DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Very Honest Content said:
Only partially true, Jersh wouldn't have reinstated the subforum a few years ago if he hated the board, the dentractors however are the penultimate gear grinder for him is fair to say though, after the gay pedophile at the gates and his ilk.

Wait just a minute. Gay pedophile at the gates...and it's NOT Derich Ip? Inconceivable?
Click to expand...
You can only sperg and post dumb shit if its in another subforum and not this one that's just how it works brother. Want to sperg the fuck out about whatever and talk about fucking with people or have multiple page tardrages? cool man there's 20 boards for that but you don't disavow some dude coming on here who never posted before saying he fucked with DSP fast enough? Shut it the fuck down.

Can you imagine if we got the slack the fatties in the Beauty Parlor do? or the libtards in A&H? We need equal rights ASAP!
 
thebigdream said:
than "DSP bad" + a bunch of random metaphors.
Click to expand...
imagine that this little castle that DSP walks into is not a castle, but a bus stop. and imagine that in the mushroom kingdom, buses operate on a very very specific schedule, such that every 0.35 seconds, a bus departs a station and takes its passengers to the following level. so no matter how quickly you play a level, you have to wait for the next bus to depart to get there. and what this means is that when you speed during the game you don't have to play each level perfectly to avoid losing time, you just have to play each level of wwe champions well enough to get on the same bus as somebody who did play perfectly.
 
Balr0g said:
So now we have a different tactic in comparism to Sir Moist? Because to him he was all bitch made like "Hey why don't we talk for 15 minutes and be cool and all" and now he is dissing the Roach King? Maybe the KC arc gave him some fake balls because a real confrontation between Dave and Asmon would probably end with Phil getting humiliated. Btw that is the same guy who was on his knees begging not to be ebaten up or in general was very quiet in SF competitions. And don't forget he quiets the voice chat in every game that has it because he is afraid of what people would say. in short: Darksfadil is trash
Click to expand...

Not that Phil lashing out at people face-to-face would be a good thing, but in a certain way I could respect the consistency. Him being so full of piss and vinegar in his safe space while being timid whenever he has to directly interact with anyone just drives home that he has no redeeming values at all.
 
I'm like 30 seconds in and its already peak ridiculous man baby. There is no way this goes on for the 20-30 minutes that RawPhil has labeled as "asmongold rant", right? Right?!

Why? Why? Why is there no responsibility or repercussions? You just created an actual piece of slander or defamation? Why are you not held accountable for it? Because you're some big shot? No, fuck that. Everyone should be held accountable for their actions on the internet.

Holy fuck... What do you even say? 43 years old... FORTY THREE YEARS OLD, and doesn't know what slander or libel are. Doesn't know they are both forms of defamation. Doesn't understand that the party responsible for holding a party accountable for defamation is the aggrieved party via suing in civil court. How the fuck are you in your 40s and don't know this? How? How, Phil?!

To me, this is worse than Cyraxx going on rants about how he is working with the Feds and that KiwiFarms is a "state sponsored terrorist organization" because Cyraxx is objectively retarded and genetically deformed. Phil has no excuse to be this stupid and out of touch.
 
JackingOffGeorgeLucas said:
imagine that this little castle that DSP walks into is not a castle, but a bus stop. and imagine that in the mushroom kingdom, buses operate on a very very specific schedule, such that every 0.35 seconds, a bus departs a station and takes its passengers to the following level. so no matter how quickly you play a level, you have to wait for the next bus to depart to get there. and what this means is that when you speed during the game you don't have to play each level perfectly to avoid losing time, you just have to play each level of wwe champions well enough to get on the same bus as somebody who did play perfectly.
Click to expand...
I'm losing frayumes with this flagpole glitch dood! How am I supposed to beat cosmic's speedrun like this, mayun, khamannn!
 
A
a
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
I'm like 30 seconds in and its already peak ridiculous man baby. There is no way this goes on for the 20-30 minutes that RawPhil has labeled as "asmongold rant", right? Right?!

Why? Why? Why is there no responsibility or repercussions? You just created an actual piece of slander or defamation? Why are you not held accountable for it? Because you're some big shot? No, fuck that. Everyone should be held accountable for their actions on the internet.

Holy fuck... What do you even say? 43 years old... FORTY THREE YEARS OLD, and doesn't know what slander or libel are. Doesn't know they are both forms of defamation. Doesn't understand that the party responsible for holding a party accountable for defamation is the aggrieved party via suing in civil court. How the fuck are you in your 40s and don't know this? How? How, Phil?!

To me, this is worse than Cyraxx going on rants about how he is working with the Feds and that KiwiFarms is a "state sponsored terrorist organization" because Cyraxx is objectively retarded and genetically deformed. Phil has no excuse to be this stupid and out of touch.
Click to expand...
Sometimes I empathize with people that get called shit online and can see how insane the Internet is but there's always a phil burnell type out there who would sit talking shit about everyone and abuse the fuck out of any form of takedown system if they received the same back to them in an instant.

Phil is just trying to pity party when he really deserves way more shit than he gets and he's a little bitch and also a nigger. He's talked so much shit about wanting game developers to be homeless as well as everything else but cries like a baby whenever anyone listens to what he's actually saying which is literally always just begging and being a faggot.

I hope the mold in his house continues to prosper and he catches the bubonic plague.
 
