💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

Has it ever been established what model scooter(s) Jack uses? I've only started following his shenanigans again April-ish of this year and was outside touching grass for 2ish years. From what I've seen he seems reluctant to expose it in any of his videos filmed outside in the waking world. I've seen a few vague, blurry reflections on some videos.

Fucker has an Auschwitz collection of dead grills and other gook toys in his backyard. How many scooters?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Alert! The latest Cooking With Jack features none other than Carolyn Flanders, Jack's mother-in-law and Tammy's mother.

She walks us through how to make a dessert from the 1960s, which her mother made for various holidays.

Well that was a waste of time.

Jello with fruit, whipped topping and pudding.

 

[souschef]

She walks us through how to make a dessert from the 1960s, which her mother made for various holidays.

I liked the video

Would like it better if Jack would shut the fuck up with dumb unnecessary questions and comments. I'd eat the dessert, cuz is from Nanna and not from Jack. She's a pleasant lady

Might as well make this recipe myself, i'd use canned peaches though

 

[AnOminous]

I liked the video

Would like it better if Jack would shut the fuck up with dumb unnecessary questions and comments. I'd eat the dessert, cuz is from Nanna and not from Jack. She's a pleasant lady

Might as well make this recipe myself, i'd use canned peaches though

Most of the variants of this particular kind of mostly corporate created recipes to push Jello everywhere are at least edible. This one looks edible. I'd like something like cream cheese in it though.

 

[souschef]

Most of the variants of this particular kind of mostly corporate created recipes to push Jello everywhere are at least edible. This one looks edible. I'd like something like cream cheese in it though.

We have a popular comfort dessert that goes like what you said. First you make the jello as usual and after it solidifies, then we blend neutral jello with a little bit of cream milk, pour on top and refrigerate again. Cream cheese would fit nicely on this second step, go for it

 

[Major]

Most of the variants of this particular kind of mostly corporate created recipes to push Jello everywhere are at least edible. This one looks edible. I'd like something like cream cheese in it though.

Don't forget the celery and pimentos!

 

[the khat quaffer]

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We have a popular comfort dessert that goes like what you said. First you make the jello as usual and after it solidifies, then we blend neutral jello with a little bit of cream milk, pour on top and refrigerate again. Cream cheese would fit nicely on this second step, go for it

bitch that's the tubby custard machine

#IYKYK

Spoiler: for the uninitiated

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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We have a popular comfort dessert that goes like what you said. First you make the jello as usual and after it solidifies, then we blend neutral jello with a little bit of cream milk, pour on top and refrigerate again. Cream cheese would fit nicely on this second step, go for it

It's like "No Bake Jello Pie". Basically you take some strawberry jello and dissolve it in boiling water. Add some cold water to it and fold in some whipped cream and strawberries. Pour into a pie crust and let it set. Or if you want to use Cool Whip you can but the question is why would you want to?

It's light and tastes like summer.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

That's the kind of desert they came up with in the 50's and 60's because they thought they'd be spending a few years in a fallout shelter.

 

[Super Hans v2]

That's the kind of desert they came up with in the 50's and 60's because they thought they'd be spending a few years in a fallout shelter.

The serious answer is that cold dishes like this and aspic were popular post-Depression because having a fridge meant you were a bougie faggot who wanted to flaunt your wealth at dinner parties.

 

[Tiresome]

The serious answer is that cold dishes like this and aspic were popular post-Depression because having a fridge meant you were a bougie faggot who wanted to flaunt your wealth at dinner parties.

Even not very well off people had an icebox, with actual ice in it. Jello was a cheaper and shelf stable way to keep dessert around.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The serious answer is that cold dishes like this and aspic were popular post-Depression because having a fridge meant you were a bougie faggot who wanted to flaunt your wealth at dinner parties.

Truth the 50's was about convenience and modern inventions. Jello was popular for the same reason frozen veg, box mac and cheese, and tv dinners were they were fast and easy to make. But Mama Tam also fits the bomb shelter life all her ingredients were shelf stable boxes she even used boxed Dream Whip vs some Cool Whip which is more common. Just use Instant Milk and you got a great Apocalypse Desert.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Came across this randomly and the end made me think of Jack.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Came across this randomly and the end made me think of Jack.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=GQ4_lB-5qqw

Although we all know that fatty hasn't quit sugar despite his carnivore larp

 

[Shartavius]

What Jack tells people to eat or not eat is utterly disconnected from what he does; which is to eat all of it while occasionally filming himself eating it and then posting it to Youtube ON ACCIDENT.

Jack is so morbidly obese and pitifully disabled that, if ever he had the impulse to pull a PPP during a livestream by showing off his soiled anus, he wouldn't be able to do it or locate it.

 

[semitooth]

 

[Sneedmiser]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oRfXqpDU_0w

How about you put the name of the restaurant in the video or even just the description then you fat stupid fuck? Why AI generate an exterior shot for a thumbnail when you could just take a picture so that people know what to look for? Is it that hard to link their website/menu in the description? You can rip it straight off of google maps without even searching it because it's in your history.

Jack is so goddamn lazy that it's his defining fault instead of his gluttony, pride, or wrath.

And so as not to double post, the channel trailer is also one of the worst things on youtube. I hope he lasts another year just so he can make one with AI generated images too.

 

[p1138]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oRfXqpDU_0w

I thought I was having a stroke for a moment. This is just a re-upload of the same video from 3 months ago just with his newer/dumber intro

How about you put the name of the restaurant in the video or even just the description then you fat stupid fuck?

To his credit, it is in the video after the stupid intro about 15 seconds in, right before he cuts to himself in the car. It would of course make more sense to also at least verbally name it, put it in the title and thumbnail, and even the description but he did none of that because he's a mushbrain retard.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK YOU FAT CRIPPLED FUCK

 

[Shartavius]

That right arm is too lifelike to be Jack's. It has to resemble the arm of a zookeeper who, following a long and storied career after overcoming polio as a child after initially being born fourteen weeks premature, at last found themselves declared medically retired by the zoo's underwriters following decades of close calls, ER visits, Life Flights, and gypsy's curses within their chosen field of masturbating the venomous animals.