💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    698
I'm telling you, the comment section (see shorts) are gold. (I haven't really dug too hard. Others might find more.)
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I'm telling you, the comment section (see shorts) are gold. (I haven't really dug too hard. Others might find more.)
I still wanna know what decision he's talking about because he's said drugs are actually harmless, he isn't an addict, and all the problems were caused by the cops intervening
 

Elijah Schaffer vs. Kash Patel's Honeypot - Then, Breakfast Casserole

Oh, Lord. I've only got an hour in me but it's pretty spicy.

- 621 people watching live on YT 50 min in (an edit)

- He plans to renew his license status. "They can't take that away from me." [...] "It won't stand in this house!"

- It costs more than $2K to do so, and he seems pained by that. He plans to stream it and begged for members to watch. EXCEPT he's trying to take accountability. He's not sure if he'll do it. No promises.

- Supertips now has 3 settings for censorship (or something). He's working on it.

- A chatter asked about the bullet of coke in his pocket and the safe. He deflected.

- Nick loves his blazers. He is happy to go to Goodwill to get them.

- Snage (sp?) didn't monitor Nick's Discord properly.

- Addressed Matt Mead (sp?) and Scarlet live. He's not sure he wants to cover it. (Btw, Aaron already did.) He implies that Aaron abused April.

- He knows the main people in the Dabbleverse but doesn't want to bring it to his show. Mead and Scarlet matter to him, however.

I'll add more in edits as long as I last.

Edit 1:

- He is one of the first who broke the Elijah news and seems proud.

- Deflected about choking his kid, a chat.

- Admits that he fucked up. But! He's not a dealer; cops knocked down his door, and that's unusual. There was a snitch. (I assume he's implying Aaron.)

- Blah, blah, blah, Mossad/Elijah/ dumb takes on security clearance, price of litigation, etc. (Nick has no idea what he's talking about. Atp, I know more about the CIA than he does.)

- Any client can have sex with their lawyer (Kash) as long as it's consensual.

- Nick feels a lot of sympathy for Elijah bc the gubberment.

- He's happy to call Nina a friend and likes her hair; "No homo".

[That's all I got tonight. I'm sure it'll go for hours longer. I'll also add this: how the fuck does anyone take Elijah seriously? He sounds like he's 14. He makes Nick's voice sound mature.]
 
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Nick sweeping for Elijah Schaffer is so fucking gay but predictable
There was one livestream Elijah did with Nick at like 3am some time after Rittenhouse trial (Elijah was on scene of the riot and infamously shot the video of pedowood on ground after getting domed) and Elijah was recklessly drunk and belligerent ranting and raving about all sorts of weird shit and screaming about this and that. I think it was either right after his marriage or right before his divorce. It was the insanely uncomfortable and sussy all around. Would love to go back and find it, the twos fall from grace is something to behold.
 
There was one livestream Elijah did with Nick at like 3am some time after Rittenhouse trial (Elijah was on scene of the riot and infamously shot the video of pedowood on ground after getting domed) and Elijah was recklessly drunk and belligerent ranting and raving about all sorts of weird shit and screaming about this and that. I think it was either right after his marriage or right before his divorce. It was the insanely uncomfortable and sussy all around. Would love to go back and find it, the twos fall from grace is something to behold.

He’s still married IIRC to some Australian chick even though he got fire from the blaze for sexual assault

No wonder Nick likes him
 
I love how he just openly admits to all the things he dismissed months ago as people just not knowing the whole story or misremembering facts
 
Even cheap jackets are usually a couple hundred bucks a piece. So this goy went and spent a few grand on sport coats and gaudy suit jackets

Guess again:



the growing mention of gas station glasses,

Getting warmer:



Frankly he just thought it WEIRD and FUNNY that anyone believed he could afford anything in the two figures or higher. Let it be known that any further a-logging will only ever be punching down. (:_(

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Grooming can mean a lot of things, not just the underage kind. Nick was grooming her in the sense that he’s testing the waters with sexual topics to see if she’s interested in sex with him and his wife. She shouldn’t have used that word, but just clarifying that I don’t think she’s alleging a crime or anything like that.

Edit: Also, aside from that, Nick’s constant chat messages about “no fats allowed” when it comes to Faran in an attempt to dismiss her falls incredibly flat when you remember Nick described his experience at the nudist resort to be life changing. Because he fucking loathes his own body, seeing other people naked, including the fats, with more confidence than him, inspired him deeply. Never mind that he was openly flirting with her.
His logic was likely "well she won't be fat anymore when I get her hooked on drugs" - he saw her as a sexual investment, like a human trafficker would.
 
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