💬 Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[StillSpergingOnTheNet]

Was out Christmas shipping with my brother yesterday and our last stop at the bookstore the cashier was the most stereotypical pooner I have ever encountered in the wild, 5 foot 2 with purple hair, pube stache and the wispyish soul patch you ever saw, frog voice too of course. If I wasn't soo close I would have tried to snap a picture. Another cute tomboy lost to the poon cult.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I work with lots of people of various stage of gender. One in particular was a completely average looking girl just 3 or 4 years ago. I hadn't met her yet but knew she was a pooner because of my confusion every time I do part of my job and the system shows one name and the reports a different name.

I was talking to someone on a different floor than my actual office is on and this little tiny guy comes and interrupts us. Apparently he "clogged the toilet with a completely normal bowel movement". ok cool but lil dude, I don't know you. Just say shitters out, I don't need to hear your delusion that real men discuss their bowel movements in a professional setting with someone they don't know but is clearly a step or 2 up the professional food chain of the business.

What is really funny is that because of millennial fashion standards we have 4 men and 'men' who are completely indistinguishable from each other. same height, same build, same wardrobe, same ironic whispy mustache, same glasses, same hesitant speech patterns. It's completely wild to me because a few of them are actually male.

That dumb poon defo tried to flush a tampon cos there wasn't a bin in the men's lol.
Completely normal bowel movement indeed.


@Spooky all year the guy you posted looks exactly like that troon who was in a police body cam video, where he happened to be caught mid way audibly screaming at his little kid and slamming around the house when the police were walking up to the door on a school reported welfare check. Unfortunately I can't find that video, though it was posted on the farms.

 

[Spooky all year]

@Spooky all year the guy you posted looks exactly like that troon who was in a police body cam video, where he happened to be caught mid way audibly screaming at his little kid and slamming around the house when the police were walking up to the door on a school reported welfare check. Unfortunately I can't find that video, though it was posted on the farms.

Interesting. I'm pretty sure it wasn't this guy, but I'll have to look for that video either way.

 

[John Badman's wife]

Crazy ass bitch started accusing me of being a Zionist Mossad agent then writes this spectacular post. The name is Lauren Fox Wade. She changed her name to Lauren FAFO after I started trolling her. She is some ugly hillbilly from Oklahoma with a Trans kid. I didn't know about the Trans kid, she just came up in my throwaway account yelling at me about how I am a secret Zionist agent trying to kill her and her family even though I have never ever posted anything about Israel nor have I ever interacted with her and neither do I know the name of any of her ugly ass kids, just told her she should have aborted them.

Then her loser friend comes in and starts white knighting for her. He is another loser hillbilly, single father, also with a fat ugly trans kid. He was even trying to sell his kid to some interested Afghani

He flipped out when I pointed out his fat blob he calls kids were wearing pentagrams.

 

[KRAINOS]

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Imagine sitting down to do your business and seing that snail, it's impossibe to not wonder what other deviance they did in there. It's entrely on purpose to control you with fear and revel in their fetishes.

...but now we did notice that a trans person peed there because you purposefully left a creepy sticker there saying you did...

also, what the fuck? It's obviously drawn to look like dick and balls. save this image and send it to every troon-supporting woman you know, holy moly.

 

[John Badman's wife]

I swear to god Minnesota is some sort of strange midwestern troon mecca. I will admit that I might have a skewed sample though, because I do visit Minneapolis every few months and that place is sort of a freakshow in and of itself.

It's the Nordic influence. There is something fucked up about those people. Sweden is the same.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

One thing I keep noticing about them is that they never seem to be happy--as if the transistion, how ever far they took it, didn't improve their lives--and occasionally some young woman will look at them in an unnerved or disgusted way.

They act like that because it's not an occasional thing. Everyone is put off by trannies, it's just a matter of how good you are at hiding your feelings. Imagine if literally every single person you interacted with throughout the day had shocked, confused, or disgusted expressions flicker across their faces before slathering on an insincere smile or looking away and ignoring you like you might ignore a vagrant on the sidewalk who's smeared his face with shit. And that's their experience if they're lucky and don't come across any foreigners from places other than Europe, young children, black men, or white bros.

