DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
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Iron Hamster said:
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Can't wait for Sir Asmongold to ignore all the decent questions here and spend at least an hour discussing his preferred pizza and penne style as well as his preferred shoe and footwear style (nigger Velcro style, just like in an Italian style sandwich shop)

Make sure to spend a good 45 minutes on Mario Sunshine or shitty Kojima games too - Phil is a real gamer style person after all and really loves and cares about gamer storyline style plot points and waypoints.

Make sure you ask him questions that are figurative yellow paint questions. Don't be like "do you fuck khet". Nah you gotta go Italian family nigger style and ask him what style of fucking he does.
 
This will only benefit Phil. I really hope Phil tries to autism schedule Asmon and Asmon walks. Asmon seemed less than thrilled when Phil said he wanted their conversation to go for 2 hours.
 
Fuck Asmongold, just let DSP fade into obscurity and financial ruin. How many times does DSP's character need to be exposed before retard "dentractors" realise he's NEVER going to get a grand comeuppance due to somebody interacting with him? Just watch the fucking money he gets each stream go down. He's 100% going to get "troll" donations by sad cunts who want to "shit" on him, if this stream happens.
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
This will only benefit Phil. I really hope Phil tries to autism schedule Asmon and Asmon walks. Asmon seemed less than thrilled when Phil said he wanted their conversation to go for 2 hours.
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Or, go 5 hours like the Sidescrollers interview. Remember, it was originally supposed to go an hour. However, Phil doesn't get social queue's and even I could see both Adam and Craig were just EMOTIONALLY and mentally exhausted, while Phil wanted to keep talking and that's how we found out about the restraining order, because Phil wanted to put on his cape on and be Super Simp. Gotta make himself look good, while putting everyone else down.
 
Dredd2022 said:
Fuck Asmongold, just let DSP fade into obscurity and financial ruin. How many times does DSP's character need to be exposed before retard "dentractors" realise he's NEVER going to get a grand comeuppance due to somebody interacting with him? Just watch the fucking money he gets each stream go down. He's 100% going to get "troll" donations by sad cunts who want to "shit" on him, if this stream happens.
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Who cares? This is just going to devalue any future DSP appearances with people who might fall for his pignosis even further.

He literally does nothing and has nothing of interest to say except to try and mental gymnastics his way around allegations of lying with all of the finesse of Jayde (spoiler: Phil lies about everything and to everyone including his fans, the government, his own wife and his own parents)

He can't do anything interesting to attract or retain new fans so none of this will matter in the slightest.
 
He pressures people into doing interviews, that's probably why he's never gotten a good one. Does he think Joe Rogan is begging his guests and threatening them with his schedule?
 
The writers are really getting sprinting back to the well with this season. It's just the Kino Casino arc again, where Phil debases himself in an attempt to garner more whales. He'll get one or two, and in six months they(Or another whale) will leave and Philbert will be back here again.
 
neger psykolog said:
Who cares? This is just going to devalue any future DSP appearances with people who might fall for his pignosis even further.

He literally does nothing and has nothing of interest to say except to try and mental gymnastics his way around allegations of lying with all of the finesse of Jayde (spoiler: Phil lies about everything and to everyone including his fans, the government, his own wife and his own parents)

He can't do anything interesting to attract or retain new fans so none of this will matter in the slightest.
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You're thinking about this like dents are logical, well adjusted, normal beings. I 100% think some parasocial spastics desperate for attention will latch onto Phill due to this.
 
I could give a fuck if the pig gets money, the content of him interacting with other peoples is interesting. He will think it went well and his a gentlemen and scholar then in the debrief will get it explained to him by chat how the roach was making fun of him the entire time, he will then cop it post stream from the horse. Its possible the pig will tell the roach to eat shit out of his ass with a spoon and that will be new jerking off on camera as well.

Ether way its going to be fun to watch two zoo enclosures open and watch the animals interact.
 
Just wait until Asmon goes full Null and says "I now understand why people troll him". Yup that's the pigroach: he doesn't need to get shoved down a hole, he digs himself deeper then any detractor ever could. The problem with talking with Phil is simple: he lies so much you need to have afucking library at hand to dissect his lies. And as he said himself "an asnwer is an answer" so why should any normal person take him actually serious? You should just counter lie because "an answer is an answer" right? Coudl you imagine how fun this would gret if Asmon bring on Gundam or heaven forbid ALT? Heck bring on Metokur with his old "3 gay men" PFP (it contained Phil in his guntbuster outfit)
 
Balr0g said:
Just wait until Asmon goes full Null and says "I now understand why people troll him"
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That honestly blew my mind when that happened. Before then Null was seen on this thread as a a bit of a DSP dent himself, defending him and getting mad at people trolling him. People piled on and then there was the mass ban of regulars on here including two staff members over DSP. Then he got to talk to him in person and now laughs at him like the rest of us. That enitre period of this general vs Null was weird I don't even remember what set him off and started the ban wave
 
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I don't think Asmon will fall for pignosis, but I don't think he'll be prepared for DSP showing his belly and immediately being servile to a larger streamer. That happened to Kino Casino, who were expecting the arrogant blowhard that they saw in clips. Not the neutered bitch who just wanted to ride their coat-tails.

