparently between October and now, that's 6 deaths, 2 confirmed suicides, and now this one pending confirmation.
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In other news, here's someone getting hit by the Indiana Jones boulder:
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It at least looks bouncy but even having a regular yoga ball thrown at you from nearby is a pretty decent impact, i cant image what one of that size rolling down on you must feel like
 
SpiderBitch said:
It at least looks bouncy but even having a regular yoga ball thrown at you from nearby is a pretty decent impact, i cant image what one of that size rolling down on you must feel like
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I’ve heard people say that it was about 400 pounds, but I haven’t read much about the incident and I’m not sure how accurate that is.
 
What is this man doing?

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@Scientifically Inaccurate An Epcot drinking club? That is just about the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

The first time I was at Epcot after I was of legal drinking age, I did admittedly do "drink around the world," but I literally split my drinks with the people I was with because we didn't want to get wasted at a freakin' children's park and spend a fortune doing something that pathetic.

I'm not a perfect person, but it's hard for me to imagine a lot of things more embarrassing than getting drunk around thousands of children and babies.
 
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Scrub through from 6 seconds: whatever it is, it is pointed behind them from there, not at themselves. They do faff with it though, so that could be accidental.

I thought it might be a remote control for their body camera to take snapshots at a higher resolution, but you can clearly see it's a pump dispenser of something, with a logo ending in Y.

It might still be just a goof for the ride camera of course, and they couldn't get it to squirt at their hair because they hadn't practiced with it, and it was a better joke in their imagination than reality.
 
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