DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Phil had this rant that basically explained why the only people you really see him try to dunk on are guys like Wings and RTU, and why he basically never mentions Andy but constantly focuses on Ashton when its a Kino rant. In Phil's simpleton narc brain, he is above all men fatter than him, and has this idea that they literally can't say ANYTHING back to him, because... he isn't as fat as them.

It seems that blacks also fall in this category for Phil, especially with the being a valedictorian of a low class private school as someone who puts in zero effort inflating this attitude, where Phil thinks blacks have no right to clap back at him, in the same way he thinks obese cows have no right to clap back at him. Which really makes all the latent homosexual lusting for LTG extra creepy too.

It really is just more shit that fits into Phil being a maxed out NPD and a mama's boy to a CT/RI wannabe yuppie woman.

Phil is either seething and attempting to stain and tear down those he views as better than him (in a singular way); all his bitching about people more successful than him (famous streamers/coporate execs) or people who are way more capable and intelligent than him (coders/doctors). Or he is punching down on those he views himself to be better than (in a singular way); him focusing on giant fat fucks and seemingly blacks.

And the attacks are usually either female insults to incels (mouth droolers in mom's basement) or bro insults (calling people book smart as an insult or gay/sissies).

The mix of maxxing out NPD while having no mental bandwidth makes Phil the most one dimensional spaz ever.
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that's about the only thing Phil is right about. Being blimp-sized is a massive character flaw.
 
Phil apparently has been buying the different "components" for Thanksgiving dinner bit by bit in order to not exceed his food budget. He must have quite literally zero savings, and without access to credit due to his bankruptcy, he has to scrimp in order to afford Thanksgiving at all. Guess they don't let you use Klarna at the grocery store.

He's a BUM!
 

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Eekum Bokum said:
Also he had to look up if the Phalanx formation was Roman or Greek. A dent had to tell him, his dents know more about his supposed ancestral heritage than he does.
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His dents know a lot more than he does about a lot of different subjects, which is why it's so funny to me that he sits there and feels compelled to break down every little, minute detail about something as simple as "American Thanksgiving" as if the dents in his chat aren't all 30-something year olds. Like, I know they are retarded, but I feel like he explains those things a little too excessively.
 
Phil once again made r/LivestreamFail:

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A Greyhound in a Coat said:
Phil apparently has been buying the different "components" for Thanksgiving dinner bit by bit in order to not exceed his food budget. He must have quite literally zero savings, and without access to credit due to his bankruptcy, he has to scrimp in order to afford Thanksgiving at all. Guess they don't let you use Klarna at the grocery store.

He's a BUM!
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I don't think he quite grasps how close to the edge he is (financially). For anyone else in this situation there would be a sense of urgency, but Phil is just totally oblivious.
 
A Greyhound in a Coat said:
Phil apparently has been buying the different "components" for Thanksgiving dinner bit by bit in order to not exceed his food budget. He must have quite literally zero savings, and without access to credit due to his bankruptcy, he has to scrimp in order to afford Thanksgiving at all. Guess they don't let you use Klarna at the grocery store.

He's a BUM!
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His mom isn't sending him a QVC Thanksgiving dinner? Did his parents finally got tired of his shit?
 
A Greyhound in a Coat said:
Phil apparently has been buying the different "components" for Thanksgiving dinner bit by bit in order to not exceed his food budget. He must have quite literally zero savings, and without access to credit due to his bankruptcy, he has to scrimp in order to afford Thanksgiving at all. Guess they don't let you use Klarna at the grocery store.

He's a BUM!
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He's probably lying since he's thinking what to say. He can't trust Kat to make Thanksgiving dinner, she supposedly fucks up everything.

Interesting that I guess Mommy no longer is buying QVC Thanksgiving Din Din for her baby retard.
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
Phil had this rant that basically explained why the only people you really see him try to dunk on are guys like Wings and RTU, and why he basically never mentions Andy but constantly focuses on Ashton when its a Kino rant. In Phil's simpleton narc brain, he is above all men fatter than him, and has this idea that they literally can't say ANYTHING back to him, because... he isn't as fat as them.

