💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?


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The only possible redemption arc I can conceive is:

Content Cop: Anisa
I've said this before here.

The Idubbbz who would make the video you want to see no longer exists, he is dead, anisa killed him with the help of Doctor Mike and Hasan. If he did make the video it would be weak and sad.

Truth hurts. I want that video too but it's not happening.
 
  • Weird discussion about if CEO and CFOs are worse than YouTubers?
  • Anisa admits she doesn’t know what a CFO is and Ian says he doesn’t know the difference
  • Anisa said she would kill herself if she were a CEO
Ian's shit Trump video makes a lot of sense in this context. Don't know anything about the subject? Don't worry - just say what you think the breadtube viewers want to hear.
 
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Anisa is bisexual!!!!!! Yeah, okay. Anyways, lots of retardation. This was filmed when Ian was working on his video. At the time of posting this the other two episodes Ian claimed would come out tonight have not. Also these last two podcasts have been shorter. One less than an hour and this one on a little over an hour.

Ansia: bisexual, autistic, Muslim, Lebanese, Irish, onlyfans superstar, mega twitch streamer, S tier former Dennys employee that was offered to travel the world, boxing promoter, philanthropist, incredible athlete, two uteruses, super big heart, 21 concussions, artist, volunteer, great cook, kinesiology expert, fashion trendsetter, political analyst boss babe. You wish you could be her.
  • Dane is back
  • Opens up with talking about their dreams
  • Ian says he hasn’t dreamed in years
  • Anisa says she’s had dreams where she logs onto twitch and says the most horrible shit
  • Danes dream was about him saying slurs? He says he’s around gay people who say faggot and black people who say nigga I’m assuming but he can’t participate
  • Anisa says the queer community loves to say faggot (this is true, and it annihilates Ian’s logic on how Ethan Klein can’t make kike jokes)
  • Anisa says gay men and trans women use Faggot and not women
  • ANISA DECLARES HERSELF BISEXUAL! but she can’t say the word faggot
  • Anisa claims she got canceled for being biphobic on tumblr
  • Anisa says the queer community is very unwelcoming to bi people
  • Anisa said she would bring Ian to any queer event then she immediately backtracks and says she wouldn’t because she’s in a hetero relationship and she’d feel like a POSER (because she is. She’s not bisexual)
  • Anisa brings up AB “screaming at them” on the h3 podcast about being a mixed kid and how it’s true you feel trauma because you’re not enough of that thing
  • Anisa says she was raised VERY Lebanese but not gay
  • Anisa now says she was around so many lesbians and trans people akshulllly from sports
  • Anisa says she was watching some trans woman saying “the reason you don’t see as many of us this age is because they were killing us!!!”
  • Anisa says Jerry springer is very transphobic because they did “woman or not?” She claims they were all hot and it proved there was no difference
  • Anisa says she grew up knowing two trans women and two trans men
  • They both go on and on about how it’s no one’s business who trans people are fucking and Anisa says she doesn’t know anyone’s sexual proclivities around her
  • Random cut
  • Dane asks “Anisa do you have ADHD?” She immediately says she thinks she has autism and she’s asking for an evaluation
  • Dane says he thinks he’s a little autistic but not enough to do anything about it
  • They both cope at how bad Ian did on the “name 100 women” challenge and it was just ADHD
  • Anisa is starting to throw out her thinking patterns and how women with autism have it!!
  • Anisa says people with Down syndrome are always happy (this is completely untrue. People with Down syndrome are known for being highly emotional and can even be down right mean. Anisa is so stupid)
  • Anisa’s anecdote for saying something so stupid and labeling an entire group of disabled people as the same was people with down syndrome in a class at school were always happy
  • Anisa says humans have evolved to be too self aware and we handicap ourselves
  • Anisa says when she was in Seattle she went through three months of existential dread and questioned why she was alive, the therapist suggested something religious or spiritual
  • Anisa says she asked the therapist isn’t that lying to yourself and the therapist said yes
  • Anisa said well go extinct one day because well come to the conclusion it’s not worth reproducing
  • Ian hopes that’s not true
  • Anisa says Ian is a more optimistic person than her
  • Anisa says she values community! Then she immediately says she felt no community after creator clash, she said she was glad it was over
  • Anisa says Einstein was Christian, Muslim and Jewish and converted to all the religions (this is absolutely not true. He attended a catholic school as a child and liked the stories but was raised culturally and religiously Jewish. As an adult he was an atheist that rejected all organized religion. There is no truth to anything about official conversion to Christianity or Islam. Mooslims like to claim he converted to Islam based off a “conversation” he had with some Iranian religious leader but there is zero proof and even the religious leader’s son has acknowledged this)
  • Anisa basically says she doesn’t like being on the boat (being alive) she just likes helping others on the boat who didn’t ask to be here
  • Talks about skydiving and deaths around it
  • Anisa bitches about how black women are more likely to die from child birth in the south
  • Anisa says 17 out of 100k women who die in childbirth is terrifying and asks Ian if he thinks that’s acceptable (this whole childbirth conversation seems like Ian has been talking about having kids more and she isn’t into it)
  • Dane has to defend his friend who likes AI even though Ian just used ChatGPT to look up a statistic
  • Anisa doesn’t like Dane’s anecdote about how ChatGPT got soemthing wrong and anisa says ChatGPT doesn’t work and she hates it!!!
  • Ian says he uses it as google even though it’s wrong!!! but everyone else is just using it as a friend (pretty sure that’s not super common actually. Seems like projection)
  • Anisa anti AI rant, boring (she hates AI so much she can’t stop reading stories on reddit about people in relationships with an AI)
  • Anisa still uses rednote and says there is no AI, she thinks china has banned AI
  • Ian is angry about AI videos of black women chimping out in stores on Facebook
  • Anisa randomly brings up trump
  • Anisa says China uses AI differently than the US
  • Anisa says the US is freaking out about the crazy growth that China is going through and they are about to have their own revolution with tech that will put them ahead of the US
  • Ian says they have to skip movies because he’s working on his video
  • Ian says he wants to renovate the basement with planks
  • Anisa says she gets burnt out with Ian’s work and they just need a break
 
