💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Taco Santo! said:
Pat's posts are great because you can genuinely hear his lisping, impotent anger.
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Just listen to the Josiah Tapes, especially after Fatty finally figures out he's had the fuck trolled out of him and is saying things like "little baby chiiiiild" in the most homosexual, lisping voice you've ever heard. It will greatly improve your appreciation of Rick if every time you read his xeets, you hear them in his actual voice and realize what an utter cumguzzler he is.
 
AnOminous said:
Just listen to the Josiah Tapes, especially after Fatty finally figures out he's had the fuck trolled out of him and is saying things like "little baby chiiiiild" in the most homosexual, lisping voice you've ever heard. It will greatly improve your appreciation of Rick if every time you read his xeets, you hear them in his actual voice and realize what an utter cumguzzler he is.
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I've got to admit, Jawsh's Patrick voice grew on me, and I say that as somebody who isn't a regular viewer of MATI. However, I have a complaint - it is not gay enough. Very poncy, but not gay enough. Hardly feels like fair criticism, though; it's hard to sound as gay as Pat. When he's oinking, Pat sounds like he could effortlessly suck a golfball through a Chinese finger trap.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Wait, if police never do their jobs correctly, how will the stalker children get arrested?
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Because it won't be the regular police. After the world learns of Patrick's uber-advanced knowledge on warfare, law, and sociopolitical issues, the US government will allow him to form his own legal entity: The Pigstapo. They will be the reason so many stalker children end their lives in a cage.
Tamerlane said:
I recall krav ma ga
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No, child. You don't. Patrick is a master of Krav MAGA, designed to immediately immobilize anyone that doesn't agree Patrick is an Actual Tough Guy Genius. These are usually fascist MAGAtards who noticed how fat Patrick is or ask when his next book is going to be published.
 
Pat believes, for some reason, that the Epstein files can't be scrubbed.
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Pat believes, for some reason, that the Epstein files can't be scrubbed.
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His belief is that if they're released in a heavily redacted format (I assume beyond names of victims) a whistleblower in one of like twenty different departments or agencies that already has the entire cache of files copied in their unredacted format will defy the president and other authorities and drop it anonymously out of some sense of justice for "what's right" instead of not risking their job or their ass.
 
Off-topic and gay, but since Emily actually followed Patty Cheeks on Xitter (Pat Animated Series when?), I thought I wanted to show a quickie doodle of one of my personal favorite screencap of the MOST RAPED PERSON BY GROK AWARD show, but as Fat Rick. Yes, I actually redrew the screencap based on a scenario where Rick got mugged again by adult niggers in the alleyway of Milwaukee (AGAIN!?).
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Also, there is no such thing as the ending of "ENJOY PRISON" 'till Big Nicholas pulls his piggy tits into the pig pen and sing him capeshit intros as lullabies.

You will enjoy art prison soon, stalker. I might even redraw some fun screencaps of the Will Stancil Show but as Rick in his daily life. Good fucking shit. :semperfidelis:
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
His belief is that if they're released in a heavily redacted format (I assume beyond names of victims) a whistleblower in one of like twenty different departments or agencies that already has the entire cache of files copied in their unredacted format will defy the president and other authorities and drop it anonymously out of some sense of justice for "what's right" instead of not risking their job or their ass in a TDS-inspired rage.
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More accurately.
 
Entomologist said:
I've got to admit, Jawsh's Patrick voice grew on me, and I say that as somebody who isn't a regular viewer of MATI. However, I have a complaint - it is not gay enough. Very poncy, but not gay enough. Hardly feels like fair criticism, though; it's hard to sound as gay as Pat. When he's oinking, Pat sounds like he could effortlessly suck a golfball through a Chinese finger trap.
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To be fair to Jotch, he's straight. A straight man can't emulate the sheer homosexuality Patrick effortlessly exudes.
 
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I'd like to know what the fuck it even is. Like did someone say "MTG you're a dumb fuckin cunt and (fedposting) sincerely @stealthygeek here is my address and phone number"

Like are people really so retarded to think that's real? I can understand not wanting to take chances but come the fuck on
Also it can't be that different from how he himself calls politicians he doesn't like Nazis and criminals and threatens them with prison time.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v-i4h-BUN5A
Because I'm fucking stupid, jail doesn't bother me.
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10 years probation or 2 years state? 2Y every time, no one in their right mind would pay the state to fuck with them for 10Y while you can be free and done in 2. Only the hot head youngsters get fucked (with) in lockup. Older cons know how shit works.

Apologies-I had to explain this to an old friend a few days ago. I'm sure he'll bitch out at sentencing, accept the plea, and get revoked 5 years in and do the 2 regardless. No one has a fucking spine anymore.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Is it normal in Wisconsin for both drivers in a crash to be drunk?
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I'm not an American, so take this with a huge grain of Pat's garden, BUT: if bodycam videos have taught me anything is that there isn't a single non-alcoholic person in Winsconsin.

This is just an empirical estimate, but I'd say roughly 30-40% of the DUI videos on YT are from Winconsin (and other 30-40% from Florida).

We're talking about an entire state whose population easily fits in a single big city... Take a gander at that section of YT and I guarantee in half an hour you'll promise to never set foot in Milwaukee ever again. What a fucking shithole that place is.
Now I'm sure the real major reason so many bodycam videos come from Winsconsin and Florida is just local laws making faster/cheaper to get them over there but... please don't correct me: I *really* like thinking of "Pat the Drunken Rube" whenever I watch one of his neighbors getting zapped lol
 
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Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
His belief is that if they're released in a heavily redacted format (I assume beyond names of victims) a whistleblower in one of like twenty different departments or agencies that already has the entire cache of files copied in their unredacted format will defy the president and other authorities and drop it anonymously out of some sense of justice for "what's right" instead of not risking their job or their ass.
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I think one thing I’ve learned from conspiracies proven to be true is that it is not actually illogical at all that no one will whistleblow or snitch even if thousands are involved. The Epstein situation had no whistleblower and it was figured out like over a decade ago even though it was going on for a lot longer then that.

It’s redditor logic science lover behavior to believe that “ermmm statistically if 100 people are involved in a bad thing at least one will snitch” but real life just works different and everyone just goes along to get along, all the crazy ass stuff the US government has done that they revealed to us came out because they told us, not because of any great whistleblower trial or anything.
 
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