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Law said:
I guess they tried to make the brown stick figure, who scores a 12 on the masculinity index (?), have slightly bigger shoulders?
It's also funny/disturbing that they made the female stick figures get progressively skinnier arms and legs.
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This is what trans women actually believe.
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"If you're a brunette who didn't hit the genetic lottery of shapely hips and big tits, you're more of a man on the gender spectrum than Barbie here" - Troons, coping about being gross.
They really are so fucking selfish. Do you know how devastated that would make me feel if I was a teenage girl and I just got served by some man in a dress for not looking like a John K. picture of a hot woman? Young girls have enough body image problems as it is, they don't need to be told that they're manlier just because they don't look like a ridiculous fucking caricature.
 
Am I a Barbie, or a G.I. Joe?
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Comfy Summer said:
It's a good thing, your brain is more tuned to perceive danger.


The meme never gets old.

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He is part of the episcopal church, they talk about troons more than Jesus over there.
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The EpiscopAl Church has a troon wing that is never not hilariously awful. Just take a look at this fucking Eucharist:
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No church or chapel to host = uses hotel meeting room
No altar = uses buffet table w tablecloth
No vase(?!) = use a bottle
No paten = just use a normal plate
No chalice = just use a normal wineglass
No altar bread = just use two dinner rolls
No vestments except cringe African pattern stoles on white ministers = ok that’s fine
No candles = whatever
Attended = 10 or fewer

It’s like Chris Chan levels of lazy improvisation tbh. I wonder if they did a special troon version of the Eucharistic prayer or a sermon about troon Jesus.
 
Law said:
This is an example of "male as default". Men get to be normal, unmarked stick-figures, women need to be the "othered", "marked category" - marked with skirts, pigtails, what have you. This insidiously sexist cliche also shows up in cartoons, when a male fish or badger gets to be just a regular fish or badger, but a female fish or badger needs eyelashes, human-like breasts, and lipstick. You actually don't see as much "male as default" stuff now as you used to, because people realized how sexist it was and started to back away from it. Of course for brickhons the sexism is a feature not a bug. AGP brickhons don't view women as human beings who just happen to be female, they view women as practically a different species. It's why for them, "becoming a women" is so thrilling and offers such a break from their normal life.
It also led to this part of the graph, which I find completely hilarious:
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This is an example of a woman's autistic shit fit. :stress: imagine whining and claiming you're "othered" because of a subtle distinction. A similar argument could be made in the opposite direction by men, but its not because we're not a collective of whiny faggots lmao.
 
Stan said:
The EpiscopAl Church has a troon wing that is never not hilariously awful. Just take a look at this fucking Eucharist:

No church or chapel to host = uses hotel meeting room
No altar = uses buffet table w tablecloth
No vase(?!) = use a bottle
No paten = just use a normal plate
No chalice = just use a normal wineglass
No altar bread = just use two dinner rolls
No vestments except cringe African pattern stoles on white ministers = ok that’s fine
No candles = whatever
Attended = 10 or fewer

It’s like Chris Chan levels of lazy improvisation tbh. I wonder if they did a special troon version of the Eucharistic prayer or a sermon about troon Jesus.
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They have a "rite of renaming" that sounds very troon-coded, I was raised Catholic and never heard of it before
When an event or experience leads a baptized person to take or to be given a
new name, the following may be used to mark this transition in the parish
community. It is expected that the presider or someone appointed by the presider
has prepared the candidate for this rite through pastoral conversation and
theological reflection.

(...)

