💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
DiabeticSydePhil said:
At least Nick has some remaining "friends" who don't have standards.
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Maybe it's just the "enemy of my 'current' enemy is my friend."

I hope the Ralphamale will have an appropriate reaction to this and sprinkle some fun into the thread.


ETA (don't want to spam the thread)

Something that Nick cannot comprehend with any part of his being:

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Third World Aristocrat said:
I’m sure that streaming “Cooking with Kurt™” alongside Mersh is precisely what Rekieta "Law" needs to revive his channel. After all, who wouldn’t want to watch a show featuring a silent stroke victim and a junkie who isn’t authorized to practice law, both mocking a practicing lawyer’s cooking skills? Truly, a remarkable niche waiting to be filled.
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"Shout out to Kandiyohi Police for being like...the most...fucking...d'uh...it's...by the way I have to say this, this is fucked up! Holy shit I didn't even know when I like, picked this video...MALE LAWYER...SPATULA DRAWN male lawyer spatula drawn...and'th dahg duzig't...it...mal-male lawyer...p...wha-wha-male laywer cop...being. most. competent. lawyer..in. the kitchen oh god...hang on...m-mal-male male he shit-sh-showed-shoo-he-showed ratatouille. I. How bad is Kandiyohi County? I-uh-I get up I'll put my headphones back on I just...don- donut doesn't set male lawyer spatula drawn alright spatula spatula male male uh other A-T A-T-F fed feds would've set donut feds would've s set donut. J-B's soying 'are we sure this...are we sure this male lawyer isn't a tranny?' AH HAHAHAHA that would be the ultimate tranny test. HEHEHEHE EH holy shit this is...*LOUD SIGH*"
 
Sneed Force One said:
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Mike "Mersh" Schiele is allegedly going to be on RekietaLaw tonight, watching "Cooking With Kurt" alongside Nick.
I wonder how long Mersh's "excitement" will be maintained as he is forced to watch several hours of Nick's uncontained glee at "some guy cooking".
I also wonder if Ralph has anything to say.
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You were making more money scrolling twitter and doing kermit voice. Yeesh, picking on Kurt isn't going to get that bank.
 
datura_binge said:
Can someone give me a rundown on Nick's new...uh...."style"? Is it suits and glasses now? That's what we are running with?
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People called him a faggot wearing it, so like any gay queen, he took it as compliment.
He now explicitly looks like Leisure Larry to piss us off. He has said this directly.
Its the equivalent of pissing in the pool and claiming "Rent Free!" when everyone swims away.
 
I wonder if Nick's hate for Kurt and Nate is because they are actually friends and they do things friends do. Nick being the playground snitch never learned how friends act and sees friendships as purely transactional. Even his 'best friend' Kayla is that way.
 
Sneed Force One said:
People called him a faggot wearing it, so like any gay queen, he took it as compliment.
He now explicitly looks like Leisure Larry to piss us off. He has said this directly.
Its the equivalent of pissing in the pool and claiming "Rent Free!" when everyone swims away.
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That's a lie though, he just thinks it looks cool. That's it. He has bad taste. Anything else is a cope. He's just too stubborn to learn what *actually* looks good, so he doubles down.
 
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You can't get much thinner than Body Shape A without being pre-pubescent.
One might conclude from this exchange that Nicholas Rekieta is most attracted to child-like thinness.
 
DiabeticSydePhil said:
Edit not to post again: can Kurt copyright strike all the streams where Nick watches his cooking stuff? Gotta admit it'd be funny to see Nick get DSP'd on claims and lose his mind.
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Nick probably has a pretty solid fair use defense for the cooking shit. Kurt would have to strike, and Nick would almost almost counterclaim, and then Kurt would have to sue.

IMO, that would be a VERY BAD move for Kurt. Nick wants a Maddox. Kurt is correct in not giving Nick one. He's still doing the right thing here, and should continue to do so.

What's less known is whether Nick is starting to push up against YouTube's vague policies regarding harassment, stalking, cyberbullying, "hate speech," whatever the fuck. Those policies are extremely vague, and seem to be ever changing. That's not just in the context of Kurt, but also Elb, Mamma K, Aaron, Faran, and others. Nick is pushing his luck on several fronts here with his garbage content and behavior.

YouTube is known to look the other way with bigger Youtubers, or give slaps on the wrist, but Nick doesn't have the star power he once had. His channel has been slowly dying for a long time now.

I have mentioned in the past that if TUG were to do another one of his "SCANDAL! Rekieta got kicked off of YouTube!" campaigns, it might not actually work this time.

I can totally see a future where Nick is like Ralph: Not allowed to have a channel on YouTube anymore for reasons other than IP issues. That does happen on occasion.

KiwiChud said:
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New vid on Balldo sweeper Camelot Coomalot it's about why he was fired from NASCAR
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I have not watched the video yet, but did Coomy actually get kicked out of NASCAR? Funny, if true.
 
Captain Manning said:
I have not watched the video yet, but did Coomy actually get kicked out of NASCAR? Funny, if true.
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His comments about women and talking about that pedo anime that Nick liked, suposedly got him fired, but the guy mentions that other drivers got suspended for liking tweets that were 'offensive' so kinda gay that Cody wanted to be part of that,
 
Peace Through Power said:
I haven't put this up in the thread yet, but I looked up some more of Nick's purchases a while ago. The most retarded one was a "Samsung steam vertical washer." Based on Nick's description, it seems to be the "Bespoke Airdresser" and it had a retail price of between $1100-1900 at the time Nick talked about it. It's intended for steam cleaning of suits or dresses.
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Not massive news, but I wanted to make sure that it is archived just in case. It is also a bit retarded to buy a dresser for suits that you never wear while you keep all other clothes on the floor
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I looked this thing up, and other than the price, it's pretty practical. It's not a storage closet, it's a very large steam-cleaner that you can use on up to five garments at once.

-pick dirty, smelly, wrinkled clothes up off the floor
-put them on a hanger
-hang them in the steam closet
-turn the machine on
-wait
-bingo bingo, clean, fresh-smelling pressed clothes
-throw the clothes back on the floor
Other than being overly expensive, it's pretty neat tbh. If I had a lot of dry cleaning and a lot of money, I'd probably get it to save on dry cleaning fees. Instead, I save money by not buying clothes that need to be dry cleaned in the first place, that works too.
 
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