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He's always telling stories about how charismatic and witty and funny he is, and then you watch him on stream and he's a charisma vacuum. The perfect picture of timidity.

Reminds me of how during Crackets' Omnibussy he was crowing about strutting up and down the halls of the court house, mean-mugging random people and staring down any potential KAREN FARMS aylawgs, then a first hand witness said he was just standing around glued to his phone with his head down.
 
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Then everyone clapped and Ralph nervously waddled to the bathroom to fish out the bottle of Xanax he hid up his ass.
 
Pale Empress said:
Reminds me of how during Crackets' Omnibussy he was crowing about strutting up and down the halls of the court house, mean-mugging random people and staring down any potential KAREN FARMS aylawgs, then a first hand witness said he was just standing around glued to his phone with his head down.
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And of course we can’t forget…

“I’m not Ethan Ralph.”
 
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Ah, the lifestyle of the rich and fabulous. It’s a great day when you get free onboard WiFi. So you dispense such awesome insights to your totally real 105K followers. I wonder much he has invested into his twitter account buying bots.
 
Gator_Aids said:
Then everyone clapped and Ralph nervously waddled to the bathroom to fish out the bottle of Xanax he hid up his ass.
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This totally happened. You know he was actually a completely timid fuck meekly complying with everything before going online to tell his bullshit story nobody believes.
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Cad an Hell said:
He’s always so happy when he’s drinking watching some sportsball. No idea who the fake lawyer is.

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Four thoughts:

1. LOL at home. Wasn't he xeeting, literally today, that Memphis is his 'home'? I get he meant it figuratively, but it's just funny to me. Even though his home is ACCKKKTUALLY West Memphis and he hasn't lived in the general viscinity in what, 20 years? Whenever he decided to follow Sandra to Virginia so he could continue his lavish life in his wing of the house.

2. I wonder if Ralph ever contemplates how sad it is that whenever he posts selfies with his stupid faggy jazz hands, the underlying theme is that he's always alone? Nevermind he's a 40 year old BPD woman in a weird, allegedly male body that's doing this. It's that he's alone and seeking attention validation from complete strangers on the Internet to prove to da gaylogs he's the Ralphamale. Just sad.

3. The faggot loves his jazz hands. I'd love to know the psychology behind why he does this. Well, reasons other than it being a clear indicator he's a homosexual.

4. Ralph, everyone knows you don't enjoy sports. Idk why he does this outside of his attempt at making fashion statements when he wears team swag.
 
HackerX said:
a clear indicator he's a homosexual.
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I don’t think he’s a homo. He’s a 40-year old man with dwindling testosterone and surging estrogen levels making him mentally a little girly girl. The crush he has on his new e-daddy isn’t sexual, it’s just him clinging on to anyone that spends any time at all with him because he really is that needy (and lonesome.)
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Happy Little War Painter said:
Crumb of human interaction... In English!
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Imagine how depressing it must be to be back in the tin shack in shithole mexico after getting to hang out in the USA for a bit in a fun town like Memphis.
The poverty isn't even the worst part of it in my mind, its the isolation of being surrounded by brown people who don't speak your language. Might as well be locked up in a jail cell.

Ralph biggest alog is Ralph.
 
Rage Pig said:
Dirty old man on board!
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Portugal and sunken eyes, it's as even his subconsciousness is alogging him.
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Dude I was skimming his last stream and he's creeping on chicks, filming their asses. He's so gross and vulgar, I'm not saying you can't appreciate a nice view but it look ang go not stop and drool. He also puts on this fake draul talking about momma working at a bar in memphis, he's more pig than man, seems like the type that's proud his daughter is on a pole and has the hook up on the pills. Such a creeper
 
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