Throughout the rite, the pronouns “they,” “their,” and “them” are used, with
corresponding verb forms. These pronouns should be adapted to the preference
of the person receiving or claiming the new name, with appropriate adjustment
to the accompanying verbs.
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Stan said:
The EpiscopAl Church has a troon wing that is never not hilariously awful. Just take a look at this fucking Eucharist:
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No church or chapel to host = uses hotel meeting room
No altar = uses buffet table w tablecloth
No vase(?!) = use a bottle
No paten = just use a normal plate
No chalice = just use a normal wineglass
No altar bread = just use two dinner rolls
No vestments except cringe African pattern stoles on white ministers = ok that’s fine
No candles = whatever
Attended = 10 or fewer

It’s like Chris Chan levels of lazy improvisation tbh. I wonder if they did a special troon version of the Eucharistic prayer or a sermon about troon Jesus.
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Holy shit, this is like a where's Waldo of "Can you find all the blasphemies in this picture?" and I'm not talking about the actual troons.
I like the idea that they have to do this because the church told them "Yeah fella, we will accept you but there's no way you're doing this inside the fucking church"
 
Stan said:
It’s like Chris Chan levels of lazy improvisation tbh
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I want to amend this statement, it’s specifically Stephanie Cianfriglia levels of lazy improvisation. I can’t believe none of these ministers had access to a chalice. Ceramic chalices and patens aren’t expensive, but watching them do this with hotel china and glassware is so cringey for me.



Anyway I also want to share photos of this brick hon vicar:
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Name: Bingo Allison
Tagline: “When I’m wearing my collar, it lets children know that is okay.” (What a quote to lead with)
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Comfy Summer said:
They have a "rite of renaming" that sounds very troon-coded, I was raised Catholic and never heard of it before

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It’s very new (passed General Convention in 2019) and YES it’s super troon coded. The tell is the pointed use of they them pronouns. Book of Common prayer usually defaults to he/him pronouns and italicizes it so you know you can use she/her or they/them in reference to a group of people. This service in BOS breaking with that convention to center thembies tells you this service is for thin skinned faggots who need the validation of other people to feel content.

I really hate that church leadership is this locked in to the girlcock, because troons basically don’t worship, they don’t pledge, they’re not gonna have kids to raise in the faith, so what’s the point? They get to waste our oxygen telling us how Jesus is acktually a troon?
 
Stan said:
I want to amend this statement, it’s specifically Stephanie Cianfriglia levels of lazy improvisation. I can’t believe none of these ministers had access to a chalice. Ceramic chalices and patens aren’t expensive, but watching them do this with hotel china and glassware is so cringey for me.



Anyway I also want to share photos of this brick hon vicar:
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Name: Bingo Allison
Tagline: “When I’m wearing my collar, it lets children know that is okay.” (What a quote to lead with)
Link

It’s very new (passed General Convention in 2019) and YES it’s super troon coded. The tell is the pointed use of they them pronouns. Book of Common prayer usually defaults to he/him pronouns and italicizes it so you know you can use she/her or they/them in reference to a group of people. This service in BOS breaking with that convention to center thembies tells you this service is for thin skinned faggots who need the validation of other people to feel content.

I really hate that church leadership is this locked in to the girlcock, because troons basically don’t worship, they don’t pledge, they’re not gonna have kids to raise in the faith, so what’s the point? They get to waste our oxygen telling us how Jesus is acktually a troon?
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John 11:35 :story:
 
Stan said:
The EpiscopAl Church has a troon wing that is never not hilariously awful. Just take a look at this fucking Eucharist:
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No church or chapel to host = uses hotel meeting room
No altar = uses buffet table w tablecloth
No vase(?!) = use a bottle
No paten = just use a normal plate
No chalice = just use a normal wineglass
No altar bread = just use two dinner rolls
No vestments except cringe African pattern stoles on white ministers = ok that’s fine
No candles = whatever
Attended = 10 or fewer

It’s like Chris Chan levels of lazy improvisation tbh. I wonder if they did a special troon version of the Eucharistic prayer or a sermon about troon Jesus.
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At this point they should just make their own religion. It's way more fun, you can make up all the lore you want and whatever religion this is supposed to be is probably warped beyond recognition by this point.

I mean, troonism is already kind of a religion. Might as well get some artwork and some bibles commissioned on Twitter.
 
