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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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anon101x said:
Ian is a piece of shit back stabbing snake.
But the better part of me does sometimes think that it could have been different if Ian actually….. didn’t grow up in a millionaire bubble.
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King Baldwin IV grew up wealthy and connected and in his youth ran out to protect his Kingdom and fought on fucking horseback with leprosy,
 
anon101x said:
This isn’t a defense of Ian, but I agree super hard with you and I think people forget this about ian.

He seems out of touch because he is out of touch. Like, really bad.

Imagine becoming a millionaire in your teens/early 20s. Like holy shit you’re basically just a baby at that age. And his parents fully, fully supported him up until that point.

He’s never had a job. He’s never had to interact in the real world.

Ian is a piece of shit back stabbing snake.
But the better part of me does sometimes think that it could have been different if Ian actually….. didn’t grow up in a millionaire bubble.

he’s learning some real fucking hard knocks about life now that he’s becoming….. not even broke. Just middle class in his 30s.

But it’s almost like a cruel experiment.
Take a kid, make him super rich and addicted to the internet, introduce a slut that ruins him, and then watch him try to cope being functional and middle class 20 years later as the fame and cash is stripped away for him.

Watching a dude that’s never had to live among the common people become common in his middle age then add on that a bunch of weird drugs and therapy brain washing.

I mean it’s like doing a bunch of weird fucked up shit to a lab rat for entertainment.

Except it’s a retard named Ian.
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It seems like so many of his 'friends' at the time were in similar positions and didn't turn out as utterly pathetic and contemptable as him. I get where you're coming from, but Ian's life is where it is because of the choices he made (or let his wife/handler make for him).
 
anon101x said:
This isn’t a defense of Ian, but I agree super hard with you and I think people forget this about ian.

He seems out of touch because he is out of touch. Like, really bad.

Imagine becoming a millionaire in your teens/early 20s. Like holy shit you’re basically just a baby at that age. And his parents fully, fully supported him up until that point.

He’s never had a job. He’s never had to interact in the real world.

Ian is a piece of shit back stabbing snake.
But the better part of me does sometimes think that it could have been different if Ian actually….. didn’t grow up in a millionaire bubble.

he’s learning some real fucking hard knocks about life now that he’s becoming….. not even broke. Just middle class in his 30s.

But it’s almost like a cruel experiment.
Take a kid, make him super rich and addicted to the internet, introduce a slut that ruins him, and then watch him try to cope being functional and middle class 20 years later as the fame and cash is stripped away for him.

Watching a dude that’s never had to live among the common people become common in his middle age then add on that a bunch of weird drugs and therapy brain washing.

I mean it’s like doing a bunch of weird fucked up shit to a lab rat for entertainment.

Except it’s a retard named Ian.
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Ian is a skinwalking cipher of a man so if he had stayed in touch with the old cancer crew he might've been able to deal with fading into obscurity a little easier. Unfortunately for him the only model of behavior he has to mirror is a similarly washed up e-whore with BPD who has zero respect for him, his forties are going to be rough.
 
Bifocal Lens said:
If Anisa is coming in and actually taking one ounce of responsibility for Ian's failing videos (that she had nothing to do with, except linking him Reddit posts), she is getting fed up with Ian's shit. Like, this is completely out of character. She is finally losing hope and seeing Ian for the useless cuck he is. She must be doing EVERYTHING she can to monkey branch to someone, anyone. Code red, Anisa. Let's see how many mildly successful men will line themselves up for low-to-mid tier failed OF pussy and tattooed hands.
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This is what I’ve been saying. She is publicly dropping bread crumbs that she is frustrated. Remember, she never saw the video until Ian reacted to it on stream! She’s tired of him and his failures (which are hers). She’ll grant him another year or two tops to try to figure it out before she really starts aging and knows it will be harder to find a man.

She will encourage him to try creative projects most likely but it will fail. No one liked thanos zit popper, monkeyball arcade thing or ranking cheeze its. Ian just isn’t entertaining anymore and he’s too old and jaded to go back to the energy he had in his brief golden years. He is just a simple guy now who makes himself look foolish getting worked up on stream over drama or talking about politics.

