💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[TowinKarz]

@nikobowie: "[Trump] may be the most racist president this country has ever had."

Hyperbole and joking aside..... if we're going to honestly and objectively rate the Presidents on a racism scale?

It's no surprise that Bob or any of his fellow proggies would jump on Trump and totally be ignorant of/forget all about say Andrew Johnson? A man who was an actual Confederate Sympathizer, for real?

Pantone declares White (to be precise, a shade of off-white they call "Cloud Dancer", #F0EEE9) to be the color of 2026. A&N. In other words, genocide.

For being such a "smart" and "evolved" person who "thinks" instead of just "believing" the ability for he and his ilk to lose their shit and become wild animals baying at the sky whenever "that" word is mentioned? Like it was the secret word on Pee Wee's Playhouse?

Proves otherwise.

 

[Flexo]

Bob always acts as if he's some prophetic genius for predicting the most obvious shit imaginable. People have been asking for de-specialized versions of the OG Star Wars trilogy for decades. You don't have to be a self-proclaimed pop culture 'expert' to realize that a money-hungry corporation would eventually capitalize on that demand.

I've literally said it on the star wars thread.

And what I said before I'll say again: Disney is going to wait on releasing the OT for when they need a cash boost and recovery of fan goodwill. So look for it sometime after epIX ends and the fans are really pissed off. They'll probably do an initial blu-ray release, then a year or two after that something like blade runner and a "complete" release with all the versions of SW in a mega pack.

They'll then concentrate on the park and salvaging the brand. I'd be willing to bet around this time is when they'll release ORIGINAL Star Wars trilogy on blu-ray. They may even do a blade-runner thing and release all 3 movies in super collector sets with all 42 versions of each film in there. I am dead serious that I bet Disney is refraining from rereleasing originals as an emergency profit plan*.

*In fact - I think it's with some Fox deals that there are problems with releasing the original SW, so if Disney buys Fox, I'll bet my shiny metal ass that part of the deal will be to finally be able to rerelease the originals.

Those posts go back to 2018.

Proving once again that Bob's job can be replaced with A.I. (me!).

 

[JayHarrison]

Just because Blob is addicted to using his thesaurus to sound smart doesn't mean he is smart.

Case in point: The words abortion (or anything akin to "reproductive choice/freedom") and eugenics, two words that I consider synonymous with each other. Let's examinwe these previous Moviebob posts, in which the word abortion (or "reproductive choice/freedom") has been edited out and replaced with eugenics:

Moviebob, 2017.03.30 (edited): "No one who will not affirm eugenics [...] is intellectually fit to serve on SCOTUS. That alone should disqualify.'

Moviebob, 2017.05.08 (edited): "Legal eugenics is an important hallmark in that it declares the legal system in question has rejected government by superstition."

Moviebob, 2017.05.14 (edited): "The number of so-called liberals for whom eugenics [is] an 'acceptable loss' shows HUGE education failure."

Moviebob, 2017.10.06 (edited): "There is, literally, no logical or reason-based societal downside to eugenics. It does NOTHING BUT help."

Moviebob, 2017.11.30 (edited): "Your 'nice' super-Jesusy friend who 'just has HIS VIEWS on eugenics' is a misogynist. He hates women."

Moviebob, 2017.11.30 (edited): "I am… as close to militantly pro-eugenics as I think a human is capable of being."

Moviebob, 2017.12.05 (edited): "Eugenics has been one of the great boons to [...] lives in the modern age..."

Moviebob, 2018.02.27 (edited): "...Eugenics is [...] the same as any other beneficial scientific advancement; a defiant statement from humanity to 'nature' that says 'No, from now on WE decide.'"

Moviebob, 2018.05.22 (edited): "'Pro-life' is the most Orwellian doublespeak ever created in modern politics. Eugenics is a triumph of science [...] over superstition and oppression, and is a vital component of our advancement toward a stronger, smarter, better future."

Moviebob, 2018.06.27 (edited): "Eugenics is not merely 'not evil,' it is a moral good..."

Moviebob, 2022.05.19 (edited): "Anti-Eugenics = Anti-Choice = Anti-Science = Anti-Modernity = Anti-Progress = Anti-Future = the enemy of anything worthwhile in the world. It's ALL the same thing and it always has been."

If you support abortion on demand, you support eugenics. #ChangeMyMind.

 

[Mola Ram]

It's no surprise that Bob or any of his fellow proggies would jump on Trump and totally be ignorant of/forget all about say Andrew Johnson? A man who was an actual Confederate Sympathizer, for real?

John Tyler in his ex-Presidency literally joined the Confederate congress.

 

[TowinKarz]

John Tyler in his ex-Presidency literally joined the Confederate congress.

And how many of the Founding Fathers owned slaves.... as in , actually had people in bondage in their employ?

Eh, that's nothing compared to the fact that Orangehitler wants illegal immigrants arrested!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

06Dec#11
Bobby sees no end to his computer problem.

Bob, if your PC is dying, you can just work out how much a new one would be and then gofundme the cost of that. You should have upgraded years ago but you're too stupid and lazy to do it. So stupid and lazy you kept using your family PC, despite it being old and not up to the task, until you moved into your own place instead of using your Escapist money to purchase your own rig.