Stan said:
Tagline: “When I’m wearing my collar, it lets children know that is okay.” (What a quote to lead with)
Link
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Lmao, beyond parody.
Stan said:
It’s very new (passed General Convention in 2019) and YES it’s super troon coded. The tell is the pointed use of they them pronouns. Book of Common prayer usually defaults to he/him pronouns and italicizes it so you know you can use she/her or they/them in reference to a group of people.
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So they basically created a new sacrament just for troons, amazing. If they simply tolerated troons it'd be one thing, but they make a big deal out of it.

I don't know how these churches survive, it's repulsive for anyone other than troons and woke women.
 
Izdaja Slika said:
I'm a basic bitch normie gay, and if Henry Cavill himself marrying me was the reward for pretending to be a feminist and trans ally, I literally could not do it.
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I think this shows the different between a man trying to get a woman's attention and a man's attention. Now I've been out of the game for a bit over 25 years, but I do remember some of the guys that would walk around campus in collage or high school with a guitar hoping some girl would come up and ask him to play Wonderwall a song and then he would paly and also try to act all mysterious and deep. It's a very surface level act to get pussy and dip. I don't know if there are any gay men trying to impress other gay men like that.
 
PP Police said:
I thought the men were getting increasingly topheavy as their legs started to shrink, aka 'chicken legs.'
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I had a thought of making the final man a gorilla with a massive schlong, but I didn't want to burden the rest of the thread with that image.
 
Necrosan said:
At this point they should just make their own religion. It's way more fun, you can make up all the lore you want and whatever religion this is supposed to be is probably warped beyond recognition by this point.

I mean, troonism is already kind of a religion. Might as well get some artwork and some bibles commissioned on Twitter.
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Funny enough scientologists will accept them. They should just roll with them. Apparently they don't look down on trooning because thetans are genderless beings.
Comfy Summer said:
Lmao, beyond parody.

So they basically created a new sacrament just for troons, amazing. If they simply tolerated troons it'd be one thing, but they make a big deal out of it.

I don't know how these churches survive, it's repulsive for anyone other than troons and woke women.
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No church from the Vatican all the way to the most watered down non denominational truck stop prayer room should put up with this bullshit if they actually believe in Jesus Christ and his teachings. Yes you are supposed to love all people but you are also not supposed to DEFY GOD by telling him that he made you the wrong gender.
Waffle Iron said:
Im disappointed the male side doesn't get increasingly swole
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You can tell it was made by some AGP rapehon that put his bimbo fetish in school material. He was so obsessed with his transformation he didn't even want to maintain the pretence of being neutral and put effort in the male side.
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Like I said, they all fancy themselves a John K. parody picture of a woman.
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Basically they all desperately want the world to think that they're the girl on the right, but everyone can plainly see that no matter what they do they are still the weird drooling guy on the left.
 
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also god damn, John K being an AGP would be the absolute least surprising thing. Much like transgender shit, the more you learn about him the worse it gets. incredibly apt figure to pull on how trans women view actual female humans, tbh.
 
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The dark side of T4T.

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I've been going insane trying to process it , apologizes if this doesn't go here .. I don't know where to put it.

It started at a LGBT housing support org, she approached me and started expressing an interest in me, talking to me, and later in the same day she asks if she can kiss me.

Something like that never happened to me before, I have never been in a real relationship,at that point, I have been very isolated for over a year, I'm a trans refugee from a very transphobic county, and that in itself is very isolating. For this reason I overlooked red flags like how fast it was going so I said yes to kissing (which she took as permission to kiss me whenever she wants without asking again, that should have been the first red flag but I ignored it) coming over to her village far from the city for the weekend. I remember constantly thinking "don't overthink, that's why you're alone all the time". That's where my mind was at.