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Subs on Twitch are on a 30 day basis. So pretty much every day depending on who subbed that day, he will see his sub count drop. There's also a thing on Twitch called "Subtember", where subs are like 20% less than normal. This is to incentivize users to gift more subs to their favorite streamers. This is the reason that his sub count dropped 1000 subs starting towards the beginning of October. These were gifted subs that weren't renewed from the people that received a sub. I personally received a sub during this time even though I've never talked in his chat.
Oof
 
H3 is currently going off on the dumb bitch Cruel World. Simple Ian is old news. Why watch him trying to revive Bradtube talking points when you could watch a dumb bitch who doesn't know what primary sources are and can't pronounce "Empanada" after narrating a three hour video on Ethan Klein.
Anisa, I know you’re reading. Why hasn’t your husband commented on Cruel World Happy Mind, victim of the arch Jew Ethan?!
 
I don't know how you do it, Leo. I'd tell you to practice more self-care, but somebody's gotta watch this shit for us.

  • Ian says he is quoting big bang theory and Anisa is upset he outed her as being the one who put him onto big bang theory
  • Anisa says it’s all they can watch because they’re emotionally worn down from the internet
  • They say big bang theory is better than home improvement shows and other trash tv
Somehow this is the most baffling part to me, their obsession with the fucking Big Bang Theory of all things. I guess in a way it's the Denny's of 21st-century sitcoms: bland, unremarkable slop.
Ian says he hasn’t dreamed in years
That's just sad. Guessing it has to do with all the meds he doesn't need that he's on.
Anisa now says she was around so many lesbians and trans people akshulllly from sports
Lesbians I believe, but troons I seriously doubt, unless she's retconning people she thought were particularly butch. Isn't she old enough that she would've just barely missed the beginnings of all the gender horseshit? Also... wasn't she on the boys team in high school? None of those guys in the pictures looked like trannies to me. None of the white, normie-looking people in those videos she made in high school looked remotely gender non-conforming, for that matter. God, why do some leftists bend over backwards to try and cater to such a tiny, disgusting demographic?
 
