💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

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    700
I genuinely believe he is even more unhinged than people assume. He seems detached from reality, and there is a degree of danger there, especially given how much drug abuse may have damaged his brain and whatever impulse control he had left.
What gives you the idea that this man is unhinged?

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View attachment 8175927Guys, the last thing he wanted was drama and he sincerely apologizes for 'his presence being offensive'.
Nick, I find your presence on this planet genuinely offensive. You should just end yourself as quickly as possible.

You need to start understanding that no one likes you. Not your wife. Not your kids. Not your family. Not the random pedos you look up to on the internet. Your antics today have proven to me that you are never going to change, the lying liar who will always lie and punch down because you're so cool. You're not. Just fucking end yourself you pathetic faggot. Do a line and then hang from one.
 
Can't wait for him to go over the line in regards to what's legal and what's not, again. As he inevitably will. His crash-out is ongoing and in slow motion sometimes but it's still going. The lolcow milk continues to flow.
 
Can't wait for him to go over the line in regards to what's legal and what's not, again. As he inevitably will. His crash-out is ongoing and in slow motion sometimes but it's still going. The lolcow milk continues to flow.

So much milking must chaff a lot. For Nick's overworked udders I recommend Bag Balm™, because there's no end in sight.

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I really don’t respect the so-called “good guys” who float above every bit of drama, claim they just see the good in everyone, and act like they’re too pure to know what’s going on. That isn’t kindness, it’s just avoiding accountability, cowardice and people-pleasing. If you want to stand up for the right thing, you have to be willing to lose some people that are garbage.
Guys, guys, guys, he's Canadian - he was born that way.

The problem is professional courtesy. They suffer from the misunderstanding that Nick deserves a sliver of grace as a "lawyer" and "youtuber".
If so, they're idiots (no comment). Nick should be a total pariah. Runkle was an idiot for bringing him on, and one of them should have the guts to rip Nick to pieces publicly - but they won't because it is unseemly (I agree) and because they know or should know he is an absolute obsessive, petty maniac.

Runkle made a serious error in judgment. No idea why he'd include Nick anyway bc involving Nick inevitably opens the door to Nick turning everything into The Nick Show - hope he's learned his lesson about the guy.

It's like he doesn't understand social cues.
He thinks they don't apply to him.

The basic tactic is the grey stone method, completely cutting them off and giving no reaction whatsoever. They feed on attention, good or bad, so starving them of your energy is the only thing that works.

What concerns me is how long this has been going on. Typically, narcissists cannot tolerate boredom, being ignored or stagnation. If they are not being entertained or validated, they move on much faster than Nick has. That is why I keep pointing out how unnervingly obsessive and persistent he is, even while getting zero validation. He keeps circling back to his obsessions with no self-control and no external incentive. He doesn't move on.

I genuinely believe he is even more unhinged than people assume. He seems detached from reality, and there is a degree of danger there, especially given how much drug abuse may have damaged his brain and whatever impulse control he had left.
Agree x1000. My comment above about his being an obsessive, petty maniac was written last night and I decided against posting because my thoughts on the "lawtube" people kept vacillating, but them aside, he absolutely is, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it.
 
What the fuck happened between Nate and Nick? Nate seems like the chillest guy, Nick just still seething about him distancing himself?
Nate came to the same conclusion that any sane person makes. That abusing children is bad.
Not accurate, actually. Both Nate and Nick have acknowledged 'making up' and being in communication. IIRC that was last spring? Late last winter? I remember being a little disappointed in Nate and discussing it with someone else. Having said that, Nate is pretty "street" about stuff like that. Nick didn't hurt Nate - he's never come at Nate directly. It's not his beef.

Nick was also on LaidBackLaw with Nate around this time and they all seemed to be rooting for Nick's redemption. (I watched and eye-rolled. They don't know him like we do.)
 
He probably makes an ok amount from locals and memberships. Lots of boomers who just forgot about it. If anything streaming may lose him more money because it pops up in a feed and they'll remember to cancel it.

There is no way to tell, but he has perhaps 2 dozen unique people who post in LOCALS as supporters. Apply whatever multiplier to that to gauge his income at $5 gross per month.

I think a bit of intentional dyslexia might be fun as well i.e. "drifting through the blow" instead of "blowing through the drift" or something like that. Not sure how well that word play really comes across though.

I think the inverted metaphor works very well. I am looking forward to the final product.