But no, what will happen is his PC will die and Chris will just buy him a new one or something.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob, if your PC is dying, you can just work out how much a new one would be and then gofundme the cost of that. You should have upgraded years ago but you're too stupid and lazy to do it. So stupid and lazy you kept using your family PC, despite it being old and not up to the task, until you moved into your own place instead of using your Escapist money to purchase your own rig.

But no, what will happen is his PC will die and Chris will just buy him a new one or something.

Cripes, I make less money than Bob, and I STILL have contingency plans to get a new computer when the old one craps out. Of course, I don't drink or go to Discount Dave & Busters/Hahvahd Watering Hole etc.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

For the worthless shit he does a fucking cellphone would do. What kind of hellish life Robert Chipman really lives lmao

 

[Positron]

07Dec#01
Trump is so loathesome that even dead people hate him.

I don't care if the artists I like hate me. On the contrary, I suppose Richard Wagner would love me to bits but I'm lukewarm about his music.

07Dec#02
"Crime against humanity".

The "visibility" and "success" of Sabrina Carpenter is solely due to her readiness to suck cocks, and she probably owes her record label -- I mean pimp -- truckloads. Autonomy my ass.

07Dec#03
IQ is fake, and Somalians are just as capable as anybody.

I presume waste disposal systems are just as fake as IQ, no?

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07Dec#04
Laura Loomer reports dissent over the camp of MTG over Charlie Kirk's corpse.


07Dec#05

Why are liberals so misogynistic?

07Dec#06
There is supposed to be many parallels between anti-vaxers and people who don't want children mutilated.

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07Dec#07
Bobby tossed the only chance he had of fame away, after his Pixel review.


07Dec#08a

07Dec#08b
Apparently FNAF2 opens with a very disturbing scene.


07Dec#09

Yes, that video is 91 minutes long.

07Dec#10


07Dec#11
Tarantino


07Dec#12

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07Dec#13
Another gross comedienne. Is there another kind?


07Dec#14
Metroid


07Dec#15

I don't know who this guy is or what he is talking about

07Dec#16
The Church of The Golden Arches made a grown man weepy


07Dec#17
Diabetes fuel


07Dec#18
As if to spite Bobby, Linkara announced his new gaming desktop.


07Dec#19

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

John Tyler in his ex-Presidency literally joined the Confederate congress.

He died before being sworn in though.

 

[Knyttet]

Cripes, I make less money than Bob, and I STILL have contingency plans to get a new computer when the old one craps out. Of course, I don't drink or go to Discount Dave & Busters/Hahvahd Watering Hole etc.

I asked ChatGPT to estimate Bob’s monthly income. I’ll spare you all the details and prompting but it landed on these figures in the end:

Rough monthly income:
Patreon: ~ 2450 USD
YouTube: ~ 1200 USD
Writing for Theorists: ~ 400 USD

Which would give him a monthly income of about 4050 USD pre tax.

Which begs the question: How the fuck can he claim poor with that kind of income? It’s not amazing or anything but it should ABSOLUTELY be enough to live comfortably for one guy without a spouse or kids who lives with his mom.

What kind of expenses could he even realistically have? I doubt he pays rent to his mom, they probably share the groceries, it’s not his house so electric, heating and internet is probably also taken care of by his mom.

I know he’s in debt from a bad film investment or whatever pre-covid, but unless that debt payment is over 2k a month he really has no excuse for not having his shit in order.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

What kind of expenses could he even realistically have? I doubt he pays rent to his mom, they probably share the groceries, it’s not his house so electric, heating and internet is probably also taken care of by his mom.

I know he’s in debt from a bad film investment or whatever pre-covid, but unless that debt payment is over 2k a month he really has no excuse for not having his shit in order.

Sir, that money goes towards "needed living expenses" like mountains of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and tokens to play the games at the discount Dave and Busters he frequents. Blob is literally the meme of the guy asking for someone to help him budget because he spends massive amounts on candles.

ETA: Now in Bob's defense, since he is self-employed he does pay more in Social Security tax, but even then, as you pointed out, if he was smart enough to budget responsibly he could very easily replace his computer rather than having it limp along and spending more in fixing it.

 

[Flexo]

What kind of expenses could he even realistically have?

Healthcare.

 

[Mola Ram]

He died before being sworn in though.

Sure, he was decrepit when he joined the Confederacy, and I don't think his tenure was ever considered anything but ceremonial. But still -- a US President joined the Confederate government.

This is before you even start considering the really racist pieces of shit like Jackson and Wilson ... but of course, they're Democrats, so they largely get a pass.

I know he’s in debt from a bad film investment or whatever pre-covid, but unless that debt payment is over 2k a month he really has no excuse for not having his shit in order.

I still think he borrowed the fifteen grand Twitter used to charge for a bluecheck, but he will never, ever admit it.

Healthcare.

"It's for ... *BURRRP* ... medicinal purposes!"

