🐮 Lolcow Pedro Fuertes Stille / @Turkey Beef / @redlenses2112 / @Disgusted Face Hold / @jewish Content / Duwango / @Rokto / Sailor Troon (and many others) - Brazilian politisperg obsessed with postmodernism, DEI, and YouChew. Has over 600,000 porn reblogs on tumblr. Biggest hypocrite on the web. Obsessed faggot. Employed by the Brazilian Government for IT work. Still the same autist a decade later.

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Brutality said:
All that gooning for no time with a woman whatsoever, if only the ladies could truly appreciate his teletubby laden room
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You don't understand. He's the ideal match for any single of-age consenting female. You just have to frame it differently.

I'm here from Kiwifarms PR team to show you how we can turn this man into a 10.

  • Virgin= untainted by hoes
  • Kissless virgin= wizard powers (how else can you explain the online time?)
  • Lives with mom= all money can be spent on gf since no bills.
  • Single child= inheriting house (property values are up)
  • Works for government= job security
  • Retro-styled room= perfect for 90s kids to reminisce in.
  • Tumblr user= woman website, clearly in touch with his feminine side.
  • Weeb= plenty of women like anime.
  • Hentai = won't look at othe IRL girls.
  • Terminally online= not out in the club cheating or doing Brazillian activities (cocaine, theft, stabbing people after your team loses sportsball).
  • Balding= doesn't give too much thought to appearances, not vain
  • Fat= will eat whatever you cook, even if you cook like @Mound Dweller
  • Small penis 🦐= won't be whoring around with randoms.
  • Politisperg= worldly and cares about the future.
  • Brazillian = exotic DEI boyfriend. Used to living in shitholes as a child so he won't be picky. Bilingual, perhaps even trilingual. Very useful in a slowly Mexican-turning USA. You'll need a guide.
  • Slapfighting Online= will protect your honor if you are slighted.
  • Has a thread= open and honest about what you're getting.

Kiwigirls line up....
 
redlenses2112 said:
Where do we go from here?
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Dude your name is Pedro. Do you think you're going to enjoy using a website where everyone knows your name is Pedro? The thing I don't get is if you were posting your USPG2 news roundups to twitter instead you'd have more reach, and now you could probably get at least a few Elonbuxx ragebaiting conservatards and slapfighting libtards. I think you could benefit from taking a step back from a lot of the shit you're doing in your life and just asking: "why am I doing this?"
 
dcss said:
Oh also, @redlenses2112 is Sailor Troon on Onion Farms.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Yo Turkey Beef why did you goon to futa on path-of-swords?
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It would have been https://path-of-swords.tumblr.com/796623904307363840
 
Meiwaku said:
You don't understand. He's the ideal match for any single of-age consenting female. You just have to frame it differently.

I'm here from Kiwifarms PR team to show you how we can turn this man into a 10.

  • Virgin= untainted by hoes
  • Kissless virgin= wizard powers (how else can you explain the online time?)
  • Lives with mom= all money can be spent on gf since no bills.
  • Single child= inheriting house (property values are up)
  • Works for government= job security
  • Retro-styled room= perfect for 90s kids to reminisce in.
  • Tumblr user= woman website, clearly in touch with his feminine side.
  • Weeb= plenty of women like anime.
  • Hentai = won't look at othe IRL girls.
  • Terminally online= not out in the club cheating or doing Brazillian activities (cocaine, theft, stabbing people after your team loses sportsball).
  • Balding= doesn't give too much thought to appearances, not vain
  • Fat= will eat whatever you cook, even if you cook like @Mound Dweller
  • Small penis 🦐= won't be whoring around with randoms.
  • Politisperg= worldly and cares about the future.
  • Brazillian = exotic DEI boyfriend. Used to living in shitholes as a child so he won't be picky. Bilingual, perhaps even trilingual. Very useful in a slowly Mexican-turning USA. You'll need a guide.
  • Slapfighting Online= will protect your honor if you are slighted.
  • Has a thread= open and honest about what you're getting.

Kiwigirls line up....
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@Generic Anime Girl Pedro might be gay and a tranny, but it's worth a shot.
 
Tread Miller said:
Yo Turkey Beef why did you goon to futa on path-of-swords?
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It would have been https://path-of-swords.tumblr.com/796623904307363840
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Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.
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nigga what the fuck
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.
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Gng get a job linkedin is free there's no excuse 🥀
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.
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Welper you did not have to write a review on the gay futa butt sex. I get this is your expertise as a Fate fan, but TMI dude.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.
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I don't think you're in a position to criticize the relative realism of how futa sex works
 
Meiwaku said:
I usually love hall of shaming. but out of spite, I am not even looking. @Campbell_Trio has perfect opsec.
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Idk what that means but thanks lol
fat_rat_on_the_grass said:
The final hurdle a cow must fail is if they can yank themselves away and simply say nothing, most cows will not ever be able to resist the temptation to meddle and "Correct the record" not realising NONE of that matters lol
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It's also not a good look to suddenly act like you were always open to mend fences only because the tide turned against you.
If you get a thread made on you and your dirty laundry shown to the world you gotta accept the reality and move on, don't try to talk or defend your way out of looking like a retard.
WelperHelper99 said:
Over a decade of gooning, just gone, dust and echoes. Pathetic.
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Like cum shots in the towel....
 
Diggus Bickus said:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Space Police finally exonerated. Still a faggot, though.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.
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Expert explains why your goonershit is not realistsic, gooners be alert.
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Lets just EFAP this picture for a moment. We have two chicks, one with a dick, slamming into eachother at mach 10, enough to cause internal stretching of the blue haired one's orgains. Milk is squirting, cum is flying- how is any of this realistic. It looks painful frankly, possibly causing internal bleeding with how much deformation is happening in the stomach area.
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Nobody forced you to write this.
 
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