DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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shekelshoah666
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I mean.. he dropped every other game besides like Pokemon and Truck therapy what the fuck else is he gonna play if he drops CoD? lmao the next game is like... Metroid Prime 4? I see Mario Galaxy 2 is returning a 3rd time after being dropped twice... talk about fucking desperate.
His schedule is pretty fucking grim
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if I find myself playing Mario, Pokemon, and Call of Duty for almost 20 years I feel like I would be justified in hanging myself.
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You're doing it wrong. It is: SUFFAH, Phil, SUFFAH! also
HE'S GAY! HE'S A BUM! KHET IS FAT!
Too bad Phil isn't playing Arc Raiders but on the other hand I can see why he isn't: that game is PVEPVP which means anytime a human player comes along he is a potential target / attacker. Just think of what must be going through his head (like so beautifully shown in the Dented Zone) "This might be detractor attacking me, ruining my game. I am a pro level player I can't looose to a detractor" And of course he would absolutely disable voice chat because he is a pussy
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Also he legally needs glasses to drive. He's finally aged into the bracket where you start losing close vision as well. This is why during Smark Gays 2.0 we saw the glasses to look at his trading cards, and on a couple DSP Deepthroats Solidified Corn Fats. These unfortunately are not his actual prescription glasses, as he basically in the past has gotten them precisely when he was legally required to get them and used them to get his drivers license renewed, then promptly never touched them again. He drives illegally without glasses it's evident every fucking day he needs (can't see clearly on TV 8ish feet away), and now he needs bifocals because he can't see NEAR either lol which means he likely has no idea how fast nor where he is going. I am genuinely curious how spooky it is to be shotgun in his car while he's swerving through traffic "doing everything correct, and nothing wrong" while prestreaming about random things with angry interjected rants about traffic mishaps he's causing like some kind of cursed, crystal-infected Mr Magoo.
This is incredibly true. Consider this for a moment. You cannot recreate or simulate another person's mind or reactions given their situation, what do you put on it? For a normal person, anxiety fills the blanks. For a narcissist? Whatever suits you best. Autism and Narcissism are wild to see in combo.
I can't think of any streamer or youtuber who would WANT to or think an audience WANTS that. People can find whatever flavor of streamer they want nowadays so a lot tend to find a personality or sense of humor they like, of which DSP's personality is shit and his sense of humor is, well, shit.
Realistically, COD the way he plays it doesn't seem competitive. It seems like brain off, run in, shoot, do thing, maybe die or kill dudes. Very fast paced, low to no consequences to garbage gameplay. He's still regularly unlocking things and getting the dopamine animations/sound effects. He shoots one bullet into a guy's testicle while someone else perforates the guy's brain, I see him still get +100 for an elimination. Very forgiving and gay. He also spends a lot of time firing at, throwing grenades at, and refusing to cooperate with his teammates. Duh you have better survival odds if you push together with others. He's a lead weight on a team running off alone, full sprint, to die to the first dude he spots. Everytime I watch him play it I get angry because YOU CAN HEAR THE OTHER PLAYERS FOOTSTEPS yet he still full sprints at all times. Why put headphones on at all. Slow reflexes, no cooperation, bad aim (again, he's usually very genital focused with aiming, come on shoot at the higher head you retard), no using sound cues or any amount of strategy and perhaps the worst, he never...never looks at the map. What the fuck.
Arc Raiders he doesn't have the benefit of having 50% of the match being teammates, who both distract enemies and will not shoot him. In ANY game with a deathmatch mode (far superior for adrenaline chads) he would be fucking toast.
Lunar Locust
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His Kofi account was found this last summer because he used the same user name (TheycallmeDSP) that he uses for literally everything- Including his discord and WWEC account.. Of course he's learned nothing. Because he's an 80iq, autistic faggot.
Free Jasper
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What’s the under/over on time until Phil compares Trump suing the BBC to him suing detractors?
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OH GEE, WHAT A SURPRISE. Phil malding at 2am and being an Internet Tough Guy. Asmon had best ignore him.
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The Kasino guys are probably laughing their asses of while enjoying their free time thinking that Phil has just given them more content then he ever did while he collabed with them
Free Jasper
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Going HARD on that gin tonight!!
Yeah, this is the way to improve the perception of you among normies, Phil….
One of the biggest pig related laughs I’ve had in ages is how absolutely butthurt he gets about people talking about him when he does the exact same thing about LTG and formerly wings. And these days he doesn’t even try to pretend there’s a difference or he’s not hypocritical; he’s so mentally gone he’s just a rambling wreck.
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Wouldn't surprise me if he sent Asmon a three page document detailing his legacy as khantent creator, the whole pre-stream spiel and a half-assed "if you really want to make content about me invite me on your stream, lets collab!".
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This is basically the same shit as when rich tweeted about DSP's dumb take "My viewers are lazy" He doesn't like it when his stupid takes are spread among the world. He rather wants to has it out behind the scenes. The thing is though that this retard always forgets that he is a public person. he MAKES himself publicly known by streaming nearly every day. He is just as dumb as those liberal TikToker's who cry fould when LibOfTikTok spreads their insane takes to the world. Like my guy what do you think would happen when you shout into the wide world? Nobody will listen or make their own opinion?
