DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

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    Votes: 39 17.6%
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neger psykolog said:
He doesn't listen to music or have literally any hobbies. He just has hardcore anxiety or whatever and drowns himself in Total Wine and gacha. He used to make pasta and his wife used to cook and he'd show it off on Instagram and he stopped because people made fun of him. He used to show off the stupid dumbass movies he would watch and take a fucking picture of his TV to show it off. He used to publicly show off his shitty WWE mobile game that came before WWE Champions. He got a wife to show off how cool and adult he is.
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I'm watching the WPIG coverage of Dave going over the Joon doc and it's interesting to watch him slowly box himself in. He used to do stuff. He wasn't popular, he was still an annoying faggot that everyone hated but at least he did stuff. It's like seeing an experiment on what social isolation does to someone play out in front of us. Phil has always been retarded and autistic but this alien quality he has is getting worse and imo it's because he doesn't have any social interactions. When he was talking about Asmon being a bitch a few days ago he literally said "say it to my face, say it in person" when what he meant was "say it to a camera alone in your room, but at the same time as I'm saying it to a camera alone in my room". Not that it's news but the projection to call his detractors "losers that are constantly online and never leave the house" is wild.
 
Phil's rant during truck therapy was more good stuff. Going on about how Jasper Kitty is 10 years old, will die soon and then he can finally do things he's wanted to do. Along with now finally having the financial freedom he never thought he'd have (not admitting its all to dunk on KC and he's been given this level of money for many years). Phil is such an alien.
 
Fridge Raider said:
He can't ride a bike or swim
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I still cant wrap my head around this one. When I was a kid, especially in the summer time, every single day was spent outside either riding bikes or at the pool. We basically weren't even allowed in the house while there was daylight unless it was raining. I couldn't imagine being a kid just sitting inside alone playing video games all day like phil did.

I guess it makes sense that he missed out on the prime socialization period of his life when you look at him now though. He spent all his time either alone or with his boomer parents instead of other kids his own age.
 
Burl McMillan said:
Do we have lore about how Phil actually "played" with toys as a kid? We know the wolverine doll, and we know during the Re-ACK streams he was a spoiled brat who basically had every shiny new toy advertised on TV, but every toy lore he would mention only go so far as "I had that" or "the other kids were jealous that I had this".

I'm sure if you poll anyone here about their favorite toy growing up they'd have some story about dunking it in water, launching it from a window, making it fight other toys etc. but it sounds like even as a child Phil's only pleasure comes from consumerism and having something for the sake of having it. Such a weird alien freak.
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I still doubt he had every one of theses toys, Phillstory shows us that he's willing to lie about what videogames he played in the past and what console he owned, what's stopping him from lying about toys he played with as a kid ?

Was he still a spoiled brat ? Yes, as he's behaving typically like a spoiled only child. It's just the claims of him having every single things in thoses commercials I find absurd.
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
I still doubt he had every one of theses toys, Phillstory shows us that he's willing to lie about what videogames he played in the past and what console he owned, what's stopping him from lying about toys he played with as a kid ?

Was he still a spoiled brat ? Yes, as he's behaving typically like a spoiled only child. It's just the claims of him having every single things in thoses commercials I find absurd.
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I think in Phil's mind, if he has the means to do something, then that's good enough and he can lie about it.

Like his story about hosting LAN parties and building PCs. We can determine he never did these things, but Mommy may have bought Philip the equipment to do so which sat in a closet. Phil could have done it, but he was so busy banging hot Latinas or being valedictorian.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
I think in Phil's mind, if he has the means to do something, then that's good enough and he can lie about it.

Like his story about hosting LAN parties and building PCs. We can determine he never did these things, but Mommy may have bought Philip the equipment to do so which sat in a closet. Phil could have done it, but he was so busy banging hot Latinas or being valedictorian.
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Yeah Phail always had light hoarding tendencies, as seen with him overspending on DVDs and Blu-Rays, and by purchasing gaymer statues, mostly of characters he knew nothing about and in some cases he didn't even play the games they appeared in. With the DVD/Blu-Ray case especially, he admitted that he would just impulse purchase a bunch of movies and when he came home he realized he had a bunch of duplicates. He also never watched the vast majority of his movie collection. So I can totally buy him having all of those toys because he told Linda he wanted them and he'd just end up never playing with them.
 
