DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Bloodypinky said:
But he also just claimed his Xbox controller hurt his thumb as a justification of why he needs a new $200 super gaymer low latency controller.
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I turned on Tevin's restream briefly and caught the explanation of why the Xbox controller hurts his thumb. Can you guess why?

It's because he mashes buttons with the fucking joint of his thumb instead of the tip. You know, the thing you do when you're six and play your first video game and then learn not to do it that way because it fucking hurts. Why does he play games the way a small child would?
 
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Phil is looking ROUGH. Did the face filters fuck up or something?

shekelshoah666 said:
I don't think I've ever seen a shopaholic who is clearly addicted to spending not know what they want and just crowdsource every decision.
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Casual reminder to those who forgot: DSP admitted that he bought $100+ worth of stamps without realizing. That alone proves this dude will throw money at ANYTHING and has literally never looked at an in-store price tag in his life. He was definitely not Middle Class as a kid. Hell, I don't think he's literally ever been Middle Class in his life.

Don't bullshit us brother said:
His watching porno with the speakers on isn't he?
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The reason behind this is definitely less funny and more extremely stupid. See, DSP has raised exclusively on 1980s and 1950s media because his mother was a low IQ whore who would rather have sex with the plumber than raise her child right because Dave Sr. is an awful judge of women. So, effectively, the dude has zero reference for what anything does outside of shit he's directly seen in his mediocre super mainstream 1980s movies that literally everybody has watched, and as such, thinks subwoofers will literally shake his house because, uh, Marty McFly and also DA URBANS DOOD.
 
Phil clocked out of his Black Friday "marathon" at 9:38 his time with $1029 (his count).
Highlights include a 2 1/2 hour prestream, less than 2 1/2 hours of gameplay, and three and a half fucking hours of online shopping (his dents chipped in around $150 during that time frame).

Here's the totals for some of his recent marathons:
Mario Kart - $521 (early June)
Closet cleanout - $1060 (early July)
Mega Man pt1 - $1071 (early August)
Mega Man pt2 - $561 (late August)
Worst games ever - $701 (late September)
Halloween - $600 (late October)
 
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Choom said:
Phil clocked out of his Black Friday "marathon" at 9:38 his time with $1029 (his count).
Highlights include a 2 1/2 hour prestream, less than 2 1/2 hours of gameplay, and three and a half fucking hours of online shopping (his dents chipped in around $150 during that time frame).

Here's the totals for some of his recent marathons:
Mario Kart - $521 (early June)
Closet cleanout - $1060 (early July)
Mega Man pt1 - $1071 (early August)
Mega Man pt2 - $561 (late August)
Worst games ever - $701 (late September)
Halloween - $600 (late October)
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Even with the RoachKing buff, he didn't beat his best marathon. Must also put into account that ICS is actually a broke nigga larping as a tech bro so his wallet already took a beating during AssMongoloid's interview. Still, fuck this pig.
 
Someone linked a website that is a countdown to DSP getting a job that's set to 3 years from now and I would be willing to bet actual money that Phil is going to be doing the exact same thing he is now in three years. His core whales are just mentally ill and obsessed enough that I think Phil will continue to scrap by for several more years. Don't get me wrong, it will end at some point and the Renton condo will be foreclosed on, Kat will leave him and the OIC couch saga/rape will begin but that's more like 8 years away not 3.
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Elite Kipchak said:
my only guess is it must be some sort of nigger slang. like how everyone started saying crash out a year or so ago.
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It's both a psychological term and a medical term, the former refers to a negative coping mechanism usually found in autists where they repeat the same thought over and over again, it's also called "rumination" or "thought loops." The medical term is similar, only it refers to repeating the same word, phrase or narrative over and over again in speech, or repeating the same action over and over again for no real reason. It's usually used to explain dementia patients repeating the same few stories that they still remember, or someone under the influence of alcohol or drugs repeating things without realizing that they're doing so (that KingCobra video posted a bit earlier is a great example).

Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
He somehow managed to pull out what I would only describe as pig feed. Apparently Khet "made" that.

Do note how he autistically separated each ingredient from each other and how the cramberry sauce just sits bit itself on the side of the second plate.

Of course he ended up eating the sauce alone.

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A sad-looking (American) Thanksgiving dinner on a paper plate. I fucking bet most prisoners eat better than this on (American) Thanksgiving.
 