I had in the back of my mind suspected she'd want something but I guess I thought she probably wouldn't.. but that night she did ask me to have sex. I was already very hesitant but didn't want to overthink. I've never had sex before this., I said yes at first but once it actually started it just felt horrible and uncomfortable. At first I tried to endure it even if I wasn't really enjoying it, but eventually it became too much and I told her to stop. She didn't stop, I said stop multiple times over, and she only stopped when I was full on crying, which she acted all confused by. I remember going to the bathroom to cry afterwards.. and I was still in that village far from my city with no car.. so I still had to stay the whole night with her.

First I didn't want to assume the worst, I thought maybe she didn't hear me so I didn't talk to her about it at first. Then she randomly told me she hear me say stop but "didn't want to" and apologized for that.

That's not the worst part because after that , it should have been the end but I ended up dating her for over a month. I don't know what was wrong with me, I feel stupid and desperate for doing that. maybe it was my loneliness, maybe it was because the village thing meant I had to stay near her for another day and it spiralled from there, I don't know.

During the relationship... I'd deal with constant unwanted kisses and touches in public, she get seriously angry at me whenever I'd try to bring up boundaries. There'd be times when I'd think she has changed or at least understood what she did but she hadn't. She'd always be super dismissive of me whenever I would try to have a conversation about what happened. (I don't know why I expected anything else in retrospect). And she raped me again in the same way multiple times as well as other forms of SA..

Later in the "relationship" I tried to break up, ghost her. Then she'd do things like send flowers and love letters to my apartment. This was a thing with her, she'd make grand declarations of how she loves me and it did affect me emotionally. and she'd guilt me for not saying I love you back enough , which worked and I'd feel like I was in the wrong. There was a cycle of me trying to leave and then coming back again and again, until things escalated to the point where I couldn't.

We aren't together anymore, at some point she got suspended from the support org (not because of me) and lives somewhere else now. I still felt bad for her even though I know after all she did, I really shouldn't. I have however finally cut all contact.

It's been a few weeks now, and I have had some time to process everything that happened and I just want to scream. This was my first relationship, this was my first queer relationship. Someone from my own community...if that wasn't safe then nothing is.

I keep thinking back to the first day, replaying it and thinking of what I could have done differently. Sometimes I think about how maybe other trans girls in my position wouldn't have said stop, would have been more sex positive and if I was like that I would have had one of those happy t4t lesbian relationship everyone on the internet seems to have. I feel so broken, it's hard to explain. It feels harder to connect with other trans people now because I will think of her. Finding community had always been hard for me, and now feel incapable of socializing with people. I also keep thinking about how I only trusted her so much because I thought it would be safe because we are both trans and another trans woman wouldn't hurt me. And we seemed to have so much in common and stuff.

I don't know, I've been so depressed, I haven't been eating, sleeping, haven't been taking my hrt on time. I just wanted to vent about this somewhere.
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... It started at a LGBT housing support org, she approached me and started expressing an interest in me, talking to me, and later in the same day she asks if she can kiss me.

Something like that never happened to me before, I have never been in a real relationship,at that point ...
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... I also keep thinking about how I only trusted her so much because I thought it would be safe because we are both trans and another trans woman wouldn't hurt me. And we seemed to have so much in common and stuff. ...
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At very end of post.
... I don't know, I've been so depressed, I haven't been eating, sleeping, haven't been taking my hrt on time. I just wanted to vent about this somewhere.
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Lots of comments.
Apparently *not* a rare occurrence.
Scrolling down a bit:
just went through something very similar at the end of august. she groomed me, got me high as shit, and pushed past me saying no multiple times. also im seventeen, and she was twenty.

i feel for you hard sister. i told her queer community what she did, and it turned out she had actually coerced another trans woman into sex. she came forward after i did. you don't have to do that, but it was helpful for me. also helpful has been therapy and having a group of really supportive friends.

this does not define you. you did nothing. she took advantage of you, and a community you shared. that's awful and im so sorry it happened.
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