Ian’s time on the internet is done. Some people only have one to three years in them where they make good content and he is just one of those people. He’s been leaning on the crutch of his golden years and reputation that came with it since 2020. Anisa is starting to recognize that and she knows she can get someone else even if they’re not famous or as rich as Ian used to be. People seem to overlook that most of the world doesn’t know these people and how bad Anisa is. She’s not famous. Even if they googled her she could have some simp (especially an immigrant completely unaware of internet culture) fooled into thinking she was the victim of years of abuse from her ex husband. She is highly manipulative.

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I think Anisa's best bet, really her only chance, of monkey branching is to work up some sob story about why she really needs Ian's money help in getting her tattoos removed (much like her bolt ons). Then being the pathetic loving cuck husband he is, he'll acquiesce and give into her demands pleas.

Honestly who's going to take in an aging BPD whore covered in ink? I'd say maybe some Hell's Angels type 30+ years her age might take that kind of woman.
But then again one week into being some 1%ers old lady she's going to watch a single episode of Sons of Anarchy and decide she's gonna skinwalk Gemma and quickly learn that shit won't fly very far in real life.
And the worst part of that scenario is we won't be able to see it.
 
Mogged by Warski and 'The Fat One'. Suffah Ian!

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anon101x said:
Imagine becoming a millionaire in your teens/early 20s. Like holy shit you’re basically just a baby at that age. And his parents fully, fully supported him up until that point.
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Not to be super pedantic but Ian was 26 in 2016 (He was born in 1990). I agree with you in a general sense but this doesn't apply to him, he should have had the life experience to know better than this. It also makes the whole thing about him being a turbo virgin when he met Anisa way funnier IMO.
 
eye fucker said:
Not to be super pedantic but Ian was 26 in 2016 (He was born in 1990). I agree with you in a general sense but this doesn't apply to him, he should have had the life experience to know better than this. It also makes the whole thing about him being a turbo virgin when he met Anisa way funnier IMO.
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Damn that's a rough 34. Putting up with Anisa is aging him worse than alcoholism.
 
eye fucker said:
Not to be super pedantic but Ian was 26 in 2016 (He was born in 1990). I agree with you in a general sense but this doesn't apply to him, he should have had the life experience to know better than this. It also makes the whole thing about him being a turbo virgin when he met Anisa way funnier IMO.
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He probably resents his parent's approval because they're dirty chuds that supported him saying niggerfaggot and making him more racist or whatever
 
eye fucker said:
Not to be super pedantic but Ian was 26 in 2016 (He was born in 1990). I agree with you in a general sense but this doesn't apply to him, he should have had the life experience to know better than this. It also makes the whole thing about him being a turbo virgin when he met Anisa way funnier IMO.
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He didn't he dropped out of college and as far as I know the only job he had was a electrician apprenticeship (that he quit) and yes he was still living in his parents house until he met Anisa she has talked about living with him and his mom (and how his room in his moms house stank). He was NEET until around 2016. You could even say he still is a NEET since he barley has a job at this point, has no real education, and cant really edit a video.
 
Bog #68

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At the time of posting this it says there will be four uploaded tonight. There are two so far, here is the first.

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Dane is missing. Anisa is super low energy. Ian is cracked out. Extremely boring, nothing worth clipping. Anisa looks plumper. This was filmed before she did the squirrel girl cosplay.

