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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,618
俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
I'll perhaps make an "Op ed" on why Mald prefers to work on this (an "MMO" that at most gets 30-50 people online) instead of HB but that's for another time and would take some research.
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If you do end up doing this, I'd be interested to see if anything we don't know comes up from the research. I've always assumed his logic was as simple as the following: He likes MMOs because he can RP as Supreme Leader and Ultimate Genius General of the World, but always gets chased out of every game because everyone else sucks and is disloyal. Therefore, if he makes his own MMO, he can rule it forever and only keep the people who love him around. Also, unlike Heartbound which has a fixed "finished" state, he can make the claim that the MMO is "always in development" and completely ignore all criticism indefinitely.
 
MaxRankBlizzard said:
I use https://mcstatus.io/status/java/mc.blockgame.info and only 3-5 people are online most of the time.
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This is post his reputation being killed before hand when I briefly played there would be about 20-30 people on.

But now this makes things way funnier..

GhaeicSD said:
If you do end up doing this, I'd be interested to see if anything we don't know comes up from the research. I've always assumed his logic was as simple as the following: He likes MMOs because he can RP as Supreme Leader and Ultimate Genius General of the World, but always gets chased out of every game because everyone else sucks and is disloyal. Therefore, if he makes his own MMO, he can rule it forever and only keep the people who love him around. Also, unlike Heartbound which has a fixed "finished" state, he can make the claim that the MMO is "always in development" and completely ignore all criticism indefinitely.
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Considering....

Debriefing 1 was truly an objective measurement of Malds development time into Heartbound. I.E he only spent 15 minutes out of 13 streams totaling 164 hours- y'know the rest.

Debriefing 2 was the best I could muster summary at the time of the reverse Leroy Jenkins moment and the fall out from that incident. It doesn't get as much screen time as Debriefing 1. Which I get since it's just a summary. But again it's main purpose was to allow the thread newbies and regulars to get their bearings. Some opinion mostly just facts.



Debriefing 3. If I were to say what It could look like is gonna take far more of an opinion based approach more so than me sitting down doing research. Debreifings 1&2 prove the obvious things about Mald we've known about. Debreifing 3 is more so a semi free form discussion on the philosophy of Malds modus operandi around HB and BG. But hopefully sparks discussion and gets some laughs.

However unlike Mald I'm not gonna let side projects take up my precious time. And I need to also rewrite the Op for MBM for historical purposes so that's comes first. Then round 3 begins presuming nothing crazy happens.


Wish me luck!
 
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This popped up in my algo. Just some guy taking a look at mald's shorts numbers how it's weird that he's getting only 50k views now even though he was still getting millions even during downfall between wow and skg. Thinks mald was botting those views. Only watched 5 mins out of 15 mins so far and he showcased one shorts that was stupid as fuck.
 
俺たちファームズでノッテる said:
I'll perhaps make an "Op ed" on why Mald prefers to work on this (an "MMO" that at most gets 30-50 people online) instead of HB but that's for another time and would take some research.
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GhaeicSD said:
If you do end up doing this, I'd be interested to see if anything we don't know comes up from the research. I've always assumed his logic was as simple as the following: He likes MMOs because he can RP as Supreme Leader and Ultimate Genius General of the World, but always gets chased out of every game because everyone else sucks and is disloyal. Therefore, if he makes his own MMO, he can rule it forever and only keep the people who love him around. Also, unlike Heartbound which has a fixed "finished" state, he can make the claim that the MMO is "always in development" and completely ignore all criticism indefinitely.
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My assumption was a simple effort-to-dick sucking ratio.

That is, why make the game requested by 700ish people who play it, give their impressions and move on, when instead you can work on your MMO where you have 100 really invested people who will hang on your every word and really keep your asshole sparkling clean because you provide the thing they need.
The dicksucking he gets being the lord and master of a free MMO far outpaces working on the game he raised five figures to make.
 
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TrainWreckWatcher said:
It was a desperate attempt to ride the coattails of a largely popular game.
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Oh yeah. I know this has been discussed to death, but it always makes me laugh how he admitted in that one interview that it was the breakout success of Undertale that convinced him that he too would be able to make a marketable game... and then never mentioned Undertale again, as either an inspiration or an influence. Secret of Mana, Earthbound, even fucking WARIOWARE, but never the game that he's most blatantly ripping off right from the title screen.
 
I presume he is deep down butt hurt because a neet self taught programmer beat his 20 year of industry experienced ass in video game making.
 