I wonder if Phil regrets saying "It doesn't matter if it's honest, it's still an answer". That quote's a perfect demonstration of the kind of person he is, and the fact that he still occasionally tries to justify it all this time later suggests that he's particularly tilted about how people reacted to it.
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WOOOAAAAHHHHH BUDDY! I bet Asmons heart skipped a beat when he opened his phone and saw this. That’s gotta be absolutely terrifying to know that THE PP Burnell is making demands of you over the italicized “I“ Internet! I hope he’s ready to apologize personally, because daddy just got home
johnkimble123
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One thing about Phil I think that people lose track of is that, if he had any real power or clout, the amount of vindictive bullshit he would do to people just because is off the charts. He's an example of why people like him deserve to always be stomped on, as it's not "punching down" it's more like avoiding the "give an inch, take a mile" kind of thing. When people talk about winning the lottery, the first thing they mention isn't "sue my haters into oblivion". Not Phil, he has no aspirations or goals, he's just a bitch who revels in other's misery, again super ironic given all his rants about how people do that to him.
Last year with his supposed backing of PPP, how much did Phil start puffing his chest out acting like he was better than people? He spent thousands fixing his god awful setup to take it from poverty to poverty but shiny and acted like he was hot shit. Luckily for him because at his heart, Phil is also a spineless pussy who will pull his punches, he didn't actually push any buttons to get him actually fucked up.
King of Hateful Slurs
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"DM me personally so I can lie to you directly and stop watching me on stream!"
Total pussy Hasan style behavior. You're not intimidating Phil at all.
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"stop talking about me like a bitch"
But Phil is a bitch??? Don't see what the issue is here big guy.
Phil. I hope you get the bubonic plague still you faggot.
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I know he has played Counter strike before and I’m pretty sure he played CS2 after it came out but I would love to see him play it again with actual good players on face-it or something. He would quit it so fucking fast. If he sucks this bad at cod and can’t do simple things like listen for footsteps or aim at something that’s not the groin then he would get btfo and I’d love to see that.
Since his audience (unironic dsp fans) are a just a bundle of rerards then he’s best off at getting more games like Pokémon. But of course, he will just play the next new game and then bitch about it and the lolcow DSP cycle continues. Very susseful.
johnkimble123
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Apologies in advance for catching up on the week, which is honestly the best way to consume Phil's shitty content
Fun reminder how many times he's said this since fatty appeared on camera,
Also funny because of how many times he's said it in that span too.
Saying you have to clean the slate at a time where you can barely get credit is wild. Saying that you bought a fuck ton of stuff on Klarna/Affirm when you had money coming in to pay it off is even wilder. Phil is the type of person to always fall for 0% APR shit and never pay the debt down before the interest hits. Nothing he could do.
It's wild that, when he had more money than he was making for years all come in at once, thousands of dollars of items were donated at the same time. But when his money is not as liquid and 30% of most of it goes to Google, donated items aren't a thing. Also wild... anon tips were few & far between during the Kino arc, first day after break up, $100 anon tip.
WHERE'S THE CAHNTEXT! He said he doesn't have a scheduled day of shopping with her for another 2-3 weeks.
Fun reminder how many times he's said this since fatty appeared on camera,
Also funny because of how many times he's said it in that span too.
I think everybody has one of those moments with Phil. The only thing you can ever be jealous of his how many chances dumb fuck has gotten to not be who he is. Unlike most lolcows, the worst you can say is he was coddled through youth, but unlike fat white trash like Wings, he was put through private school and even had a nepobaby job to fall back on when he failed after college. And still ended up like this.
It's also good to note that the FGC arc was before Youtube, strictly when AOL, forums & IRC were the means of internet communication. Phil was such a piece of shit at this time that normies who just were in the same place because they liked fighting games, so not people entirely online like today, saw that Phil was a disingenuous asshole and treated him as such. Phil has a 25 year legacy of being a piece of shit on the internet. I don't think any other lolcows have that.
Fun note that she got banned for going all antisemitic I believe right after October 7th and hasn't come back. But proof that you can just fuck off from being a streamer and have a normal life for the most part. If Phil somehow became office manager of some random company in Seattle and never streamed/tweeted again, nobody would know. I think he truly overestimates how much people would care about him if he went away.
Sorry another fun note... at the time of bankruptcy, he had 3 debts. IRS for unpaid taxes, condo & car. Car's 6 year loan is long since paid off. House is at a not awful rate and below market value. And IRS shouldn't be an issue because it's just % of his profits, which we know he inflated expenses for to reduce.
Saying you have to clean the slate at a time where you can barely get credit is wild. Saying that you bought a fuck ton of stuff on Klarna/Affirm when you had money coming in to pay it off is even wilder. Phil is the type of person to always fall for 0% APR shit and never pay the debt down before the interest hits. Nothing he could do.
Phil's logic is "I see you first on my screen, therefore you should die". Or better yet, "I want to shoot you with a headshot, therefore the game should give me a headshot that kills you first". Execution is not important in his head.
If you know The Office, Phil is really the worst qualities of David Brent & Michael Scott put together. His career ceiling was middle manager and you know he would be dying to be liked/feared by his employees. Best he can do now is daycare for retards.
Worst thing you can ever do to Phil is repeat his words back to him. That's slander, libel, defamation, defecation, it's preposterous.