💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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You should watch youtube channels like Living in China and Max Chernov. It’s absolutely insane how advanced the Chinese look compared to places like the US and Canads. And if you look at Hassan’s most recent streams, it looks like he is living his best life right about now. He said going coming to China was like a trip to the Hajj for muslims and that he was thinking about moving there.
I was very much interested in china maybe 10ish years back. Watched a lot of daily vlogs about westerners living in China, the cities are run down shit holes and the country side like a trip to the third world.

Watch something that isn't propaganda for a change.
 
Kiwis, I have no idea what's going on. One month he shocked a dog. Next month, I hear he got rejected by Mamdani and now is pursuing a China sidequest arc? On second thought, I think M. Night Shymalan is co-writing the events for 2025...

You can 100% buy all this shit on temu too

Anyway, Hasan has a malding episode about asmongold being famous in China

“They know fuckin Asmongold and shit..that’s so strange..no one from China should know who Asmongold is”
You see, this is what I like about Hasan's patheticness. We know there are no good twitch streamers (the good ones being youtubers first), but at least with a man like Asmongold, he DOES something other than whine on a chair 24/7. Like play WoW, or give his opinions on things non-politics. While Asmon's opinions are VERY cookie-cutter, he at least has an interest in SOMETHING unlike Hasan, who literally has no skills or interests other than screaming about politics every single day. There is no one Hasan whom appeals to other than 9th circle politi-brained retards who are cancer to even be around. Therefore, it's funny seeing Hasan seethe because of being outranked because his twitch rivals are more interesting than him.

Side note: Has hasan actually been interested in anything? What I mean is what is his true interest, like what's his favorite game or favorite actor or favorite album or music. From all the streams I see of him, he isn't seen doing anything aside from politics. I know he claims to be a one piece fan, but then again, he compared a terrorist to luffy which I know isn't true.
If he doesn't enjoy anything, then no wonder Chinese locals identify more with Asmon than Hasan!
It makes me wonder too. Hasan has no identity other than his twitch fame and his "politics". He stands for nothing, he enjoys nothing, and only associates with people who are as rich, spiteful and morally bankrupt as he is. Even with what I know about Hasan, I still kinda feel happy for he is secretly suffering. He'll never know happiness because he has nothing that makes him happy other than screaming into a microphone. No matter how much fame he amasses, he is aware that he's stuck in his deluded twitch sect forever and will never decide to move out and experience happy things in his life. Not like he's interested in leaving either.
 
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You can 100% buy all this shit on temu too

Anyway, Hasan has a malding episode about asmongold being famous in China

“They know fuckin Asmongold and shit..that’s so strange..no one from China should know who Asmongold is”
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This definitely bothered him all night.
Something terminally online, politics-obsessed weirdos like Hasan don't realize is that normal Chinese people, as opposed to agent provocateur netizens on Twitter, don't normally take an active interest in politics. It's not something the average Chinese citizen can really engage with in any meaningful way, so there's really no reason to invest that much energy obsessing about it, and thus a person like Hasan who only talks about politics is never going to resonate as much as the weird roachking playing WoW with them.
 
Has hasan actually been interested in anything? What I mean is what is his true interest, like what's his favorite game or favorite actor or favorite album or music. From all the streams I see of him, he isn't seen doing anything aside from politics.
It's exactly like what Joyce Carol Oates said in her epic Tweet that got Elon Musk in a tailspin:

Hasan has no curiosity, no interior life. He shows no interests aside from himself, his cult of personality, and glazing commies. Someone else here tallied up the total time he spends in that damn chair on camera, and it was something like 90% of his waking life. How does that leave room for anything else aside from eating, and shitting?
 
My dislike for the Chinese government is on par for my dislike for Jeets as a whole, but it's alarming how fast Hasan went to sucking ChiCock after getting the CPC special.
 
My dislike for the Chinese government is on par for my dislike for Jeets as a whole, but it's alarming how fast Hasan went to sucking ChiCock after getting the CPC special.
Well it's either that or get sent to a re-education camp and then disappear for disagreeing with the CCP. All they see with Hasan is another Baizuo they could maybe use to convert some more baizuo into becoming shills for them.
 
Well it's either that or get sent to a re-education camp and then disappear for disagreeing with the CCP. All they see with Hasan is another Baizuo they could maybe use to convert some more baizuo into becoming shills for them.
Then again, the ChiComs disappear commies if it's not their particular brand of communism. I remember reading that they made a female Chinese Marxist disappear a few years ago.
 
Then again, the ChiComs disappear commies if it's not their particular brand of communism. I remember reading that they made a female Chinese Marxist disappear a few years ago.
If he was Chinese, he’d already be in the camps. The CCP is more tolerant with foreign communists because they want them to go home and gush about how amazing they are.
 
Something terminally online, politics-obsessed weirdos like Hasan don't realize is that normal Chinese people, as opposed to agent provocateur netizens on Twitter, don't normally take an active interest in politics. It's not something the average Chinese citizen can really engage with in any meaningful way, so there's really no reason to invest that much energy obsessing about it, and thus a person like Hasan who only talks about politics is never going to resonate as much as the weird roachking playing WoW with them.
You probably haven’t seen just how disgusting those chinks were on Twitter. I don’t know how bad it is now,but couple months back they were literally spamming uncensored gore at people after Elon fired most of the twitter staff.
 
