starts greeting chat, Wanda asks if Chantal got her email, Chantal says no, she hasn’t gotten any email.
The camera turns on and the cat is on camera. She says that no name kitty drools A LOT. “She loves me, I know. I love her too!”
“‘I look like the queen of-’ There’s no queen of Syria!” she says incredulously.
Cat starts beezing, asking for attention. “HEY! Hold on, she’s unpredictable. I can’t risk- ok, ok. I’ll just… when, I’ll un… put the camera on when she leaves!” and the camera goes back off for a minute.
Says that the cat is very shy around new people, and will hide for days from them. But right now the kitten is rolling around cuddling with Chantal while she seals.
“She can’t get enough love now. It’s so, oh my god, you’re like, the cute- she’s like the cutest cat. I swear. Look at her. Oh my god. She’s looking at me and everything. It’s tripping me out!” (the cat is really fucking adorable. I hate that it’s going to get abandoned by the beast for more brown dick.)
Chat is giving her more names. Some genius suggest Shisha. “Nooo not shisha, do you want to be called shisha?”
“Yeah, I’m.. I’m gonna be getting uhh… her fixed, up-to-date on vaccines, microchipped, all the stuff. Probably January at the latest.” (Interesting that everything is being pushed until January)
She says that she’s not going to be taking her to OSPCA to get her fixed etc., but “it’s somewhere where, you know, it’s like, not as expensive than other places”
“Pet’s cost alot of money? Yeah, she has everything, I spent like 300 Dollars… I feed her kitten food, and uhh, wet and dry, and I give her wet treat churros and I give her the Temptations treats.”
Allow me a moment to sperg (I'm sorry).
A box of 24 cans of Fancy Feast kitten food at Petco costs (I’m assuming she bought all her cat supplies in-store somewhere) around $21.00.
Cheap dry kitten food costs around $10.00.
She said a few times that she bought her a $60.00 bed.
We’ve seen one wand teaser toy, so maybe $5.00-7.00 for one toy.
Temptations Treats are about $2.50 for a bag.
A bag of 10 Churru tubes is about $8.50.
So right now we’re sitting at $109.00.
I’m pretty sure she mentioned something in one of the first streams with the cat that she does NOT have a cat tree for her, but I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and say she got her the smallest, cheapest one possible. A 2 level, 24” to 34” cat tree is around $40.00
Cat carriers (cheapest one on Petco) are $25.00.
Now we’re sitting at $174.00
So even if she bought cardboard scratchers (doubt), what did the other $126.00 go to?
I’m know I’m doing this all in burger bucks, but Chantal also talks a lot in USD as she’s paid in USD. forgive this tangent. It just seems awfully coincidental that she pulls $300 out of nowhere, when that was what people are claiming she actually paid for the cat. Anyways...
“She doesn’t have uhm, actually a tree, or a scratching post yet. So I got to get her those.” Literally she says this like 2 minutes later. So nix the cost of those… $134.00
“‘Vaccines for kittens are in a series. You’re missing at least two already.’ Oh, it’s ok, it’ll- she’ll be caught up, don’t worry about it.”
“No… it was 300 for… she has a bed. It’s like a name brand bed. I don’t know the name. I can’t see it from here. But I still have the tag. It was like, $60. And then I got her a carrier. And then I got her litter, litter box, scoop, uhm, brush, nail cutter, poop bags, uhm, food- wet and dry, treats…”
Ok, again, picking the cheapest average:
Litter=15.00
Litter box=10.00
scoop=3.00
brush=12.00
Nail cutter= 8.00
Poop bags(?)=(So phresh scoop and toss cat litter bags) 10.00
So all of that is 58.00. We’re back at $192.00 for all the supplies she’s mentioned for the cat. It still doesn't add up to $300.
“Drulia Bobberts! Oh my god, that’s such a good name… maybe Drulia, I’m serious!
Chat keeps pressing her on vaccines for the kitten. “Yes! Her vaccines are booked!”
“I’m going to get- So, because she doesn’t have a scratch post, I like her scratch my furniture. Whatever. I’m going to get her one. She probably won’t even scratch it.”
“Hey, listen, Sam was NOT matted. That’s such Bullshit lies. None of my cats ever were so matted that it was like, a health problem, ever. That’s lies. They weren’t there. They weren’t matted in my care. That’s for sure. And you know what? They weren’t matt- if they had sometimes, they occasionally got a mat. His fur was so long, especially on his belly. That happens with long hair cats. There’s not one long-haired cat on this earth that doesn’t get even a small mat. It doesn’t matter how much you pay attention to them. You’re just full of shit, ya know? He wasn’t matted from me. It was from them. Not me. I don’t know. I used to shave Sam. Yeah, I was very conscious of that. He did get mats, but I didn’t… I got rid of them. I took care of them and I did brush him. I mean, you know?”
She says they got Julia shaved cause it was hot in Syria, and she had armpit mats. She blames the cat’s saliva on creating mats.
“You want to sentence me to 5 years or something? Like, you guys are annoying.”
“Goodbye, Starvin Marvin, mind your business. She’s gonna go to the vet… Don’t worry. Fuck. put it on your calendar, ok? Go get your calendar, obsessive freaks. Just going to block these people.”
“Yes I’m high as a kite… In Minecraft”. She definitely took some edibles.
“Oh weed is absolutely addictive. 100%. That whole, ‘oh it’s just weed. It’s not addictive.’ It's bullshit. So yeah, from Experience, when I try to quit, I get the worst physical symptoms. My anxiety goes through the roof to the point where I’m shaking all day. Uhm, I can’t sleep, so insomnia ensues, and loss of appetite. So those are the main symptoms.”
Ok, so the rest of this live is just her slowly greening out. She starts talking directly to the chat and gets really boring. If I miss anything, I’m sorry. I scanned through as much as I could. But I’m out lol