Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

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This guy is a badass DRAGON MASTER. He's got a hardcore as fuck title, and the attitude to back it up, too. He isn't afraid of hyperbeaming a motherfucker to get shit done. He's got an expression that just lets you know he's gonna kick your ass. This is what a member of the elite four should look like, formidable, serious. He is worthy of wielding the most powerful type, not just anyone can tame a dragon. He won't think twice about stonewalling you with 3 dragonites, get good or get lost, homo.

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This guy, on the other hand, looks like a little pussified FAGGOT. He puts up a pathetic fight you pretty much can't lose unless you try to. He looks like he sucks dick behind the hall of fame daily. He looks like a gay 5 year old playing dressup. He is a pushover, he is not a serious obstacle to overcome.
I dunno what it is but Ken’s old art in the Gen 1 & 2 was so peak: I liked the blocky shoes everyone wore and the watercolors used.
 
Ignore my post from last-night; I was drunk when I made it. (Although I might make a short Kiwi-themed rom hack for the upcoming Christmas present thread if I have the time).

Nevermind, I don't think the rapist is a tranny because I think OP is a tranny.
Are we sure the Twitter poster was even at said Pokemon event? I feel like that DoorDash delivery trespasser/fake rape victim TikTok emboldened a lot of lunatics to make insane victimization claims on Twitter this week.

Lance was always the based chad Dragon Trainer one.
Wasn't he super evil in the manga?
 
Wasn't he super evil in the manga?
The manga started having later Elite Fours in Gen 3 onward be the games, but the Gen 1 Elite Four wasn't an official group of the best trainers in the region but instead a terrorist group. Manga Lance was basically a more extreme N before N existed. He had special power to communicate with Pokemon, so he felt extra hatred over Pokemon who were abused or harmed by human pollution, so he and the other Elite Four tried to use Lugia plus a machine to send out a shockwave that would wipe out humans in at least the Kanto region.

He popped up again in the GSC arc where's too burnt out from getting defeated by Yellow (manga OC who has the same powers as him) to try doing evil stuff again, so he's just hiding in the Whirl Islands where he communicates with Silver to give him some training and directions in fighting against the revived Team Rocket. Then he later appeared in the HGSS arc which is loosely based on the Sinjoh Ruins event in that game, where the Rocket admins attacked him but he escaped and later shows up with a couple other prior villains to help the heroes. Lance's Dragonite is the one beat down an enraged Palkia until it calmed down. There's a kind of funny bit at the end where he reveals that the Rocket admin Petrel was able to get the drop on Lance because he disguised himself as Yellow and seeing her face basically activated Lance's PTSD.
 
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Let’s say someone pulled a gun at you and demand your personal ROM hacks recommendations that are actually enjoyable and fresh, meaning none of “OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS EMRALD BUT HARDER” shit. The reason for his crash out: he got severely overwhelmed from the massive list and he chose to put his frustration on you.
How you rank your favorites is up to you.

I did my homework a while back and picked the following, feel free to confirm or warn against certain ROMs:
  • Team Rocket Edition: an interesting concept that GF refused to follow except for that ONE Gameboy game that was exclusive to Japan iirc.
  • Sors: a recommendation from a colleague, don’t know much about it.
  • Clovers: why not?
  • Unbound: everyone and their mothers said this is a must play. I heard there is “New Game Plus” exclusive though.
  • Odyssey: same as above especially if you familiar with EO games.
  • Reborn: maybe I completely misunderstood the lore but this ROM was in a fierce rivalry with Rejuvenation people for some reason (?), the latter is not held in high regard by many players.
 
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...did this meme repeat my 'PokéMania' thought experiment?

Let’s say someone pulled a gun at you and demand your personal ROM hacks recommendations that are actually enjoyable and fresh, meaning none of “OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS EMRALD BUT HARDER” shit. The reason for his crash out: he got severely overwhelmed from the massive list and he chose to put his frustration on you.
How you rank your favorites is up to you.
I shal let someone summon my Persona.
...more seriously, I have an out-of-date directory here:
I should update that with new findings, bu that may require a new thread.

  • Team Rocket Edition: an interesting concept that GF refused to follow except for that ONE Gameboy game that was exclusive to Japan iirc.
While I never played this game, you might get plenty of deep enjoyment from this one.

  • Sors: a recommendation from a colleague, don’t know much about it.
I never played this game, but from what I see, the game is just one big coffee rush.

  • Clovers: why not?
NO.

  • Unbound: everyone and their mothers said this is a must play. I heard there is “New Game Plus” exclusive though.
The game is technically unfinished, since the post-game is not yet done.

  • Odyssey: same as above especially if you familiar with EO games.
This game is rich. I am azed at how extensively a GBA game can be hacked.

  • Reborn: maybe I completely misunderstood the lore but this ROM was in a fierce rivalry with Rejuvenation people for some reason (?), the latter is not held in high regard by many players.
No. This game is edgy towards the sake of edge.
 
View attachment 8188397Let’s say someone pulled a gun at you and demand your personal ROM hacks recommendations that are actually enjoyable and fresh, meaning none of “OH MY SCIENCE, THIS IS EMRALD BUT HARDER” shit. The reason for his crash out: he got severely overwhelmed from the massive list and he chose to put his frustration on you.
How you rank your favorites is up to you.
I'd go with Pokemon Unbound for the best custom experience and Emerald 386 for the best purist experience in the GBA era. Pokemon Compass is a really good time if you can emulate a Switch at full speed. Odyssey and Emerald Rogue are cool gimmicks for a breath of fresh air. Reborn has extremely bad and gay grimdark writing and I cringed so hard I never made it through the intro.
 
the virgin first Charizard card
  • can be ridiculously overpriced
  • guzzles energy to attack
  • attacks directly: boring

that Chad first Sandshrew card
  • can be dirt cheap*
  • energy efficient
  • stalls opponents

* (you know because Ground type in vidya)
 
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Jesus, fuck the 7th Gym puzzle in Vega

This shit is too hard even with spoilers. I did the first part just fine but the moving boulders in a slippery ice is too punishing
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fakemon (but not too many!)
Potentially hot rom hack take: Fakemon are an immediate turnoff for me unless they’re used very sparingly as a rare anomaly (like “legendary-only” rare). The only exception I’ve made is for Clover since that’s a shitpost hack anyway, but it has a lot of shitty mons, too (both figuratively and literally).
 
FUCK THIS GYM PUZZLE, I TRIED FOR MORE THAN 30 MINUTES, GET WALL WALKED. GHOST MOVEMENT.
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And the gym was a psychic gypsy lady. One more to go for the E4
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