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  • opens with so much weird tension
  • Anisa says she is drained from getting her hair extensions out
  • Dane isn’t there
  • Anisa jokes that she and Dane had a falling out?
  • Anisa does not seem to like her hair
  • This was filmed before her squirrel girl cosplay because she talks about her eyeliner and practicing for it
  • Anisa said they needed the time off (from the bog)
  • Anisa says they’ve both been working!! That when Ian is working she is cleaning and cooking
  • Anisa says her brain is cooked
  • Ian tries to come up with reasons: she’s on her period, she missed her meds, no wait! It’s actually because it’s 3 PM and that’s her nap time!
  • Anisa confirms it’s her nap time (she works so hard she has no energy without her 3PM nap)
  • Anisa says Ian is trying really hard on his stream
  • Ian says he can tell how it’s going to work and Anisa interjects “with a bunch of unpaid labor from your loving wife”
  • Anisa says the dog chemo is throwing a wrench in things
  • Anisa talks about how sickly the dog is and she’s pissing herself at the vet and the vets have to bathe her
  • They go back and forth if ians dogs were obese. Ian said it’s not true
  • Anisa is arguing that it’s okay for some breeds of dogs to be fat
  • Ian wants to bring up pictures of his dogs next podcast to see if people agree if they were fat
  • Anisa tells a story about how Ian’s parents used to throw pancakes down his dogs throats, she almost takes a jab at Ethan Klein then stops
  • They skipped watching a movie and Anisa tells Ian to text Dane and say they’re watching Chicago next
  • Ian talked to the mods and they are musical positive
  • Anisa says Ian’s audience is fruity as fuck and he’s already upset the insecure weirdos so he has to agree that musicals are great
  • Anisa says she likes to believe that Trisha Payatas only learned everything she knows about America through Hamilton and it wasn’t a joke
  • Ian says he is quoting big bang theory and Anisa is upset he outed her as being the one who put him onto big bang theory
  • Anisa says it’s all they can watch because they’re emotionally worn down from the internet
  • They say big bang theory is better than home improvement shows and other trash tv
  • They both try to take shots at Barron Trump even though he’s the most private of the Trump family
  • Anisa says the trumps need their own show and they agree because since the Pauls got their own show you don’t hear about them anymore. They say they need to be contained to an aquarium
  • More Trump bad, boring (this episode has me completely convinced it was Anisa’s idea to do a trump video. She is very passionate in her hate of Trump. She can’t stop bringing them up)
  • Anisa is bringing up Reddit posts (I’m convinced Reddit does write Ian’s scripts)
  • Ian takes shot at his dad for thinking Boy Scouts are gay
  • Anisa says her dad was so white collar he had no room to call anything gay
  • They are talking about YouTubers who need a “whack” like car salesmen. Anisa said Ian deserves one and she deserves one but they ultimately settle on anyone with over 10 million subs
  • Weird discussion about if CEO and CFOs are worse than YouTubers?
  • Anisa admits she doesn’t know what a CFO is and Ian says he doesn’t know the difference
  • Anisa said she would kill herself if she were a CEO
  • Anisa said if she didn’t start an internet career she’d be going across the globe opening Dennys! She claims they offered her a good salary
  • They both talk about her going back and doing it but laughing. She unironically then says she would be opening Dennys if she hadn’t done twitch and everything else
  • Ian says he would have done trades if he hadn’t done YouTube. He specifically was interested in being a locksmith. He goes on and on about his interest in locksmiths
  • Anisa says she wouldn’t mind doing uber grocery shopping with Ian, but she wouldn’t do it alone. She said she thinks she wouldn’t hustle fast enough but she thinks they could do it if they ever needed the money
  • Anisa says Ian doesn’t like silliness when he’s trying to be serious
  • Anisa says she was very grumpy before she was medicated and it made Ian grumpier
  • Blah blah meditation and therapy
  • Anisa says the Internet is getting worse and you should spend more time with people
  • Anisa says they recently had conflict with other people in their lives but it was resolved
  • Anisa suggests volunteering once a week (we’ll see how long she keeps up her volunteering)
  • Ian gets a text from an ice cream place they used to go to and they both get sad and say they miss it
 
Carl's Jr said:
He didn't he dropped out of college and as far as I know the only job he had was a electrician apprenticeship (that he quit) and yes he was still living in his parents house until he met Anisa she has talked about living with him and his mom (and how his room in his moms house stank). He was NEET until around 2016. You could even say he still is a NEET since he barley has a job at this point, has no real education, and cant really edit a video.
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He's never not been a neet in practice which pretty clearly explains his politics. He's never had the experience of being capable of working a job and having an apartment and dating women while just being a nobody and figuring things out, his only sense of identity and success is tied to larping as a teenager in his late 20s.

Imagine his current situation i.e. being in your mid 30s and the only way you can think of making a living is by imitating tik tok teens and you suck at it. It's pretty horrifying.
 
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