So no updates on the asmongold appearance? This would actually be the funniest outcome, if asmongold just blows him off. You know phil is absolutely losing in his mind trying to fit this into his autistic schedule. I wonder how many DMs asmongold has got from phil so far.

Phil just has no awareness for how unimportant he is. No Phil the 4 million subscriber youtuber doesnt owe you two hours of his time that needs to align with your schedule.

I thought keemstar already explained this to him, you need to be willing to drop everything and jump on a call immediately if/when a bigger youtuber wants to talk. You're in no position to dictate when any of this takes place.
 
Coke Zero said:
So no updates on the asmongold appearance? This would actually be the funniest outcome, if asmongold just blows him off. You know phil is absolutely losing in his mind trying to fit this into his autistic schedule. I wonder how many DMs asmongold has got from phil so far.

Phil just has no awareness for how unimportant he is. No Phil the 4 million subscriber youtuber doesnt owe you two hours of his time that needs to align with your schedule.

I thought keemstar already explained this to him, you need to be willing to drop everything and jump on a call immediately if/when a bigger youtuber wants to talk. You're in no position to dictate when any of this takes place.
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I asked this the other day and nothing and Piggy said it would either happen today or tomorrow back on the weekend. I'm hoping Asmond blows him off as well and we see more desperation attempts in the form of 2:30am spam messages.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Even recently, I've only heard Phil bitch about Twitch kicking him out of the partner program as something that was due to a troll campaign to show Twitch all the shit he did not on Twitch and years ago (always years and years in the past) and that Twitch is run by shit people because they didn't give him a chance to respond or anything, no coming to check with Mr. Burnell and get the final word.

Would love to see a clip of Phil saying Twitch kicked him out of the partner program for "being a white male", if it exists.
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Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
The "white male" excuse was for him not getting into harvard/yale/any ivy league school.

But he has a track record of using that excuse for stupid stuff, like not getting why V-tuber exists. (the famous "I'm american, I'm white and I don't get it" rant)
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If you guys need to find a clip use pigpiggo I typed white male and found it instantly. No he didn't get unpartnered for uploading to youtube within 24 hours Twitch doesn't give a fuck he read out the email from Twitch directly word for word and it said hateful slurs. Come on guys.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
he read out the email from Twitch directly word for word and it said hateful slurs
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I see a portion of the board needs to learn the “anything claimed without evidence may be discarded without evidence” lesson when it comes to Phil again.

Idgaf what Phil says happened, if it came from his mouth and you’re not treating it as a lie then you’re going along with a man who hates you and will go out of his way to keep you from knowing anything about his pathetic life. That he lies at the drop of a hat for what appears to be no good reason is common knowledge here and yet seems to be a factor people readily ignore.

I’ll believe the reason Twitch banned him when a communication comes from them and not a moment sooner, and considering that is never, ever going to happen I fail to see the point in arguing over it. I know I’ve bitched about speculation in the past but this isn’t that; if you start your reasoning with “but Phil said/read/whatever”, you are retarded and wrong.
 
neger psykolog said:
I really wish we could see Phil totally outside of his comfort zone - take him out of the house, sell all his possessions and put him in a cabin with food, running water, a hot shower and some beautiful nature outside for a few weeks. What would that Phil even talk about?
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Coke Zero said:
I still cant wrap my head around this one. When I was a kid, especially in the summer time, every single day was spent outside either riding bikes or at the pool. We basically weren't even allowed in the house while there was daylight unless it was raining. I couldn't imagine being a kid just sitting inside alone playing video games all day like phil did.

I guess it makes sense that he missed out on the prime socialization period of his life when you look at him now though. He spent all his time either alone or with his boomer parents instead of other kids his own age.
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I would like to see Phil go hungry for a week or so. I mean real hunger. I used to think it would trigger an epiphany for him where he realized that all of his complaining would seem so trivial and he'd change from it. Now, I think he'd just have an endless supply of pity stories and beg material.
I also think about how he would have turned out if his parents were more strict or didn't pamper him as much. Would he just be a more successful narcissist or would he have a more "normal" life?
 
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