💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sure both his knife fighting experience and kickboxing skills failed him outside Chubby Cheesesteaks that faithful day
But that's because he trained against his most hated opponent, newborn daughters
 
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That's correct, stalker. You aren't a toilet. The police and FBI know you aren't. They know I am. Enjoy prison.

This is another good one:

"Mentally incompetent insane midget leprechaun Daniel "Ringleader" Mullen was about to commit suicide in that courthouse, but I knew if I requested a police escort back to Rusty Susan I could save his life."
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I noticed he denied having a husband and the existence of Big Nicholas, but never denied him being on the Epstein files :thinking:
 
I want to see Patrick use his superior kickboxing and knife fighting skills to protect the poor illegal immigrants from ICE fascists. Im sure he can take 10 of them on at once by himself.
 
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New lore-lie just dropped

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Sisyphos was condemned by Zeus to his task, he didn't have a choice the poor guy.

Pat on the other hand chooses to wake up every single day and waste his life away with the most useless, retarded and easily falsifiable lies possible.
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It's like seeing a mentally challenged 7-year-old publicaly bragging about being an astronaut and fucking 90s Sharon Stone all the while he's sharting himself every time he laughs, and eating the ticks on the ground saying "man, the red M&Ms are the best!"

You can either feel disgusted or simply not stop laughing at this scene (usually both). But you can't *truly* hate Pat, bless his obese heart.

Edit: just bringing this classic back for the thread newbies because why not:
 
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In the aftermath of yesterday's Cuckflare crashout I took a closer look at Mattjew Prince's mug and it hit me.
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Don't see it? Here, let me shave some of his hair off.
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Now, the finishing touch, some extra colors as our piggy is usually very flustered and flushed.
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That's just Fatrick, only slightly less bloated. Clone? Long-lost twin? Golem created from pepperoni shavings? The mystery deepens.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
In the aftermath of yesterday's Cuckflare crashout I took a closer look at Mattjew Prince's mug and it hit me.
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Don't see it? Here, let me shave some of his hair off.
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Now, the finishing touch, some extra colors as our piggy is usually very flustered and flushed.
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That's just Fatrick, only slightly less bloated. Clone? Long-lost twin? Golem created from pepperoni shavings? The mystery deepens.
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Explains why he loves trannies so much.
 
femoralcanal said:
Sisyphos was condemned by Zeus to his task, he didn't have a choice the poor guy.

Pat on the other hand chooses to wake up every single day and waste his life away with the most useless, retarded and easily falsifiable lies possible.
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No, child. You see it's jusT like when the police made the reporT on Chubby's Cheeseteaks. They simply cannoT Take the facTs down accuraTely.

If it's a report by the police or others they got the facts wrong, that's all. Everyone else is always wrong.
 
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No, child. You see it's jusT like when the police made the reporT on Chubby's Cheeseteaks. They simply cannoT Take the facTs down accuraTely.

If it's a report by the police or otherwise they got the facts wrong, that's all. Everyone else is always wrong.
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Wait, if police never do their jobs correctly, how will the stalker children get arrested?
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Wait, if police never do their jobs correctly, how will the stalker children get arrested?
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Because the justice system in Trump’s America is so broken, we’ll still receive a conviction despite the police having collected zero evidence against us. Hoist by our own petard if you will.
 
Shokaract#2 said:
I want to see Patrick use his superior kickboxing and knife fighting skills to protect the poor illegal immigrants from ICE fascists. Im sure he can take 10 of them on at once by himself.
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His fat ass will blunder it and kill ten illegal spics on accident like the last fat ass libtard who tried to take on ICE.
 
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Wait, if police never do their jobs correctly, how will the stalker children get arrested?
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You. Just. Don’t. Understand. CHILD.

You have already blown your brains out, little infant stalker child. You will never enjoy prison, because you already chose to end your life this way, and simultaneously you will enjoy prison. Doesn’t make sense? Oh you sweet summer child. Nothing. I. Say. Makes. Sense.

For I am a bit fat retard.
 
I love when Pat rolls out his fruity ass insults:
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Not the first time he's used cabbage, I guess when you're that fat it makes sense that food is your main frame of reference for everything.
 
I suspect the Pat saw a Tai Bo video or went to a class at a gym in the 90s and his narcissism mythologized the experience into part of his super hero backstory. He's bloativiated about the martial arts skills he wrote on his character sheet before. I recall krav ma ga but I think kick boxing is a continuity error the writers just introduced this season.
 
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Pat's posts are great because you can genuinely hear his lisping, impotent anger.
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It's so obvious that he's a racist /pol/ user of low intelligence, but he somehow got rebalanced onto the wrong team, and he spends all his waking brainpower trying to figure out how to say insults without offending any privileged group.
 
femoralcanal said:
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Sisyphos was condemned by Zeus to his task, he didn't have a choice the poor guy.

Pat on the other hand chooses to wake up every single day and waste his life away with the most useless, retarded and easily falsifiable lies possible.
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It's like seeing a mentally challenged 7-year-old publicaly bragging about being an astronaut and fucking 90s Sharon Stone all the while he's sharting himself every time he laughs, and eating the ticks on the ground saying "man, the red M&Ms are the best!"

You can either feel disgusted or simply not stop laughing at this scene (usually both). But you can't *truly* hate Pat, bless his obese heart.

Edit: just bringing this classic back for the thread newbies because why not:
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Is it normal in Wisconsin for both drivers in a crash to be drunk?
 
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