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Anyone know who else misbehaved on runkle's stream that made him think he misjudged "a whole lot"? I heard kurt only bailed and that's it.
For all people call Kurt autistic and socially inept, he's handling all of this crap with Nick with much more grace and social skill than Nick is.

Speculation, but Kurt could have sent private messages to Runkle or in the stream guest chat about it. Even if he did, it was non-public and better than anything Nick did.

Or Nick is just a liar.
 
Speculation, but Kurt could have sent private messages to Runkle or in the stream guest chat about it. Even if he did, it was non-public and better than anything Nick did.


Giving Runkle the benefit of the doubt (we probably shouldn't, but lets just say) we don't know how Nick phrased asking to come on or how it was agreed he'd show up. I don't get why Runkle wouldn't have asked Kurt about it, he can't be that unaware.

My assumption is either Nick asked for a link and promised to play nice or agreed to come on after Kurt left, before popping up whenever the fuck he felt like (I assume he could just join via link and Runkle didn't, like, stop to let him into the call).

Either way my assumption is after Kurt left, Kurt messaged Runkle to explain the situation, hence why he came back as soon as Nick was gone and stayed gone.

Runkle now knows there's actual issues and not just e-beef but still wants to give Nick the benefit of the doubt. However, Nick goes and laughs about fucking up Runkle's stream to Coomalot.

Runkle is probably more upset that Nick went and laughed about using his stream to fuck with Kurt than he is that Nick fucked with Kurt. Especially because him and Kurt seem to genuinely get along.


Edit not to post again: can Kurt copyright strike all the streams where Nick watches his cooking stuff? Gotta admit it'd be funny to see Nick get DSP'd on claims and lose his mind.
 
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I'm hoping for a Kurt HRO 🙏 😌
It'd be a very long-shot currently. Nick would have to display significantly more targeted behavior.
Runkle is probably more upset that Nick went and laughed about using his stream to fuck with Kurt than he is that Nick fucked with Kurt. Especially because him and Kurt seem to genuinely get along.
I think you’ve hit the nail on the head.
Runkle can write off "Nick and Kurt don’t like each other” as a small, contained problem. Annoying, but manageable.

But when Nick rolls onto CamelCast, flat-out lies about what happened to make himself look good, and then brags about running off talent from a children’s charity stream, potentially costing real donations from UncivilLaw’s audience and killing the momentum of a live auction – that’s a different level. At that point, Runkle – on top of being sleep-deprived – has every reason to be genuinely pissed off.
 
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But you look like a gay AIDS patient who's trying to cosplay Vega (JP: Balrog) from Street Fighter. Nice Snake Tattoo, too bad you don't have the arms, shoulders, or chest to display it properly.
I love how the snake tattoo basically just emphasizes his weak, noodly pussy arms.

That's the kind of tattoo you get to emphasize your gains (actually it is the kind you do not get because even then it is gay as all hell). Instead, it looks like a deflated balloon animal. Nick is such a fucking joke.
 
My assumption is either Nick asked for a link and promised to play nice or agreed to come on after Kurt left, before popping up whenever the fuck he felt like (I assume he could just join via link and Runkle didn't, like, stop to let him into the call).
If Runkle is to be believed (and I do since I haven't seen any reason not to), he sent Nick the link after the first time Kurt left amicably, and totally forgot that Nick still had it when Kurt came back and hopped on because he was in hour 16 or 17 at that point.

But I also agree: "Nick + Kurt can't get along" seemed manageable. Just never let them meet. But, then when Nick shows up, and Kurt politely leaves while Nick uses Runkle's kindness as a weapon against Kurt, Runkle now sees that it is "My God, Nick is an asshole," not "These two guys don't get along."
 
Speculation, but Kurt could have sent private messages to Runkle or in the stream guest chat about it. Even if he did, it was non-public and better than anything Nick did.
Nick on Camelot per transcript:

I was like, "Okay, I'll go drop in for like 10 minutes, you know, and I go in there and Kurt is in there. Kurt uh Univil Law is there on the show." And um so he sends a message in the back. He's like, "Are you are you guys going to be able to be good?" And I'm like, "Dude, I'm only gonna be on like 10 minutes. I'll behave. This is about the kids, you know? Like who cares?" Yeah. And uh and I like right as he's pulling me in, Kurt says if he tries to join this stream for the kids and then I pop in and he immediately just leaves. He just goes out. Damn. You're such a fat baby.
 
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