 

[Curry Teafag]

They act like that because it's not an occasional thing. Everyone is put off by trannies, it's just a matter of how good you are at hiding your feelings. Imagine if literally every single person you interacted with throughout the day had shocked, confused, or disgusted expressions flicker across their faces before slathering on an insincere smile or looking away and ignoring you like you might ignore a vagrant on the sidewalk who's smeared his face with shit. And that's their experience if they're lucky and don't come across any foreigners from places other than Europe, young children, black men, or white bros.

Yeah, but I live in a very white urban neighborhood with a lot of academics, and you would think that all these young liberal women here would feel delighted to see a BeAuTiFuL TrAnS WoMaN share the public space with them, but no. LOL

They absolutely will go to any and every protest against Fashizom, though.

 

[John Badman's wife]

Crazy ass bitch started accusing me of being a Zionist Mossad agent then writes this spectacular post. The name is Lauren Fox Wade. She changed her name to Lauren FAFO after I started trolling her. She is some ugly hillbilly from Oklahoma with a Trans kid. I didn't know about the Trans kid, she just came up in my throwaway account yelling at me about how I am a secret Zionist agent trying to kill her and her family even though I have never ever posted anything about Israel nor have I ever interacted with her and neither do I know the name of any of her ugly ass kids, just told her she should have aborted them.

Then her loser friend comes in and starts white knighting for her. He is another loser hillbilly, single father, also with a fat ugly trans kid. He was even trying to sell his kid to some interested Afghani

He flipped out when I pointed out his fat blob he calls kids were wearing pentagrams.

Not sure if these people need their own lolcow thread, I think there is potential but I am not very talented when it comes to posting.

 

[Salted Caramel Tears]

Yesterday I took my dad out for morning tea at a local cafe.

Sitting at the table next to us was a Troon (who was wearing a K-ON! t shirt) along with two teenage girls in their school uniforms.
Also next to them, were two middle aged Chinese women. And Judging by the tone of their voices and the constant laughter coming from them. I'm going to assume that they were making fun of him in their own language.

He must have also assumed this. As a few minutes later they moved to another table, and he was muttering something under his breath while leaving.

 

[Positron]

it's called "zettai ryouiki"

Acktually the term refers to the bit of exposed thigh between the sock and the tiny skirt. Trust me: I'm a TVTropes alumni.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Acktually the term refers to the bit of exposed thigh between the sock and the tiny skirt. Trust me: I'm a TVTropes alumni.

It’s OK man… hentai is great, you don’t need to lie about why you know that.

 

[graywolf88]

I went to a cat cafe with my mom yesterday and there was a group of 4-5 women including one pooner who was instantly clockable from the roundness of her face and effeminate manner of speaking, aside from the fact she was with a group of all women. Everyone was nice to and enjoyed the kitties though.

 

[glad vlad]

Ugh, I have one I'm ambivalent about. My neighbors, who are good neighbors and seem like decent people, have multiple adult, married children. One of them is a troon. I know this because their family Christmas card includes a shot of him and his wife and kid. He's VISIBLY autistic, also the mom of the family has told me that "our daughter" has the tism.. I've occasionally seen him around when his family visits the neighbors. In the Christmas card he's doing that super gross AGP smirk face.

Anyway, I think maybe he and his wife have split up and he has moved back home, because for weeks now I've seen him walking his dog in our neighborhood, no sign of wife or kid. On the one hand, this is great news for wife and kid! On the other hand, every time I see him I mutter "gross" under my breath and have to invent something I'm doing so I don't have to nod and say hello. (We live in a friendly area.) Now that it's cold he's wearing a women's parka but when it was warmer he was often wearing a women's tank top with his disgusting moobs on display. He has huge feet and just looks like a male autist with shaggy hair and bad posture. I despise him. I also feel bad for his whole family. What a curse.

