💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Laburnum said:
I hope none of you forgot that Fatrick is an expert knife fighter, stalker childs, because he sure hasn't:
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It's the lucky ones who will enjoy prison, many stalker children are destined to fall before Patrick 'the blade' Tomlinson.
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Sheeeit, Rick coming back with the classics? Wonder what brought that on. The knife fight shit has always been one of his best/worst lies. One look at Pig Tit Tomlinson tells you that he hasn't been in any form of physical altercation in his life, he wouldn't have that big mouth on him if he had. Total jokester with this, he really can't comprehend how non-threatening he is perceived as by other men, women and children. Also as very gay.
John Andrews Stan said:
Even if she was, Pat and his defenders are yours. I just really don’t appreciate her lying about this and playing the antisemitism card.
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I don't know, to me that sounds like a pretty jewish thing to do. Lots of chutzpah, that woman.
 
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"Expert knife fighter"

I want to see Pat knife-fight someone half his size. I want to see the dread on piggies face when he realizes being a fat fuck full of African Pepperoni is actually a gigantic (lol fat) disadvantage in this particular form of physical conflict.

Who would win this knife fight?
A 120 Lbs Crackhead vs a 400 Lbs pig monster who paid to get his Twitter account back?

My money is firmly on the Crackhead.
 
The Feline Solution 2 said:
Sheeeit, Rick coming back with the classics? Wonder what brought that on. The knife fight shit has always been one of his best/worst lies.
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I do wonder what the Tomlinson Technicality is behind this? I am sure that in his own mind he really has been in knife fights, but I am wondering what the reality was.

I’m putting my money on a fight occurring near him, and Fatrick cowering in the corner with his Swiss Army knife in the pockets of his piss stained jeans.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I do wonder what the Tomlinson Technicality is behind this? I am sure that in his own mind he really has been in knife fights, but I am wondering what the reality was.

I’m putting my money on a fight occurring near him, and Fatrick cowering in the corner with his Swiss Army knife in the pockets of his piss stained jeans.
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My bet is either his ex pulled a knife to protect herself during one of his drunken rages or he got a paper cut while reading a book.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
I do wonder what the Tomlinson Technicality is behind this? I am sure that in his own mind he really has been in knife fights, but I am wondering what the reality was.

I’m putting my money on a fight occurring near him, and Fatrick cowering in the corner with his Swiss Army knife in the pockets of his piss stained jeans.
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Ethnic youths stole another of Patrick's phones and he graciously gave them his kitchen knife, too
 
Yeah, but has he ever been anally fought by a butter knife? Shane 1 Patrick 0, knife fighter child.
 
Laburnum said:
I hope none of you forgot that Fatrick is an expert knife fighter, stalker childs, because he sure hasn't:
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"Tactical folding knife" :story: If Patrick here knew anything about fighting he'd know that those knives have a clear point of failure and should never be use in combat. You want a fixed short blade.
 
Laburnum said:
I hope none of you forgot that Fatrick is an expert knife fighter, stalker childs, because he sure hasn't:
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You'd think at this point fatty patty would at least know how to make a believable lie...

Useful_Mistake said:
I mean, he is pretty strong. He beat that old jewish lady into showing her tits. Only someone mighty could do that
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Old CRAZY Jewish lady, can't forget the CRAZY.

No. 7 cat said:
Technically victorious Fatrick, Internet hard man, is so thicc that the taunts of stalker childs and stab wounds are mere pin pricks.
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Fatty Patty does have extensive practice being a prick, that is true.
 
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For the uninformed, Patrick has claimed that one of the knife fights oCCurred on an Indian Reservation and that after winning, Fatso took that dirty injuns knife and carries it with him at all times, to this day.

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This is primo tough guy shit because nobody sane wants to be part of a knife fight. The well-known joke is that the loser of a knife fight dies on the spot, the winner dies in the ambulance; knives are stupidly lethal. If someone pulls a knife on you, you don't pull yours out and say "okay let's go ese", you fucking run.

There's also very few cases where you'd want to pull a knife to defend yourself. Maybe you happen to be carrying one on you, and someone advances on you with a lethal weapon, and you have the opportunity to get your knife out - it could happen, but it's pretty unlikely. If you're a tough guy like Fatrick, it's way more realistic that a guy mouths off to you at a bar and you pull a knife out and make a big faggy scene about it, at which point you get charged with a crime because a knife is a deadly weapon. Shit, even if an urban youth of color is bullying you for your phone, if you escalate to lethal force in a lot of states you can easily get in a ton of trouble.

If he had actually been in ANY kind of altercation involving a knife, he would either have hilarious criminal charges against him or be missing a few rashers of bacon where a crackhead sliced him up.
 
xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx said:
This is primo tough guy shit because nobody sane wants to be part of a knife fight. The well-known joke is that the loser of a knife fight dies on the spot, the winner dies in the ambulance; knives are stupidly lethal. If someone pulls a knife on you, you don't pull yours out and say "okay let's go ese", you fucking run.

There's also very few cases where you'd want to pull a knife to defend yourself. Maybe you happen to be carrying one on you, and someone advances on you with a lethal weapon, and you have the opportunity to get your knife out - it could happen, but it's pretty unlikely. If you're a tough guy like Fatrick, it's way more realistic that a guy mouths off to you at a bar and you pull a knife out and make a big faggy scene about it, at which point you get charged with a crime because a knife is a deadly weapon. Shit, even if an urban youth of color is bullying you for your phone, if you escalate to lethal force in a lot of states you can easily get in a ton of trouble.

If he had actually been in ANY kind of altercation involving a knife, he would either have hilarious criminal charges against him or be missing a few rashers of bacon where a crackhead sliced him up.
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Stabbings have become increasingly common in Canada, usually with children wanting to join gangs like these young girls who stabbed a homeless man to death.
 
List of fat ricks knife fights
1: pulling knives on black children to coerce them into his pepperoni dungeon
2: trying to stab those black kids who beat his ass at the sandwich shop
3: holding the spic delivery truck driver hostage
4: threatening his wife and unborn child with one
5: shoving a butter knife up Shane noakes anus.
6: chopping up dead black children to turn into pepperoni
7: stabbing bernell trammel (also black) to death from behind for voting trump and being black.
 
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