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If he was Chinese, he’d already be in the camps. The CCP is more tolerant with foreign communists because they want them to go home and gush about how amazing they are.
That, and because he's enough of a public figure that they could not just "disappear" him without anyone noticing.
 
You should watch youtube channels like Living in China and Max Chernov. It’s absolutely insane how advanced the Chinese look compared to places like the US and Canads. And if you look at Hassan’s most recent streams, it looks like he is living his best life right about now. He said going coming to China was like a trip to the Hajj for muslims and that he was thinking about moving there.


I guess it’s easy to live in any kind of society when you are rich.
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Probably the most significant thing asmon does is actually skim the chat, read aloud a random comment that is slyly asking a derogatory or embarrassing question, and he'll immediately answer the question in either a witty sarcasm or lean into it and say the worst thing possible and self-deprecate in a clever way. He's a pro at riffing., as though he's living an MST3K stream, and it's great for audience engagement. He'd also take suggestions for choices in games like Vampire Survivors, DRG Survivor or Ball X Pit.

Meanwhile the only thing Hasan is good for is 电动狗, "electric dog," he's a non-interactive lecturer unless you get him to crash out over a comment, usually about Kaya now.

Any time I've seen a clip of Hasan reading something from the stream chat, it's always with a flat, monotonous, totally disinterested voice. Like he feels entirely inconvenienced and bored having to actually interact with the fans who give him money. He reads the news the exact same way. The only time I've seen him animated and heard some kind of emotion in his voice, it's when he's ranting like a lunatic about something. Usually about how much he hates America/Americans/Republicans/Jews/Israel, or because he's excited about the prospect of the people he hates getting killed (kill Rick Scott, kill landlords, let the streets soak in their red Capitalist bloods, dude, etc.).

They want everyone to think they're something out of "Blade Runner",

Well, Blade Runner is probably the sci-fi movie closest to the reality of China, given how polluted and grimy LA is in that film, advertisements all over the place, factories and refineries intermingled with residential and commercial buildings and belching flames and toxins into the air.

He doesn't even listen to music, he admitted that once.

I always assumed Hasan has some kind of serious mental disorder on top of his clinical narcissism, but the fact that he doesn't enjoy music is another strong piece of evidence that he's some kind of sociopath or even a psychopath.

It's exactly like what Joyce Carol Oates said in her epic Tweet that got Elon Musk in a tailspin:

Hasan has no curiosity, no interior life. He shows no interests aside from himself, his cult of personality, and glazing commies. Someone else here tallied up the total time he spends in that damn chair on camera, and it was something like 90% of his waking life. How does that leave room for anything else aside from eating, and shitting?

He's a narcissist and is purely driven by being the center of attention, basking in the adoration of his fans and old lady urinalists thirsting after him as they write yet another dick-sucking OpEd about him. I've heard that his "office" where he streams everyday is the most decorated and well furnished room in his whole house, and that in videos where you see other parts of his house the rooms are pretty spartan. Not much decoration, bare minimum in furniture...just not much of anything to be found outside of his office. I mean, it's not like he can't afford to furnish his house. If I had his wealth you can be damn skippy that my house would be full of all kinds of cool shit, like neon signs on the wall, pinball machines, vintage jukeboxes, custom walk-in gun vault, custom furniture made from repurposed aircraft/automotive/motorcycle/military vehicle parts (like chairs made from surplus bomber or fighter jet seats, tables made from engine blocks or pieces of plane wings, couches made from the trunk of a vintage car, etc.), high end Hi-Fi sound system with turntable, music room with bases, guitars, amps, drums, etc. for my oldest kid and I to jam together, being able to let my kids decorate their rooms with whatever they want, however they want...part of the joy of home ownership is making the house uniquely yours, and the hardest part of personalizing a home is affording it. Yet here's this rich bitch loser with money to burn in a nearly 4000 square foot house that he only shares with his dog, and he leaves it practically bare except for the one room where he spends hours a day being an attention whore on the internet. I'd kill to have the money to do more to personalize my house. Privileged little pinhead doesn't appreciate what he has. What a boring loser.
 
Side note: Has hasan actually been interested in anything? What I mean is what is his true interest, like what's his favorite game or favorite actor or favorite album or music.
He's admitted he's a complete NPC who doesn't read books, play games, watch movies, listen to music, or do anything actual humans do. He is a subhuman turkroach who needs to be stomped.
 
People who stan for China don't realize the 1 big thing that has made China a successful country.

China is a Nationalist country. 99% of people in china are CHINESE, only the CHINESE can own property, the borders are closed to any foreigner and have huge vetting systems for visitors. The whole reason why their socialist services work is because there aren't a 100 million Indians coming into reap the benefits. THAT'S WHY CHINA IS BOOMING BECAUSE ITS NATIONALIST NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS SOCIALIST.

Why do they always ignore that part about the country?
 
People who stan for China don't realize the 1 big thing that has made China a successful country.

China is a Nationalist country. 99% of people in china are CHINESE, only the CHINESE can own property, the borders are closed to any foreigner and have huge vetting systems for visitors. The whole reason why their socialist services work is because there aren't a 100 million Indians coming into reap the benefits. THAT'S WHY CHINA IS BOOMING BECAUSE ITS NATIONALIST NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS SOCIALIST.

Why do they always ignore that part about the country?
I like how nothing can function when too many Indians get involved. Not even India.
 
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