Steve Cambian and Stuttering Craig spent hours researching their interviews and having counter-evidence on hand. Asmon simply doesnt have that level of investment in what he sees as an amusing sideshow. Any sort of pressing about the begging and shit talking will be met with Phil agreeing, trying to laugh it off and changing the subject.

It is a nice narrative end to this "Phil vs the World" arc all starting because of Moist Crikital mocking his begging on stream.
 
With the recent crashout's, the therapy sessions, and the retconning....again, mentally ill theory, I think the reality of everything is finally coming ahead for Philly cheesesteak. People are tightening their belts financially and cutting their spending, as what's more important: supporting a 43 year old shut in or making sure that you can make rent next month? Decisions, decisions.

Of course, you know Phil is sending out those 4AM gin emails and throwing spaghetti he got from Jollibee at the wall hoping and praying SOMETHING, hell anything, sticks. With those emails as long as War and Peace to dents, dentractors, and even people that haven't been around like TimboSlice, StraightCashHomie, OIC, etc...hoping they see it, give him money, so he can level up in gacha and get another Hogan and making sure soulmaid has iHOP when she wakes up in her stable.

Again, past Phil is screwing over present Phil and present Phil is screwing over future Phil.

Also, Philly boy is looking ROUGH! He has definitely aged 10+ years. Being streamer man, gin and Jasper, and pulling Hogans has taken a toll on the roach. He looks like he's in his early 60's, not 43.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
Also, Philly boy is looking ROUGH! He has definitely aged 10+ years. Being streamer man, gin and Jasper, and pulling Hogans has taken a toll on the roach. He looks like he's in his early 60's, not 43.
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You would think Asmon would also look rough considering he lives kinda like Phil and also has the same eating habits. But imho he looks healthier (yes he is also younger but Phil always looked rough and older then he really was). MAybe Asmon is simply more positive, something Phil will never be. He has to be the one in the right and if not he throws baby tantrums, has crashouts and what have you. But hey, he is trying to connect with other people. Sooo, imrpovement?
 
Don't bullshit us brother said:
I could give a fuck if the pig gets money, the content of him interacting with other peoples is interesting. He will think it went well and his a gentlemen and scholar then in the debrief will get it explained to him by chat how the roach was making fun of him the entire time, he will then cop it post stream from the horse. Its possible the pig will tell the roach to eat shit out of his ass with a spoon and that will be new jerking off on camera as well.

Ether way its going to be fun to watch two zoo enclosures open and watch the animals interact.
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Yeah, that's why I don't get why people say that the only person benefiting from this is Phil because he's gonna hook some whales. Who gives a shit? Ever since the bank leaks it's been proven that whether tards give him money or not doesn't matter in the slightest. Plus as we've seen from the KC saga from just a year ago, it's gonna be fleeting and they're all gonna be gone after they see just how boring the pigger is. Not to mention, that money is gonna be wasted anyway and he'll scale his frivolous spending to his new income and end up being in a much worse position once that income is gone.

He's been making the same mistakes hundreds of times, there is never going to be a "redemption" of him because he quite literally is incapable of it. Even a fat fuck and a cokehead with a popular drama show couldn't do it after moving Heaven and Earth to try and breathe new life into his channel. Hell, not even putting millions of more eyes on him ends up with an uptick of support, as admitted by piggy himself. Asmongold's first video on piggy has over a million views. Turkey Tom's documentary on DSP has over 4.6 million views - he didn't get any additional support from the aftermath of either of them.

The worst thing that can happen is if the "interview" ends up being boring and there's really no way to predict how and why that'd happen. Even if Sir Gold knows zero lore and lets Phail lie his ass off, his lies are way too meandering, contrived and obviously come off as something that he just thought up on the spot. I've seen a comment on Asmongold's first video saying that he just oozes used car salesman energy. He can't convince anyone who isn't cartoonishly gullible or profoundly mentally ill as we've seen from the current state of his fanbase. Adam Crigler knew nothing about Phil and just talking to him for 5 hours turned him into one of his angriest alogs, he would be frothing-at-the-mouth enraged every time they even mentioned his name in future Sidescrollers episodes.
 
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