💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.6%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 172 24.5%
  • Total voters
    702
Pentamidine said:
Balldo ain't streamin tonight

Every "probably", "maybe", or "might" is alwaysa a "no".
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And also when Nick says he will be streaming he definitely won’t be streaming because he’s a lying liar who lies.

Depressed_Oni said:
If anything, the tight lips on the court hearing today might indicate that the judge is tired of the retarded antics of both camps.
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Tight lips could also mean bad things for Nick and Melton too. The lack of gloating from either of them is a sign.
 
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I wonder what's got Nick in a vaguely pissy mood this weekend.
 
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We don't have access to Aaron's police interview but I can basically guarantee he didn't say "pile the size of a laptop". He was likely talking about the safe - which looks like a laptop - and said that's where the cocaine is. Might have said it a little clumsy, like "It's a safe shaped sort of like a laptop, it's full of cocaine" while obviously not meaning literally completely filled with cocaine.
 
>complains about the internet being gay and retarded
>moments after vaguely tweeting about his former gay lover
Damn Nick, I wish I was as leather and cool as you
 
Pentamidine said:
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We don't have access to Aaron's police interview but I can basically guarantee he didn't say "pile the size of a laptop". He was likely talking about the safe - which looks like a laptop - and said that's where the cocaine is. Might have said it a little clumsy, like "It's a safe shaped sort of like a laptop, it's full of cocaine" while obviously not meaning literally completely filled with cocaine.
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Nick so easily forgets that he told us that the cocaine he had at the time was the last of it he was going to possess, meaning he usually possessed far more. He's also bragged that he regularly bought "in bulk," and that they railed big lines. That's not even getting into interpreting his weird remarks about how "you buy as much as you can afford" when you're doing cocaine regularly.

When you combine all the self-snitching Nick has done, it's obvious they had an obscene amount of drugs. It's striking how Nick will brag about how he bought sooo much and how he did it sooo often to the point he can recognize an 8 ball at first glance, but he also barely had any if you really think about! It must be exhausting living a perpetual lie.

Also, mind you, 19 grams is just what they found. The house was so dirty that it'd be impossible to search it for the rest of the drugs.
 
Pentamidine said:
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We don't have access to Aaron's police interview but I can basically guarantee he didn't say "pile the size of a laptop". He was likely talking about the safe - which looks like a laptop - and said that's where the cocaine is. Might have said it a little clumsy, like "It's a safe shaped sort of like a laptop, it's full of cocaine" while obviously not meaning literally completely filled with cocaine.
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Nick again shows that he has no remorse and doesn't understand why what he did was wrong
 
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I wonder what's got Nick in a vaguely pissy mood this weekend.
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My sincere advice to Rekieta is to continue relitigating his criminal case every day; that will surely fix his life. He is just one tweet away from finally explaining his situation, restoring his livestream career, sending Aaron back to jail, getting his kid “uncocained,” bringing April back into his life, and living happily ever after. Just one more tweet!
 
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New comments by Xitter user "Scarebro" (a long-term Rekieta alog, seemingly with connection to Imholte) suggest the Friday afternoon hearing was probably scrapped due to Judge Tvelton and Co. wanting to enjoy their weekend, instead of listening to a cuckold and a pedophile dodge around the question of distributing confidential data.
This may explain Rekieta's aura of frustration and "low mood", with his God-given right to talk about Aaron's penis delayed forevermore.

With the distinct lack of any new information, and Patrick Melton himself confident enough to stream on Nobody Loves Onions (during his intended hearing time), he must have received advanced warning that the day's talks were to be a nothingburger. Chalk one up for the "Nothing Ever Happens" bros, I guess?

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In nicer news, Kiwifarms sweetheart, Momma K, elaborates on her picture with Coach Scott, and her scorn towards Toelogs fucking with a small business.

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> Nick at the gym
No analysis needed for this lie.
 
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Pentamidine said:
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We don't have access to Aaron's police interview but I can basically guarantee he didn't say "pile the size of a laptop". He was likely talking about the safe - which looks like a laptop - and said that's where the cocaine is. Might have said it a little clumsy, like "It's a safe shaped sort of like a laptop, it's full of cocaine" while obviously not meaning literally completely filled with cocaine.
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Archive

Four days ago, it was 14g of cocaine. The amount of cocaine changes almost as much as its whereabouts.
 
CoomerTine said:
Did Nick not realize Scott Weiland died from a cocaine overdose?
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But that’s so funny, and weird! :really:
RaptInPlastic said:
Rekieta using the same excuse twice "going to see Predator" is a bizarre new version of driving his kids around. I wonder if it's for the same reason, going to buy drugs, or something equally slimy.
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It’s his “I have to return some videotapes.”
 
Pentamidine said:
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We don't have access to Aaron's police interview but I can basically guarantee he didn't say "pile the size of a laptop". He was likely talking about the safe - which looks like a laptop - and said that's where the cocaine is. Might have said it a little clumsy, like "It's a safe shaped sort of like a laptop, it's full of cocaine" while obviously not meaning literally completely filled with cocaine.
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They should attach this xeet to the definition of "whataboutism". If you have 1g of coke in a house with children you should kill yourself, fuck off skelly.
 
daffodils said:
Four days ago, it was 14g of cocaine.
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Why do you people keep mentioning the 8 grams of cocaine?, it's not such a big deal. Has none of you ever railed a line or two out of your 5 gram stash? Never shared your two grams with friends? Nobody gets done in for a single gram baggie, why would Nick?

You kiwiprudes are making a mountain out of half a line of coco that he tried once and didn't even like.
 
Harm said:
Also, mind you, 19 grams is just what they found. The house was so dirty that it'd be impossible to search it for the rest of the drugs.
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They found 26. I'd assume a certain amount of that weight was containers.
 
These are the correct response to a cuckold junkie with varying amounts of narcotics and/or plea status:
  • 19g = "Kill yourself, junkie."
  • 16g = "Kill yourself, junkie."
  • 1kg = "Kill yourself, junkie."
  • 1g = "Kill yourself, junkie."
  • Charged with drug possession and child neglect = "Kill yourself, junkie."
  • Charged with drug possession and child neglect, but negotiated to drop the charges (but explicitly can be brought back by the prosecution if probation is violated): "Kill yourself, junkie."
Please take note for any discussion with a drug abuser, in any situation, "Kill yourself, junkie." is always the the correct choice.
 
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