DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%

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KC is back tonight. Warski and PPP said that that the DSP Christmas movie may have gone too far and they will have to edit it for YT. It'll either be the best or worse thing they have ever done. To catch the unedited, you'll have to watch live.
 
JohnRedcorn said:
The way his eyes lit the fuck up when he saw it and started reading all the salesman buzzwords about mecha tactile buttons and floating d pads lmao.
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You could see him buying into the hype live on stream. Reminder that this isn't even on sale on BLACK FRIDAY lmao.

Within like 30 minutes we went from "I don't want a controller with all of these extra buttons and stuff" to "I'm buying the Razer with 70 extra programmable buttons and shit" :story:

As soon as he saw the low latency number on that website he was never buying anything else.
 
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Digger10 said:
Maybe a keyboard has too many buttons for his brain to handle. Or maybe he always hits the wrong keys because of his terrible hand-eye coordination.
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He said before that using a controller is more comfortable and relaxing. And using keyboard and mouse makes his hands ache. But he also just claimed his Xbox controller hurt his thumb as a justification of why he needs a new $200 super gaymer low latency controller.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
KC is back tonight. Warski and PPP said that that the DSP Christmas movie may have gone too far and they will have to edit it for YT. It'll either be the best or worse thing they have ever done. To catch the unedited, you'll have to watch live.
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So more gay sex scenes then? Or did Troonski wear the titty suit to play Panda?
 
I recommend everyone watch this shopping segment and you will truly understand how fucking retarded this dude is. He is unable to read anything on the screen and doesn't understand measurements or anything besides higher price = better.

Every single thing he has looked at he has had his hands held behind da scenes and on stream to understand anything. He is struggling and confused by DESKS for gods sakes.
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
I recommend everyone watch this shopping segment and you will truly understand how fucking retarded this dude is. He is unable to read anything on the screen and doesn't understand measurements or anything besides higher price = better.

Every single thing he has looked at he has had his hand helds behind da scenes and on stream to understand anything. He is struggling and confused by DESKS for gods sakes.
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Hes either Autistic or the amount of isolation has given him Early onset Joe Biden style Dementia. He falls under the same category as those old people that type in the wrong password too many times and get locked out of their account
 
I've only recently caught up with the recent drama and holy shit, this new saga is the new fucking Kino Arc. Pigger is so gassed up just like every time he thinks he has new eyes on him he's gone as far as starting to ban the LARPer holdovers AND blocking comments on YouTube again.

Great way to bring in these new people Phil, it's a wonder you aren't a big name on the internet when just days after you get a dogshit interview with a fellow roach you act just as toxic as before. His narc ego is on full display right now, and 5 months down the line when viewership drops again he will go back to explaining how it isn't his fault, the trolls fucked him, and they're lucky he is such a magnanimous person that he doesn't try to find a lawyer to work pro bono on getting HIS stolen ad revenue back.
 
Corpun said:
I've only recently caught up with the recent drama and holy shit, this new saga is the new fucking Kino Arc. Pigger is so gassed up just like every time he thinks he has new eyes on him he's gone as far as starting to ban the LARPer holdovers AND blocking comments on YouTube again.

Great way to bring in these new people Phil, it's a wonder you aren't a big name on the internet when just days after you get a dogshit interview with a fellow roach you act just as toxic as before. His narc ego is on full display right now, and 5 months down the line when viewership drops again he will go back to explaining how it isn't his fault, the trolls fucked him, and they're lucky he is such a magnanimous person that he doesn't try to find a lawyer to work pro bono on getting HIS stolen ad revenue back.
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I hope this means that the next time a famous internet celebrity (read: retard) offers him an interview "detractors" don't collectively sperg out and email 4000 page word document dossiers about that one time Phil almost but didn't quite say nigger.

As is usually the case, Adolf Pigler can dig his own grave quite well and needs no form of assistance in the matter (although if you must know, tips help the most because he gets those now)

In fact it appears that Phil is so boring and so average (in a certain sense) that even if MrBeast unironically created a festival of Phil to celebrate Phil's life that within a few days he would've naturally bored his new audience so much that they'd be praying for Adolf Pigler himself to walk them out the back of his YouTube live chat style chatroom and put a bullet in the back of their heads for daring to ask what he's eating for dinner tonight (khet fucked up cooking again you nudnig)

Phil will not only absolutely squander any chance at new viewers he gets, he will also bore them to death in the process - a fitting end for people that watch livestreamers if you ask me.

edit: people should actually promote DSP doing more interview-style interviews with famous internet celebrities because it is hilarious for them to have to endure a DSP prestream (and also for their thousands of mindless fans to also have to endure said prestream). May gout prevail.
 
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This dude has zero thoughts for himself about his setup he is just asking people what to buy and what would work on his soon to be desk and what they would do if they had to watch stream chats and monitor kahntributions.

I don't think I've ever seen a shopaholic who is clearly addicted to spending not know what they want and just crowdsource every decision. He is gonna spend $3k tonight and everything will have been chosen by the dents and larpers in chat besides the fucking Mario Legos.

He is falling for the "Wow I've saved so much according to Amazon due to black friday sales!"
 
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