Pirate crashing out while giving terrible advice:

pt 1


pt 2

A few (mana) gems

Mald talks about a "very, very appetising" stew that is also very "cost efficient"
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Claims the above can be portioned into 20 separate servings, to feed 10 people, at .7USD a person per meal
Just look at that bowl above and imagine that portioned into 20 bowls, where each bowl would have an eighth of a sausage and 2 slices of carrot for a total of 200 calories a meal.
This is some Maldavius Figtree level of ignorance that proves Mald has never cooked for anyone else before, but that's self evident anyways.
Mald's cooking advice is so fucking grim, it could make the setting of some dystopian MrBeast/death game challenge where you have to survive off the above stew for a week per Mald's advice.

Mald, the programming streamer of the year, would rather teach his audience how to cook through youtube videos than how to code through youtube videos. But Mald, I know you read this, so please do show us, through a youtube series, how to cook, we're humoured by your advice!


Larping as a poor person again. Yes Mald I'm sure your wealthy fortune 500 director parents would let you starve in a car.

"The worst thing you can do in your life, especially now, is to put arbitrary barricades in front of yourself and stop yourself before you ever start" says man who hasn't started the last 2 chapters of his "rpg" that he said would come out 8 years ago.
 
seems to me hes trying to return to his "wholesome chungas who gives practical advice" roots which he got popular from, which honestly his first smart move in a year if hes doing that.

Also given how many autistic trannies follow him, who knows, this might teach a tranny they can cook MORE than nuggies
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
seems to me hes trying to return to his "wholesome chungas who gives practical advice" roots which he got popular from, which honestly his first smart move in a year if hes doing that.

Also given how many autistic trannies follow him, who knows, this might treat a tranny they can cook MORE than nuggies
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I discovered him after the onlyfangs drama, but even the shorts I watched in 2024, most of the advice he gave was either incorrect and/or dangerous. The only difference between last year and this year is that more criticism has seeped through his fanbase, and he probably won't be able to bullshit his way out when bullshit is what the public know him for.

It's a smart move for attention if he wants people to laugh at his shorts though, but even then most people won't give him views outside of that and he doesn't have an active hatewatching community like boogie or hasan etc.

Let's hope the liberation of the ferrets is near.
 
Roachbound said:
Mald talks about a "very, very appetising" stew that is also very "cost efficient"
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Oh my god he's still on about this same fucking stew from August I covered earlier.

The chatters here are the usual suspects for anti-cooking retardation- "How can I buy ingredients if I somehow only have five dollars available for food!" (rice and beans are cheap and if you really only have a $5 food budget your finances are shit) and "Have you thought about the people people with heckin' disabilities? They need Doordash!" (pre-cut ingredients, cans, frozen meals).

There's plenty of actual viable rebuttals to these weak-ass arguments, but all Jason can do is flounder about repeating his rehearsed number-laden talking points he thought about months ago and petulantly saying "No, No!" to fill in the rest when his audience isn't convinced.

Please, Jason, I need some new material, start the cooking show! Show everyone just how skilled you are, mister Instant Pot!
 
Roachbound said:
"The worst thing you can do in your life, especially now, is to put arbitrary barricades in front of yourself and stop yourself before you ever start" says man who hasn't started the last 2 chapters of his "rpg" that he said would come out 8 years ago.
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Holy fuck he just makes it so fucking easy for people to hate on.
 
Roachbound said:
Claims the above can be portioned into 20 separate servings, to feed 10 people, at .7USD a person per meal
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Poverty stews and things like that are a legit thing, but I don't think he knows what the fuck he's talking about. I'd rather people turn to channels like
Great Depression Cooking with Clara. As she lived through that shit and has tons of recipes on how to feed your family on a budget.
Mald's idea of going hungry is looking into the fridge and not seeing any premade meals and being too lazy to make something himself.

"There is no excuse to be a lazy bitch."
I couldn't even finish that video I stopped there. His head is so far up his own ass it is coming out through his own mouth. again.

He really is just repeating shit he saw on reddit isn't he?

I mean I'm just saying said:
There's plenty of actual viable rebuttals to these weak-ass arguments,
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A simple google search for local foodbanks would help most of these people, but again they're lazy and full of shit.
'Cooking with Thor' would be a sight maybe he could try and parody cooking with dog and put a ferret on the kitchen counter while he cuts up vegetables so it can piss everywhere and contaminate the food

Hooked on phobics said:
And we are on page 1337 for the 1337 h@ck0r mald.

And julays soon approaching. I IMAGINE he will win

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1oEsrc1biSg
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Fresh meat is in the bag as far as I am concerned. He has accomplished A LOT in a little time, but we got a few weeks left in the year and Rekieta is starting to retard implode again. So you never know.
 
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