Its not even some giant masterplan to slander and bully phil like he tries to describe it. Its pretty simple- asmongold saw a clip of phil acting shitty, and thought it would be interesting and funny to react to. Its one of a hundred clips he probably watches per day. Is the expectation that he should really do a deep dive investigation into every 45 second clip he reacts to and get everyone's side of the story before commenting on it? It's really not that serious.

The solution is actually pretty easy, if you dont want clips of yourself acting shitty being shared on the internet, maybe don't livestream yourself being shitty every single day. That would solve the problem.

I'm really not sure why its everyone else's responsibility to whitewash your reputation. Why does asmongold owe you an opportunity to start over with a clean slate? Especially when you've already stated you're under no obligation to even be truthful during interviews so what's the point of reaching out for your side of the story? To give you a platform to lie?
 
Stonewall Jackson said:
Asmon's clip channel posted some of the crashout:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gUbW4EUaxwQ
Click to expand...
Incoming another 30min+ rant about asmongold and detractors and people punchin down at him

Si vis pacem para bellum said:
played every franchise you've ever heard of but remembers
Click to expand...
Something I find really fun, is each time he mentions a game he's a fake fan of to go check on pig pig go every mentions of it and count how many retcons it had.
There's something really absurd about being 43yo and having to lie about which games you played in the past that makes the whole thing really funny
 
Hectic Heckler said:
He passive-aggressively called Asmongold a bitch for not "saying it directly to Phil's face" that he has "a problem" with DarksydePhil. Gotta love his daily crashouts man. Pure psychotic gold.

Also: His streams are becoming more and more about him whining to his chat like they're his therapist, but they pay HIM to hear him complain!
Click to expand...
Asmon should be informed on that big bad fgc man who was going to beat up poor little alcoholic phily in a parking lot.
 
neger psykolog said:
Wow you're getting angrier than whore beater Burnell gets at his bitches when they don't wake up from being "sick" to make him dinner.

You should fix yourself a hungry man frozen TV dinner and watch 5 copies of the same DVD while you drink a gallon of gin n' cherry juice (for da gout) while your fat bitch wife messes up dinner again before you have a heart attack or something.
Click to expand...
DarkFuhDillz said:
You’re suppose to pay the nickel, point, laugh and exit the tent. If you’re this mad now you just going to lose ya mind from here on out
Click to expand...
Its performative anger mixed with genuinely being tired after so many years of The Guy, but if my cursing out Phil is annoying or causing worry I'll tone it down. No hard feelings.
 
Sampi said:
I fear that this asmongold thing will be kino casino 2.0 and bait some new whales .
Click to expand...
Phil is gonna have whales for the rest of his life, regardless of how they find him, and no amount of whale money is going to make him not poor, not stupid or not miserable. Don't sweat it, it's not that serious.
 
Sampi said:
I fear that this asmongold thing will be kino casino 2.0 and bait some new whales .
Click to expand...
Based more money for Scopely and Amazon they will be eating good!
Coke Zero said:
Its not even some giant masterplan to slander and bully phil like he tries to describe it. Its pretty simple- asmongold saw a clip of phil acting shitty, and thought it would be interesting and funny to react to. Its one of a hundred clips he probably watches per day. Is the expectation that he should really do a deep dive investigation into every 45 second clip he reacts to and get everyone's side of the story before commenting on it? It's really not that serious.

The solution is actually pretty easy, if you dont want clips of yourself acting shitty being shared on the internet, maybe don't livestream yourself being shitty every single day. That would solve the problem.

I'm really not sure why its everyone else's responsibility to whitewash your reputation. Why does asmongold owe you an opportunity to start over with a clean slate? Especially when you've already stated you're under no obligation to even be truthful during interviews so what's the point of reaching out for your side of the story? To give you a platform to lie?
Click to expand...
Pretty much. He used to at least control himself a bit but post KC every single day you get multiple rants at someone or something. The begging is so out of control now no matter how much $$$ he has you could get 10-20 clips of that a day very easily that make him look like an actual beggar.

My favorite is when someone gives him $150 to start the stream after he says "If you get me to $150 I won't have to talk about money" and then he proceeds to talk about money just as much if not more than he usually does.
 
Stonewall Jackson said:
Asmon's clip channel posted some of the crashout:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gUbW4EUaxwQ
Click to expand...
I know he only goes for clickbait faggotry, but I really wish he chose a different phrase besides "ended someone's career". Now we're going to have to hear Phil's "I'm never leaving, I'll always be here and that's why I'm successful" rant for the dozenth time in the last few months.
 
Alex Jones? He thinks people who laugh at him on the internet should be financially ruined like Alex Jones? He can't be serious. I know he is. But this just can't be serious.

The same 43 year old man who is on record saying he has no obligation to be truthful, wants society at large to come down on people who clip and react to raw footage of him that isn't manipulated because those content creators have an obligation to be truthful? Really Phil?

Already said it before, but truly everything he says in this is a slightly higher IQ version of a Cyraxx rant, where its throwing around important serious sounding legal terms to scare the trolls into not picking on him anymore while simultaneously crying about being the only person around who its okay to pick on. This faggot is literally crying about why Asmon and people like him have immunity? Crying where are the repercussions, the accountability, the culpability. All the while avoiding that the only one responsible for seeking retribution is Phil and putting it all on some idea of society at large should cancel the people mean to him, the platforms should hold standards that are not being mean to him.

It's almost magical that Phil can be this fucking dented, delusional and pathetic.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom