📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Lip Glossary]

FTM femboys aren’t boys so that just makes them fems.

I think that girls pretending to be femboys, which are gay guys trying as hard as they can to look feminine should just be referred to as "I can't believe it's not faggot" because a girl pretending to be a gay guy pretending to be a girl is the dumbest, most attention hungry bullshit I have ever heard in my fucking life, and I will bet you a tenner that it originated on reddit.

 

[Sean Andalou]

I will bet you a tenner that it originated on reddit.

Or Tumblr before the purge.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

FTM femboys aren’t boys so that just makes them fems.

They're the most repulsive kind of troonery. Dudes like big fat tits so that's what they chase and pump dick for. Women will gaslight themselves through years of yaoi and objectification of male kinship. They'll start putting shit in their shorts to have a bulge, call themselves by the kind of name you'd give to the fatherless rascal in a kids novel, and then grow absolutely ravenous about like.. oiled male wrestling in ancient rome.

Dudes just wanna have fat tits.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

FTM femboys aren’t boys so that just makes them fems.

FTM "femboys" and MTF "tomboys" aka lazy people

Like at least commit to the insane delusions, man, you can't half-ass it.

 

[Pickman's Modeling Agency]

I dunno; women pretending to be femboys/troons makes the trannies seethe so hard. "MY IDENTITY IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!!" said without a drop of self-awareness. It's funny and I can't hate them.

 

[Lip Glossary]

I dunno; women pretending to be femboys/troons makes the trannies seethe so hard. "MY IDENTITY IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!!" said without a drop of self-awareness. It's funny and I can't hate them.

All of them deserve to be caned in public for attention seeking mental illness.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

"WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A TRANS DAUGHTER OR A"
"Dead son. Oh sorry, son. Go ahead and finish your question."
"...or a... or a dead son?"
"Dead son, one hundred percent. Do you want to borrow my shotgun?"

Seriously though, it would be so much easier just to have a gay or bisexual kid than to have a troon or a weird pronoun as a kid. Fuck me dead, having a gay kid is embarrassing enough. I would rather be the father of a statistic than a mentally ill man in a dress.
Or a furry for that matter.

My handling those situations

Gay: If my son isn't limp wristed, I'd just ask him not to kiss his partner in front of me if a sissy I'd say well duh now try to man up and don't kiss your partner in front of me. Lesbo daughter yeah, no kissing. If they do kiss in front of me don't be shocked if I make a yuck face.

Furry: I'd tell them if anyone I know finds out about them then they're out of my life and out of my will.

Tranny: Remember across the street takes you to the hospital down the road gets you to the morgue and knives are in the kitchen.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

2 things in 1 post


First of all, I had to look it up because CISBIAN is the stupidest goddam portmandeau I've ever seen. There's a private community. If they're smart they'll keep it that way. 2ndly HOMOSAPIEN. JFC My sides. No one cares about being called that. Especially not Del, tha funkee homosapien or national treasure Pete Shelley. What clowns

 

[kissymissy]

I love when a troon says they pass but for some reason won’t stop getting misgendered??? My favorite L. This one gets bonus points though because somehow this ugly pervert is so manly that even in roller derby, a space that has been forced to accept these freaks completely, he is still getting clocked left and right. Hilarious.

Spoiler: Text

Bit of background, I'm MTF and my pronouns are She/Her. I'm not necessarily open about being trans but its not something I keep secret, I don't really talk much about it and I'm "stealth" so its not something that frequently comes up in my day to day life.

I joined roller derby after seeing a bout, and during that bout there was an inclusivity statement made before hand. Seeing that level of acceptance got me very emotional. That night I was crying when I got home because of how much I missed being able to play competitive sports and how much I wanted to just be part of a community without being othered for being trans. So I signed up for a derby boot camp with that same league.

Since I've started skating with this league I've had a lot of awesome experiences and I've met some really cool people. It has been incredibly fun getting to be active as well, continuously pushing myself to be a better skater. In a lot of ways joining derby was one of the best decisions I've ever made and it has done wonders for my confidence and self esteem.