Iron Hamster said:
Here is what he was looking at $900:
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On WPIG the poll was how much Phil will spend, I picked the second to last option ~1749 (?)
shekelshoah666 said:
He is gonna spend $3k tonigh
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He better fucking not.
HerrKlicks said:
The totals are in:

before taxes, shipping and handling $ 2389,43

Grand total after everything $ 2645,54
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GOD DAMN IT
Choom said:
Phil clocked out of his Black Friday "marathon" at 9:38 his time with $1029 (his count).
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I honestly am surprised, I know the money has been drying up already but I figured the roaches would at least save SOME money to give him for his marathon so he can felt dem damn trolls!
alas...

Couple things that I wrote down (yes, point and laugh) while I was listening to WPIG.

- He could have taken Thanksgiving off but he chose to stream the whole day until dinner. I know he's been saying that that was the plan but it just still baffles me. For someone who is successful you'd think he'd take this time and super boost to finally take a day to spend with Kat - and I know what you're thinking 'GWW, what do you mean? He said she doesn't want him in the kitchen!' it still baffles me that you're so in love, and you both want time to spend together, so he can't even talk to you and spend time even outside of the kitchen while Kat cooks? I just can't figure this one out - other than they obviously only tolerate each other and use each other for personal reason.

- He went on his karen rant about his neighbors having the audacity to return home at an hour he didn't like - his main contention was Jasper running around because apparently the little ADHD addled creature can't sit still once it's woken once. - whatever. Some cats are just wild like that, but what interested me was that when he was explaining how amazing and perfect they were as neighbors, he mentions Jasper is quiet. So what? Jasper is just running around on top of him? if you want to get sleep just kick the fucker out.

He also mentioned yesterday that it wasn't a huge deal because they only lost about 45 minutes of sleep. - today, it was hours.Maybe I am misunderstanding, but I was under the impression he was talking about the same situation.

- simply put: Who was his weird Thanksgiving history lesson for?

- Robocop was apparently a soft lock. He described it as hitting an input that crashed the game completely. Tormented Souls? Hard locked. - how is he this retarded?

- his door buster autism I recommend just listening to this

- He actually spent time explaining the fucking lego gameboy.

- and finally... What I find the worst out of this whole pre-stream pahdcast was imagining myself as a fan (kill me). Imagine being with this fucker for years, happy that he's seemingly doing what he loves, seems content and appreciative of everything you've given money to him, you suggested games for him to try... And finally, one day in November, a new crop of people come in and start whaling out and this piece of shit looks you in the eyes and says "Thanks new people. I am finally free, to do what I want, play what I want and not worry about finances" He is legit saying you didn't do enough for him as a fan, it's these new guys that will disappear in weeks that did it.
 
InspiredReviewBrah said:
Casual reminder to those who forgot: DSP admitted that he bought $100+ worth of stamps without realizing. That alone proves this dude will throw money at ANYTHING and has literally never looked at an in-store price tag in his life. He was definitely not Middle Class as a kid. Hell, I don't think he's literally ever been Middle Class in his life.
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Fuck me. I forgot about the stamps story! He didn't even just go "Nah, my bad, I need less." he just took them and paid.

Also maybe it's different in Washington than where I live, if you get them at USPS or a grocery story, you purchase them at a special counter where you tell them the amount you need and they ring you up there. Didn't he say he just grabbed them off the shelf or some shit?
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
- He went on his karen rant about his neighbors having the audacity to return home at an hour he didn't like - his main contention was Jasper running around because apparently the little ADHD addled creature can't sit still once it's woken once. - whatever. Some cats are just wild like that, but what interested me was that when he was explaining how amazing and perfect they were as neighbors, he mentions Jasper is quiet. So what? Jasper is just running around on top of him? if you want to get sleep just kick the fucker out.
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It’s because these two retards lock the cat in the bedroom with them when they go to sleep and don’t allow him to roam the house un supervised.

So when the cat gets up and gets anxious and hyper because he hasn’t eaten or gone to the bathroom in 8 hours Phil is forced to get up with him.

He treats his declawed cat like a toddler and acts like it’s going to turn the house upside down and destroy everything if he’s allowed to roam un supervised.
 
Great. Perfect opportunity to get autistic about his whole slopffice set up now.
Lookin' forward to it personally.
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Cerulean86 on Twitter. I don't feel like doing another one of these but you know the obvious details.

The desk is 66in x 55in which is almost the size of a king sized bed and he wants to just slap that shit down right there? Whoa buddy that rooms gonna get Kat proof'd.
Also didn't bother getting shelves for his gay little props and toys he bought over the years.
 
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