🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

[Vampirella]

One of her haters made a bunch of AI art of her getting pretty brutally fucked. It's somewhere in this thread or the Dumb Webcomics community thread IIRC.

Well I'll be damned. Funny that AI can make her art. I know someone tried it with Dobson too. It was almost perfect. Ok so she didn't do porn of her being fucked by horse it fooled me.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Well I'll be damned. Funny that AI can make her art. I know someone tried it with Dobson too. It was almost perfect. Ok so she didn't do porn of her being fucked by horse it fooled me.

Is this a sign?

 

[Vampirella]

Is this a sign?

I'll give her that title when she tells a celebrities' kid they should calm down while morning their dead parent.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I'll give her that title when she tells a celebrities' kid they should calm down while morning their dead parent.

I meant the random text.

 

[Vampirella]

I meant the random text.

I know I still stand by what I said.

 

[N Man]

I saw her nudes (for free, ofc), and I wouldn't bury my wood inside her.
Also, no idea why this broad has an onlyfans while also having children, being very active and somewhat popular in the webcomic space, and doing political commentary. Seems to me like a recipe for disaster in the making

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

I saw her nudes (for free, ofc), and I wouldn't bury my wood inside her.
Also, no idea why this broad has an onlyfans while also having children, being very active and somewhat popular in the webcomic space, and doing political commentary. Seems to me like a recipe for disaster in the making

I’ve said it before but sticking your dick in her would be like fucking a bag of chicken bones. Also, I don’t like Nick Fuentes, but the idea of her kids growing up to be little groypers is mad funny.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Does this count as a double post if both my posts are literally hours apart?

 

[Vampirella]

Does this count as a double post if both my posts are literally hours apart?

Loneliness isn't being physically alone, true loneliness is when you're not heard. She's doing a great job contributing to that. I'm sure that kind of attitude will help her son.

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

Like all leftists, Ellen is lying through her teeth again. I looked through the comments of the linked Reddit post and it was mostly people calling bullshit, saying that the women who want to leave the US actively choose not to. Not too similar to when people cried about leaving America when Trump took office circa 2016.

 

[Vampirella]

Like all leftists, Ellen is lying through her teeth again. I looked through the comments of the linked Reddit post and it was mostly people calling bullshit, saying that the women who want to leave the US actively choose not to. Not too similar to when people cried about leaving America when Trump took office circa 2016.
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I saw a video of a woman that did leave the US and now regrets it because she moved to a 3rd world country and doesn't speak the language, and now realized that she lost a lot of luxury and support that she had in the US.

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

Like all leftists, Ellen is lying through her teeth again. I looked through the comments of the linked Reddit post and it was mostly people calling bullshit, saying that the women who want to leave the US actively choose not to. Not too similar to when people cried about leaving America when Trump took office circa 2016.
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"GRRR!! AMERICA IS LE FASCIST DICTATORSHIP!! NO KINGS!!!"

"What?!?!? Freedom to leave a country... FOR FREE!!!??? FUCKING CUCKS, INCELS, FASCISTS, NAZIS!!!!!"

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

So how long before Ellen makes her own KF account and starts posting in this thread? She can tell us about how cool she actually is and trade art tips with WogglebugLoveProductions. I'm sure she lurks, but I'm unsurprised that she's too scared to post to the heckin' evil nazi chud website.

I'm not sure what you're talking about lol
She would never make an account on here lmao
Only alt-right bigoted Nazi's would talk about me her here! lol

EDIT:
Misspelled "her"!

This could be funny if it was over the top, eventually running him over in a monster truck or something, that'd be some form of comedy; but alas, it's more overly pandering nonsense that has no joke, It does amaze me how she has no sense of humor at all. I thought of that joke within like a minute, how quickly would she need to make these dogshit comics for it to not even seep into her to put a joke in there.

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How much you wanna bet that it was just a regular guy that was kind of disheveled, near the busstation, hailing for the bus, and she immediately thought he was doing a Nazi salute because she's that politically brainrotted? I'd bet like 30 grand.

sorry for doublepost

 

[Dickbucketz 117]

How much you wanna bet that it was just a regular guy that was kind of disheveled, near the busstation, hailing for the bus, and she immediately thought he was doing a Nazi salute because she's that politically brainrotted? I'd bet like 30 grand.

I'm all in on "it's entirely made the fuck up"

sorry for doublepost

You can edit your posts for some time after posting.

 

[pozzed zogbot nogmob]

wait i get it now

 

[Luke’s Missing Hand]

At first I thought she meant bass as in her singing voice. I’ve never heard either of them sing so I can’t be sure but I assume Ellen’s singing voice is similar G1 Starscream if he deepthroated a cactus.

Then I scrolled down and my eyes were sexually assaulted

Either “bass” was a typo or she was being cheeky and used “bass” as some kind of way to not get her post removed.

In short;

Ellen, you make Hank Hill look caked up by sheer comparison.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

At first I thought she meant bass as in her singing voice. I’ve never heard either of them sing so I can’t be sure but I assume Ellen’s singing voice is similar G1 Starscream if he deepthroated a cactus.
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Then I scrolled down and my eyes were sexually assaulted
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Either “bass” was a typo or she was being cheeky and used “bass” as some kind of way to not get her post removed.

In short;

Ellen, you make Hank Hill look caked up by sheer comparison.

It’s a cheeky reference to a Meghan Trainor song from 2014, All About That Bass. God, it’s been that long?? She says it’s about “loving yourself, loving your body, loving your insecurities, and having fun with it." Which is kinda nice I guess, I always thought it was just about someone singing about how thicc they are. Meanwhile Ellen comes off as way more of an insecure bitch.

https://genius.com/Meghan-trainor-all-about-that-bass-lyrics

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

At first I thought she meant bass as in her singing voice. I’ve never heard either of them sing so I can’t be sure but I assume Ellen’s singing voice is similar G1 Starscream if he deepthroated a cactus.
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Then I scrolled down and my eyes were sexually assaulted
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Either “bass” was a typo or she was being cheeky and used “bass” as some kind of way to not get her post removed.

In short;

Ellen, you make Hank Hill look caked up by sheer comparison.

My ass and ass are thicker than yours.

 

[Agares]

Does this count as a double post if both my posts are literally hours apart?
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Strawman argument, blatant misandry and a total lack of theory of mind. Yup, it’s an Ellen comic!

Rich, liberal white women are mentally and physically incapable of understanding men’s problems more than any other demographic.

 

[Vampirella]

She's kind of built like a bass.