On the other hand I've been misgendered countless times at derby. I genuinely don't think its been done in a malicious way but it has happened multiple times by multiple different skaters. At first I was completely caught off guard and thought I was going crazy because I only ever get misgendered by my family at this point. I can't even remember the last time I was misgendered by someone who didn't know me before I transitioned. I also have my pronouns on a sticker on my helmet so I just get so confused how it keeps happening. I've even had other skaters correct people when they use the wrong pronouns for me but when correcting someone they still get my pronouns wrong.

All of this has lead me to feel pretty isolated with derby, I don't want to go to practice, I get self conscious being on the track, and I just want to distance myself from everything derby related. It feels like I've got a 50/50 chance of having my entire day ruined with dysphoria any time I go to practice. My anxiety has been all over the place as well, I skate in a WFTDA league and with how I get perceived by some people it makes me super anxious that I am intruding in a space that I don't belong in. This mix of dysphoria and anxiety have me at the point where part of me just wants to quit roller derby. I love playing roller derby so fucking much but I don't even know what to do about the situation I'm in. I'm just sick of feeling othered in a community I joined specifically because of their trans inclusivity.

I took a pretty damn hard fall today and spent hours feeling like I was going to puke but I honestly don't know if it was the fall that had me feeling that way or if it was getting misgendered immediately after. There is a part of me that feels like an asshole for not presenting feminine enough and with that I feel like there is an obligation for me to quit. Idk my emotions are all over the place at this point, thanks for listening to the rant.

Reddit / Archive

 

[majorplayer]

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Why is it so hard to find a decent straight pork eater who is proud to be with a Muslim woman in a hijab ..... Oh wait

 

[Kokonut Kangs Klan]

So this guy heard some troon-positive bullshit,

there was an inclusivity statement made before hand. Seeing that level of acceptance got me very emotional

joined the roller derby just for this reason,

I'm just sick of feeling othered in a community I joined specifically because of their trans inclusivity.

slapped his stealth "she/her" sticker on his old helmet and set out.

I also have my pronouns on a sticker on my helmet

Oh? A well-adjusted happy troon with a positive outlook?

In a lot of ways joining derby was one of the best decisions I've ever made and it has done wonders for my confidence and self esteem.

but inevitably...

spent hours feeling like I was going to puke [because] getting misgendered

 

[Pig Cups]

As for my will, I want 100% of the things that I legally own to be sold and the money (plus my money in the bank) to be given to trans civil rights movements and support groups, I don’t give a shit which one.

Imagine if the money was given to Trans Lifeline? Lol

Gender needs to be taught about in schools, the earlier the better.

…And with that, the sympathy level that I had for him at the beginning plummets to zero.

 

[AI_Jolson_2point2]

Thomas Matthew Crooks [First Trump Assassin] went by 'they/them' on DeviantArt, linked account reveals 'furry' fetish: report​

https://thepostmillennial.com/thomas-matthew-crooks-went-by-they-them-on-deviantart-linked-account-reveals-furry-fetish-report?utm_campaign=64483

https://archive.ph/l2qnr

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Imagine if the money was given to Trans Lifeline? Lol

I don’t remember if that happened, but he did mention calling them once in another blog post (that’s in the TLL thread, IIRC). So he’s often counted as a satisfied customer of theirs.

There was also this fundraising scam someone ran on Tumblr shortly after his death called The Leelah Project where people were asked to donate money and important life saving items for trans teens, including dresses and makeup. Can’t forget that survival mascara! I think the scammer was an enby, too. T on T crime

…And with that, the sympathy level that I had for him at the beginning plummets to zero.

The only reasons I’ll grit my teeth and (very barely) give him a pass is that he was one of the earliest cases and still a very dumb, likely very sheltered teen under the age of 18. If he was any older or this happened after Trump was elected, I’d be sharing the same sentiments. It’s actually unnerving in a way to read it again after so long because it’s that copy and paste of the troon mentality. Kid got brainwashed good.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Thomas Matthew Crooks [First Trump Assassin] went by 'they/them' on DeviantArt, linked account reveals 'furry' fetish: report​

Thanks.
Not surprising of course.