 

[Ice Mountain]

I met a pooner with the most HORRIFIC frog voice at work yesterday. Holy fucking shit, it was BAD. The worst I've ever heard by far. Like rubbing a latex balloon right next to your ear. She didn't act particularly annoying or anything, but dear lord I wanted to claw my ears out every time she opened her mouth. Got the fuck out of that encounter as soon as humanly possible, but the damage has yet to heal. I didn't know it was possible to develop misophonia so rapidly.

She very obviously named herself after a certain YouTuber, too. (Hint, the first gamer dude with a kinda unique name that comes to mind is probably the correct answer.) You can fit every single pooner into the easiest fucking stereotypes, I swear.

 

[General Disarray]

Checking on an order that's going to be delivered today.



Okay, "Jennifer."

 

[hole in my hand]

ive worked with pooners before, everyone is able to be polite to their faces as not to get fired and they fade to the background after the initial shock at seeing one irl wears off. today i learned that is not the case with mtf troons, we had a flex come in today that none of us had worked with before, he had a female sounding name so we all expected a female to show up. in comes a man who looks like someone drew lestat from memory with a bob, with the most autist body language and speech patterns. everyone was immediately uncomfortable, his presence was looming over us the entire shift, everytime he spoke in that faggy troon voice we held back laughter. he was horrible at understanding social cues and made painfully awkward small talk all day. he was also horrible at his job, and refused to clean the bathrooms because we said he couldn't clean the women's room. i was shocked that not a single one of my coworkers held back their disgust, since they are all polite to pooners. it's just so uncomfortable actually being around a mtf in the wild, the autistic predator energy radiates off them,

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Saw my first proper pooner at a theatre last night. I've seen F2Ms before but they're usually the 'butch dyke playing in Daddy's clothes' type*. This one could have passed as a very effeminate man if it hadn't been for the concave chest and curvy hips. She was very skinny, dressed in a turtleneck and blazer and she had a coiffed hairdo (no idea what the style is called in actual men: like a quiff but soft ). To give her credit, she looked very tasteful and she didn't have any of the other tranny trappings like insufferable pin badges etc, but it was a reminder to me that you can always tell in real life.

Still, she made more of an effort than the fat, dishevelled cock in a frock I saw earlier in the day, mooching around the Christmas market with a gaggle of teenage goth handmaidens.

*personal story time: a very old friend has a pooner daughter who I've known since she was born. On one hand you can still see the young woman she should be underneath the bumfluff facial hair, but on the other hand she also now looks like she's cosplaying her own father.

 

[Dr. Butt]

She was very skinny, dressed in a turtleneck and blazer and she had a coiffed hairdo (no idea what the style is called in actual men: like a quiff but soft ).

kpop fujo

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

young liberal women

have taken and given, dick and pussy, from and to, every minority 4 brownie points. they give physical welfare and repetitions to minorities everyday of the week
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around 2022 @ a local hangout with gaming consoles, slushies, welcoming staff, etc. genuinely nice place that sadly shut down. anyways, wednesday is gaming club so the high school kids clog up the place. we're getting things set up for the pokemon unite [basically LoL w pokemon] kids, in walks this 5'9 mtf (who is very blatantly male) wearing an ill-fitting pink crop top and pants with black dyed spiky hair, introduces himself as they/them and name: red
sits at the table with friends showing each other memes from a nonbinary subreddit and full on belly laughing, i remember red's laugh was like a tea kettle mixed with a dolphin
breathed a sigh of relief when he got eliminated from the tourney we all were super weirded out by him because he was the epitome of the twitter mtf and had a VISIBLY MALE jawline , basically, imagine sheldon from big bang wearing girls' clothes and growing his hair and that's red

he actually wasnt the faggiest there i saw one person in a maid dress, could be as a "lost a bet" (read: i want an excuse to wear a maid dress and make everyone around me uncomfortable disguised as irony) thing
Also thanks for this thread it's a great way to pass time