He didn't he dropped out of college and as far as I know the only job he had was a electrician apprenticeship (that he quit) and yes he was still living in his parents house until he met Anisa she has talked about living with him and his mom (and how his room in his moms house stank). He was NEET until around 2016. You could even say he still is a NEET since he barley has a job at this point, has no real education, and cant really edit a video.
He didn’t drop out of college, he got a BBA from CSU San Marcos. And he was never an electricians apprentice, that was a running joke he had, apparently based on some guy he knew who was one and never had time to do anything because he was an electricians apprentice.
Anisa, however, was a college drop out. She was going for a degree in art history, but she was bad at remembering dates and bad at art.
 
It's like pottery. She's even starting to get the chins. Maybe Anisa can cosplay as Arin Hanson for next Halloween.
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If Anisa is coming in and actually taking one ounce of responsibility for Ian's failing videos (that she had nothing to do with, except linking him Reddit posts), she is getting fed up with Ian's shit.
Reminder that with the Content Cop on H3, these two were gleefully going on about how well the video was received, how all the hate and dislikes for it was totally fake and that Ian's real fans are not in the comments because they're "touching grass". Now Anisa has to acknowledge FIRST that this new video was a retarded idea, with Simple Ian gimping along 25 minutes later. It's definitely a change of tune, and it shows that things are looking bleak.


A clip from r/imisstheoldidubbbz of Bigbunjeee's newest video on Ian Jomha. Bigbunjee tells the full story about Ian showing Cold Ones (Maxmoefoe and Chad) Hasan Piker clips: Ian was trying to convince Cold Ones to have Hasan Piker on their podcast and that they should take a more public stance against Trump and MAGA.
 
I think the main problem with both of I and Anisa's podcasts are the names. You need to have a name that lets viewers know what they are getting into. Might I propose an alternative?
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Anisa has lost 200 more followers

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Edit: cope and seethe. The video was recommended to me and I’m not even subbed to the faggot. Political videos are definitely not suppressed.

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that doesn't matter, he doesn't have to work for it on streams, and its still making content/streaming.
doing actual physical labor, and making more money than he is now, wouldn't be any sort of upside for him, it'd be all downsides, people who have never worked and are rich and spineless and have zero willpower, can't just suddenly do soulcrushing retail 40 hours a week, I mean its a million times easier than coal mining or w/e, but the sheer monotony of it would drive that kind of person to madness.
Even if he worked in the field he's most skilled in (lol, I know), which would be some form of videography or video editing, the guy takes months to put out a single video, and that's on subjects he's supposedly passionate about...the guys I work with are churning out a video a day, and they have difficult clients constantly demanding revisions and setting short deadlines. Ian crumbles when a boxing coach displays 'toxic masculinity', he'd be deepthroating a gun barrel if a project manager ever came to him with negative feedback about a draft and demanding changes. He's cooked, I don't think there's a path to gainful employment except in those tard factories where they have you sorting recycling for cheap.
 
Bigbunjee tells the full story about Ian showing Cold Ones (Maxmoefoe and Chad) Hasan Piker clips: Ian was trying to convince Cold Ones to have Hasan Piker on their podcast
It's funny because when Cold Ones did eventually have Hasan on the podcast, Max was noticeably absent from it. He did the same with the Keemstar video IIRC.
 
I was ready to come in with more wolf shit, then I watch this poor mongoloid, and I realize mocking The Wolf Simple Ian just isn't fun anymore. This poor bastard. Anisa is evil and her husband wife is just sad. Anisa's probably going to leave him for a butch chick, which will be even more humiliating. Jesus fuck, that Trump video was depressing. Couldn't even finish it.
 
Anus really is stuck in the early 2010s

NLOGs larping as bisexual is sooooo last decade, modern attentionwhores larp as nonbinary or xey/xem demigender
 
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