 

[Syikeblade]

Found a post of a visibly trans pooner at work who's coworkers make fun of her.

Spoiler: How to cope with co-workers?

by WesternAd1522
I live in Florida unfortunately and my job has become my own personal hell. I’m a non binary trans man and I’ve recently started t. (They/them/theirs/he/his) I bind, have pronoun pins, and dress androgynously. Otherwise I’m not very loud about my identity or journey. I transferred from a store that was very kind and affirming, because I was living in a bad environment. When I started this position I was very bubbly and open about my identity. I was shocked when everyone including the owner and all the higher ups thought it was hilarious, stupid and I was ‘making it up.’ They’ll mockingly call each other the opposite pronouns in conversations I’m not I’m even in and then stare at me and laugh. They giggle when they think I’m out of earshot about my pronouns.
A lot of the employees will purposely “rage bait” me by going out of their way to use the wrong pronouns. Customers will gender me correctly and fellow employees will practically correct them. And I can’t say anything because the owner and managers are co-signing this behavior. They will go as far as to talk about me in the third person just to misgender me when I’m the only person in the room/we were just speaking to each other.
What confuses me is that some of the women behind this bullying campaign are non religious and/or gay. I can take it with a grain of salt when it’s coming from a Bible thumper but I feel genuinely betrayed by some of these people.
I’m never mean about it, I never make a big deal about it, but my expression will fall or I won’t be as chatty. And they eat that shit up like a starving orphan and will gossip about how annoying I am with my pronouns.
To make matters worse I had one friend that used my pronouns at work. But we got in trouble for “flirting” even though we weren’t. They are no longer allowed to work with me and go extra miles to avoid me even in passing. They’re more concerned with the approval of the clique at work so it’s easier just to avoid me completely.
I wish I could quit or move. But I’m fully self reliant and have no support system. I’m living paycheck to paycheck so I can’t put away savings. I’ve been job hunting for two years and have been utterly unsuccessful. I feel so trapped and depressed.

And of course the workers are the problem not the attention seeking ftm.

Spoiler: Comments

earthso [score hidden] an hour ago
Would you not wear pronoun pins and dress less androgynous and more male? I know it might not be the best but conforming might take their attention off you. And I guess keep applying for other jobs cause that sucks.

[–]WesternAd1522 [score hidden] an hour ago
It was a hard decision to start wearing the pronoun pin. I want other trans people to feel less alone even if it means I deal with harassment everyday. Florida is actually so evil rn and if I can brighten anyones day even a little, I will.

[–]earthso [score hidden] an hour ago
It’s a nice sentiment, but it sounds like you’re in a horrible position and I would put your own protection and well being first if it sounds like you’re stuck in this job.

[–]NotALewdElf [score hidden] an hour ago
They're unlikely to back off just 'cause OP starts conforming. They already know them(I'm so sorry if I'm misgendering you OP, you didn't specify your pronouns)as Other. The harassment always just takes a new form. In this case it'll likely be very I Told You So

[–]WesternAd1522 [score hidden] an hour ago
(They/them is correct!) Exactly. I was going through a depressive episode and wiped my social media of everything (including my bios that specified my pronouns) and they were so pleased with themselves. They doubled down. My life motto is “dim your light, prove them right.”

HA

julianradish- User Flair [score hidden] 55 minutes ago
First of all do you have an HR you can report to? They are the people who can usually handle this. You should get all communication in writing when possible. If you meet in person and you are not allowed to record it, you send an email after just saying, hey just following up with the meeting where we discussed this, please let me know when the action you said you would do is complete etc, and "if you believe anything i have written here is incorrect please let me know".
If that doesnt work try contacting the department of labor and tell them that you are experiencing sexual harrasment (yes it is sexual harassment because it is about your gender identity) and hopefully they respond to you.

