💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Dfackt0 said:
to interact with the goblin is to resign a long stay on this earth, those that make contact with his fetid skin and vile hide are doomed to a shortened lifespan, drug addiction and a general wasting away
pray that the goblin stay locked in his disgusting dungeon for the years to topple him if you value the health and comfort of the world, for not even the homeless specters on the lonely streets of akron should be cut such a fate, the Police refuse to jail him, for they have families to return to and any inmate forced to share a space with chance would no doubt be subject to cruel and unusual punishment
Let the Internet be your only avenue to this misshapen monster, for those who touch, tarnish
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Whenever a creature or player targets, blocks, or is dealt damage by Goblin of 339, that player sacrifices that creature or loses the game.
 
Cornstalk said:
Whenever a creature or player targets, blocks, or is dealt damage by Goblin of 339, that player sacrifices that creature or loses the game.
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"dealt damage" is superfluous because the goblin is incapable of dealing direct damage, hes an 0/1 with enough crippling conditions that he needs a QR code to explain them all
 
31 Black said:
There are moments where I fantasize about owning Chance, giving the little shit the beatdown he deserves. Hell, I even had business in Ohio earlier this year and looked up how far Akron was from where I was going to be (too far). But the risk I would have put myself in just isn't worth it. I'll post terrible pictures of him, I'll waste precious time writing motivational messages to keep our spirits up in times of potential arc disappointments, I'll torment and shame double posters and faggots that annoy me, and I'll listen to various videos about the little bastard.
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I too had a business trip that brought me to Ohio, albeit last year, but I did the same thing once I learned I'd be there, and looked up just how far the trip to Akron would be.
It ended up being a couple hours, and since I flew in I didn't want to waste the money on a rental just to drive 4 hours roundtrip to go, idk, take a picture of his house I guess? lmfao.
 
Irregardless said:
I too had a business trip that brought me to Ohio, albeit last year, but I did the same thing once I learned I'd be there, and looked up just how far the trip to Akron would be.
It ended up being a couple hours, and since I flew in I didn't want to waste the money on a rental just to drive 4 hours roundtrip to go, idk, take a picture of his house I guess? lmfao.
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Akron, Ohio is basically a dead town where no one is doing anything. I've seen retards running in the streets drunk af, no police, no nother and whores being obvious. It's a shit town, super ghetto, but it's like 30 days of Night where it's only bad during the night time if you can find people outside lol.....it's not worth visiting.
 
Bogliacci said:
So creepy how he always has to be the big brother. It's a dual purpose thing for him, giving him a sense of power being the "big" brother and also plays into his creepy faggot incest fantasies.
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The only time he ever refers to himself as "little brother" is when he's talking about Bubba the prison rapist. I'm not joking.
 
WeDrinkRitalin said:
Akron, Ohio is basically a dead town where no one is doing anything. I've seen retards running in the streets drunk af, no police, no nother and whores being obvious. It's a shit town, super ghetto, but it's like 30 days of Night where it's only bad during the night time if you can find people outside lol.....it's not worth visiting.
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Ironically sounds like my kinda town, for a work trip vacation that is lmfao.

My work has needed to send me out a few times to various cities, and my favorite thing to do has been to walk around at night and see how crazy things were.
I've done it in San fran a couple times, DC, VA, and as mentioned, Ohio. Pretty fun if you stick to places that are relatively safe and well lit.
 
Irregardless said:
Ironically sounds like my kinda town, for a work trip vacation that is lmfao.

My work has needed to send me out a few times to various cities, and my favorite thing to do has been to walk around at night and see how crazy things were.
I've done it in San fran a couple times, DC, VA, and as mentioned, Ohio. Pretty fun if you stick to places that are relatively safe and well lit.
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If you plan on walking around Akron at night you better have a screwdriver proof vest.
 
Irregardless said:
Ironically sounds like my kinda town, for a work trip vacation that is lmfao.

My work has needed to send me out a few times to various cities, and my favorite thing to do has been to walk around at night and see how crazy things were.
I've done it in San fran a couple times, DC, VA, and as mentioned, Ohio. Pretty fun if you stick to places that are relatively safe and well lit.
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100% There is nothing to do, nowhere to go.
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
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Thinking back to this fuckass moment of him choking on nothing, and I honestly wonder if he's developed dysphagia (maybe always had it). I suffer from it and swallowing can be a real bitch sometimes, feels like shit will just refuse to go down and you can struggle with your own saliva in the worst case scenario. I'm willing to bet that his horrible diet mixed with drooling is leading to him choking all the time, given if he does suffer with dysphagia.
 
Shut the fuck up and Tell me Why
Shut the fuck up and Tell me where they are
Shut the fuck up and Tell me or I'll cry
Shut the fuck up and Tell me or ill go to war
Shut the fuck up and Tell me and you'll go free
Shut the fuck up and Tell me your email
Shut the fuck up and Tell me before Sally hears me
Shut the fuck up and Tell me or go to Jail
 
aryancrack said:
The only time he ever refers to himself as "little brother" is when he's talking about Bubba the prison rapist. I'm not joking.
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"Tell big bubba his little brother Chance says what's up. Tell him I'll put some money on his books for some soups."

I wonder if part of his deal for getting away Scott free for strangling Sally was attending one of those "scared straight" programs but his ODD is so all consuming that he constantly has to do the opposite of whatever he is supposed to be doing. So in defiance he decided to be scared gay instead of straight.
 
Jack Kleso said:
I wonder if part of his deal for getting away Scott free for strangling Sally was attending one of those "scared straight" programs but his ODD is so all consuming that he constantly has to do the opposite of whatever he is supposed to be doing. So in defiance he decided to be scared gay instead of straight.
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That makes a lot of sense. First time offender, visibly retarded, uncooperative victim etc.

As an aside, the Prison Mike shit he does is so funny. It's just ramen, soups, and gay sex - and he loves it.
 
Mate, someone needs to plant the idea in his head of being a “sovereign citizen” just so he is that much more belligerent towards the police the next time they show up at Grandma’s Home for Abandoned Incest Babies and Bed Bugs. I’d love to see the filthy little gronk take a swing at a cop and then act all holier than thou as he is want to do, especially during his latest meltdown where he was screaming about never going to prison. Watching him get tased would be hilarious, especially as electrified bed bugs flew off him. He is afraid of prison because he knows he’d get Goatse’d for being a disgusting rock spider.
 
aryancrack said:
The only time he ever refers to himself as "little brother" is when he's talking about Bubba the prison rapist. I'm not joking.
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Good catch, odd I didn't notice that when I was listening. I'm thinking this little / big brother fixation is a gay fetish for him.

Darkstar_The_Angry said:
Mate, someone needs to plant the idea in his head of being a “sovereign citizen” just so he is that much more belligerent towards the police the next time they show up at Grandma’s Home for Abandoned Incest Babies and Bed Bugs.
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I'm on the fence about this one. While Raxx is capable of parroting various phrases, I don't know if he has brain power to properly execute a sovcit script off the top of his head. The cops ring the doorbell and ask why he's making threats online, and Chance will blurt out "I'm not driving, I'm traveling!".
 
sodomy lifestyle said:
Good catch, odd I didn't notice that when I was listening. I'm thinking this little / big brother fixation is a gay fetish for him.



I'm on the fence about this one. While Raxx is capable of parroting various phrases, I don't know if he has brain power to properly execute a sovcit script off the top of his head. The cops ring the doorbell and ask why he's making threats online, and Chance will blurt out "I'm not driving, I'm traveling!".
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Brain power and sovcit dont mix. Thats why its usually a nigger saying it.
 
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