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

07Dec#08a

Imagine, im-fucking-magine being such a spineless cuck that you're either too cowardly or too woke to play FNAF but you'll watch hours long, no commentary playthroughs to experience the game and then you brag about it to Bob "The MovieBob" Chipman.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

06Dec#05
No context; perhaps a response to this.

Could he even fit in one of those cars?

06Dec#07
Robert recites The Rat's Prayer.

They also rereleased The Phantom Menace back in 2012. Studios do this all the time.

Bob always acts as if he's some prophetic genius for predicting the most obvious shit imaginable. People have been asking for de-specialized versions of the OG Star Wars trilogy for decades.

Didn't he complain about the people demanding to see the Snyder Cut of Justice League?

07Dec#09

Yes, that video is 91 minutes long.

Hmm, either watch Star Wars or watch a guy talk about Star Wars.

 

[WelperHelper99]

What kind of expenses could he even realistically have? I doubt he pays rent to his mom, they probably share the groceries, it’s not his house so electric, heating and internet is probably also taken care of by his mom.

The cult of Nintendo demands sacrifice.

 

[Mola Ram]

07Dec#09

Yes, that video is 91 minutes long.

91 minutes isn't a totally unreasonable runtime for an analysis or retrospective of Star Wars -- there's a ton to say about even the first movie on its own -- but the notion that Bob is the source for the best commentary on the film is straight up fucking nuts. How lowbelly do you have to be to suck up to Bob that shamelessly?

07Dec#07
Bobby tossed the only chance he had of fame away, after his Pixel review.

Y'know, Bob admitting (he thinks he's bragging, but it's really an admission) that Hollywood stopped calling once they realized his personality wasn't an act goes a long way toward confirming a lot of the ugly theories about him that get bounced around in this thread.

 

[TowinKarz]

He died before being sworn in though.

While true?

If Trump decided to join a KKK chapter, but, died while diving to the induction ceremony? Would the media ever in a million years say "Well, he never officially joined so he isn't actually a Klansman" ?

Now, if Biden did the same? What would they say?

"OMG! Stop lying! He never signed the papers!" is what.

 

[JayHarrison]

[2025.12.07-01] Trump is so loathesome that even dead people hate him.

If Frank Sinatra hated racism, I can only imagine how much he would despised both Joe Biden and Barack Obama (Moviebob: "Hallowed be Obama's name"), the two most racist presidents of my lifetime.

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[2025.12.07-02] "Crime against humanity".

Some time later, Misogynistbob also reposted this:

[2025.12.07-05]

Why are liberals so misogynistic?

Liberals aren't made to be misogynists. They're just born that way.

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[2025.12.07-03] IQ is fake, and Somalians are just as capable as anybody.

The one reason Moviebob hates the idea of IQ tests is because Bob's IQ test result came back negative.

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[2025.12.07-06] There is [sic] supposed to be many parallels between anti-vaxers and people who don't want children mutilated.

What all these creatures likely have in common: Inside the womb, children are nothing more than a meaningless clump of cells; outside the womb, children are nothing more than human-shaped guinea pigs to be used as test subjects for their sickening pseudo-scientific experiments.

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[2025.12.07-07] Bobby tossed the only chance he had of fame away, after his Pixel review.

James Rolfe is a filmmaker who pretends to be an angry prick. Moviebob is an angry prick who pretends to be a filmmaker.

Y'know, Bob admitting (he thinks he's bragging, but it's really an admission) that Hollywood stopped calling once they realized his personality wasn't an act goes a long way toward confirming a lot of the ugly theories about him that get bounced around in this thread.

It doesnt help matters that Moviebob's also a genocidal streak, as evidenced by multiple calls for anywhere from 63,000,000 to 77,000,000 Trump voters wiped from existence (in addition to the entire population of Russia and possibly Poland).

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[2025.12.07-12]

When it comes to TV Christmas specials, A Charlie Brown Christmas (which I saw late last night) and How the Grinch Stole Christmas! are, arguably, the best of them. Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer is one of the worst. I think what really gets my goat about it is that I see a real-life allegory in its story: Rudolph is born different than the other reindeer; his abilities are real, but nobody--not even Santa Claus--wants anything to do with Rudy because of his "abnormality"; and Santa only wants Rudolph's strength when it becomes useful for Santa's purposes (which means Santa Claus, as depicted here, is a hardcore Democrat.)

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[2025.12.07-15]

This creator's reach may reach thoughtful/decent dudes despite catching the attention of Moviebob, who is literally everyting but.

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I asked ChatGPT to estimate Bob’s monthly income [...] it landed on these figures in the end:

Rough monthly income:
Patreon: ~ 2450 USD
YouTube: ~ 1200 USD
Writing for Theorists: ~ 400 USD

Which would give him a monthly income of about 4050 USD pre tax.

Which begs the question: How the fuck can he claim poor with that kind of income? [...]
What kind of expenses could he even realistically have?

Sir, that money goes towards "needed living expenses" like mountains of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and tokens to play the games at the discount Dave and Busters he frequents.

Let us not forget about this (which probably now costs $42):

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Healthcare.

"It's for ... *BURRRP* ... medicinal purposes!"

"Quick! Get me another three IVs of triple-thick sausage gravy, stat!"