[–]WesternAd1522 [score hidden] 14 minutes ago
Unfortunately HR is married to the owner

Not many comments but they are funny

 

[Sean Andalou]

Dear Reddit. Is something wrong with me?


Reddit -- Archive

I feel indifferent, I prefer female pronouns but I still don't feel anything and im worried that I might not be trans, I thought I was a demi girl but this still makes me confused

Down in the comments a bit:

Imposter syndrome just loves stuff like this. Girl, no one little difference in the common experience of other transfems from yours is going to make you any less trans. You could want to be called a he while insisting you're a demigirl and I'd have no reason but to believe and respect you because it's your identity to define for yourself. ...

Observation (again) -- It's not a "syndrome" if you really are an impostor.

 

[Waffle Iron]

I was hoping I could find a picture in her profile, but unfortunately it's a new account. But she made this post:
link

Spoiler: text

Does anyone else relate to this? I feel I was born in the wrong body and have always felt heavy dysphoria around my body and clothes I had to wear growing up. I relate more to male characters and male artists. I feel wholly disconnected from my agab. I feel euphoric when people use male pronouns and I feel comfortable when non gendered language is used. I feel physically sick when I’m referred to with feminine pronouns or labels.

But I believe I would’ve still been non-binary either way. I like some flamboyant things. I like cute things. I like wearing masculine crop tops. I like wearing warrior braids and wearing nail polish. I usually have a necklace of sorts on even though I don’t wear jewelry outside of that. But I feel heavily dysphoric when people see me wearing those things and clock me as a femme. I’m not into makeup or fashion or anything like that really. But the few little things I do really like, even if it’s gender neutral things, always gets me misgendered and made fun of for being “fake.”

I’m pre T, planning on starting this winter. I’ve heard from friends the imposter syndrome lessens

I'm calling sexually abused on this one. Hating her femininity and being seen as a woman, to the point of becoming physically ill, looks like trauma. Wish she could get help instead of destroying her body with T and getting bullied by everyone.

 

[Fish and Chips]

So this guy heard some troon-positive bullshit,

joined the roller derby just for this reason,

slapped his stealth "she/her" sticker on his old helmet and set out.

Oh? A well-adjusted happy troon with a positive outlook?

but inevitably...

I'll add some more...

I joined roller derby after seeing a bout,

I got a euphoria boner at the thought of wearing those stripe-y socks in public.

That night I was crying when I got home because of how much I missed being able to play competitive sports

I was so happy I could participate in a violent contact sport against actual women.

It has been incredibly fun getting to be active as well,

The only thing that will make me put down my Mountain Dew and chicken tendies is the thought of being naked in a change room with women.

In a lot of ways joining derby was one of the best decisions I've ever made and it has done wonders for my confidence and self esteem.

I feel so good about myself when I can push around women who weigh 100 lbs less than me.

I'm just sick of feeling othered in a community I joined specifically because of their trans inclusivity.

I don't want to admit that I forced myself into a space where I don't belong, and no one wants me here. I miss 2024 when women were forced to smile and include transwomen. My rights matter more than theirs,

I took a pretty damn hard fall today and spent hours feeling like I was going to puke but I honestly don't know if it was the fall that had me feeling that way or if it was getting misgendered immediately after.

I'll never forget their voices, so full of concern. "Sir, are you ok?" and "That man fell down - can you ask him to close his legs? Everyone can see his heart-printed panties, and it's making us really uncomfortable".

 

[Wallace]

I don't want to admit that I forced myself into a space where I don't belong, and no one wants me here. I miss 2024 when women were forced to smile and include transwomen. My rights matter more than theirs,

This guy strikes me as someone who has serious loneliness issues combined with social anxiety. He likely got groomed and went searching for belonging in women's spaces, not giving a shit that his presence is offensive. The troonery makes his feelings of being other the other party's fault, which is why it works out great for him. His happiness euphoria comes from compelling women to have to interact with him.

You know, like an incel.