It seems that blacks also fall in this category for Phil, especially with the being a valedictorian of a low class private school as someone who puts in zero effort inflating this attitude, where Phil thinks blacks have no right to clap back at him, in the same way he thinks obese cows have no right to clap back at him. Which really makes all the latent homosexual lusting for LTG extra creepy too.

It really is just more shit that fits into Phil being a maxed out NPD and a mama's boy to a CT/RI wannabe yuppie woman.

Phil is either seething and attempting to stain and tear down those he views as better than him (in a singular way); all his bitching about people more successful than him (famous streamers/coporate execs) or people who are way more capable and intelligent than him (coders/doctors). Or he is punching down on those he views himself to be better than (in a singular way); him focusing on giant fat fucks and seemingly blacks.

And the attacks are usually either female insults to incels (mouth droolers in mom's basement) or bro insults (calling people book smart as an insult or gay/sissies).

The mix of maxxing out NPD while having no mental bandwidth makes Phil the most one dimensional spaz ever.
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This is funny, considering his wife is as big as wings, rtu, PPP.
Every comment he makes about their weight is a reflect attack back at his wife.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
He's probably lying since he's thinking what to say. He can't trust Kat to make Thanksgiving dinner, she supposedly fucks up everything.

Interesting that I guess Mommy no longer is buying QVC Thanksgiving Din Din for her baby retard.
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He was saying some nonsense about how they are getting one thing for Thanksgiving a week from mid-October until Thanksgiving because it's like is less to have to worry about or something. The not being able to afford it all in one go makes a lot more sense though, this is someone who becomes desperate to get that Kick money when its the day before he gets access to it, so he clearly is on a beg check to beg check lifestyle.

He also says they got "Turkey Roast" which definitely isn't what someone who got a turkey says.

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Because of course it is. Would you expect anything different?
 
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Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
He was saying some nonsense about how they are getting one thing for Thanksgiving a week from mid-October until Thanksgiving because it's like is less to have to worry about or something. The not being able to afford it all in one go makes a lot more sense though, this is someone who becomes desperate to get that Kick money when its the day before he gets access to it, so he clearly is on a beg check to beg check lifestyle.

He also says they got "Turkey Roast" which definitely isn't what someone who got a turkey says.

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Because of course it is. Would you expect anything different?
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Phil's thanksgiving meals just become more and more pre-processed and low effort - just like his content!

I await the day when Phil and his mysteriously absent wife just buy a foodbag and suck it down through a crudely forged funnel
 
MC Law said:
Where did Duncefelter come from? He wasnt around before Kick. Now he is Phil’s number one bitch
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He's a fucking LARPer that thinks he's cute being a moderator for Phil while not giving money, and he's in chat EVERY NIGHT. It's still fucking dented.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
He's probably lying since he's thinking what to say. He can't trust Kat to make Thanksgiving dinner, she supposedly fucks up everything.

Interesting that I guess Mommy no longer is buying QVC Thanksgiving Din Din for her baby retard.
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Honestly DSP lies about everything. The only truths we have gotten were from external sources he can't control, or trickle truthing after those facts. He's just sensitive that his mom's mail order slop is yet another "she combed my hair till I was 17" moment he can't take back.
Cucktry Roads said:
He's a fucking LARPer that thinks he's cute being a moderator for Phil while not giving money, and he's in chat EVERY NIGHT. It's still fucking dented.
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So, I think he's a dent because he's in kick chat, giving phil money by keeping his viewership over 75 on average, and also banning people over the DSP ego shit. Do I think he'd betray Phil eventually? Yeah. Has Phil already shat on him, thus any sane person would leave? Yeah. But by banning people with names that aren't breaking any rules, just hurting Phil's extremely fragile feelings, he's helping Phil. So his choices are just no good in that regard. But I do want to play devil's advocate for a moment and say, as I will idle in a restreamer and watch chats, he's said things when Phil is busy, moreso early Kick streams than now, that clue me in that he's been detracting about as long as I have. Possibly even the same origin (ancient 4chan /v/ threads). The way he talks when he has a longer message has at least once made me wonder if I was exposed to him during the SoK era but it's impossible to tell.
 
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