DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Beverly Sutphin said:
If Phil is making $16 an hour, just throwing that out there, the average minimum wage in Renton is $20.90. He's basically making the Washington state minimum wage, which is $16 an hour, by streaming on Kick....that's IF he's getting the average. He could be making a bit more on Kick, not including tips and subs, but just getting that hourly wage. If Phil is making the minimum wage on Kick, he makes about as much as that dishwasher at that local Mexican restaurant, minus tips.
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Note that Phil insists on streaming on Youtube, as well. I believe Kick pays far less if you dual stream. Which would explain why he tried weaseling around toggling the dual streaming option on Kick that they had to tell him to change.
 
It blows me away that Phil is still worried about his reputation.

Phil, you were caught JERKING OFF. How low does your reputation sink from THAT point?

Just tell the fucking truth. RoachKing got into your skin and made you salty. Because if you didn't fucking care, you'd keep his name out of your mouth and live your life. For fuck's sake, Phil, why are you like this? You just can't ignore someone and live your sham of a life. One dude streams you being retarded, and you lie and say it doesn't affect you. And yet you go on a fucking tirade over it in front of a live audience of wheelchairs. If something pisses you off, Phil, just be fucking honest about it and don't backslide on backward apologies. Be a fucking man for once.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
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almost 1 million views in a day. phil is going to be seething hard
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Imagine a million motherfuckers tuning into a video just to laugh at and be disgusted by you. Its hard to even grasp how many people that actually is. Each week around a million people attend nfl games in person- imagine every single nfl stadium packed full of people but instead of watching football they're there to watch a clip of you being an asshole on the jumbotron. I honestly dont know how you begin to cope with that level of embarrassment. I guess autism and narcissism help but its still just crazy to imagine having that many people dislike you.
 
Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH said:
Just tell the fucking truth. RoachKing got into your skin and made you salty. Because if you didn't fucking care, you'd keep his name out of your mouth and live your life. For fuck's sake, Phil, why are you like this?
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Phil is only salty because Asmongold gets a lot more money than him. He knows admitting this will only make him look bad. He so wishes he could just turn OBS on, record himself babbling about nothing and be showered in riches.
 
Coke Zero said:
Imagine a million motherfuckers tuning into a video just to laugh at and be disgusted by you. Its hard to even grasp how many people that actually is. Each week around a million people attend nfl games in person- imagine every single nfl stadium packed full of people but instead of watching football they're there to watch a clip of you being an asshole on the jumbotron. I honestly dont know how you begin to cope with that level of embarrassment. I guess autism and narcissism help but its still just crazy to imagine having that many people dislike you.
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Its easy when you're narcissistic enough to genuinely believe that all of those people are idiot mouth droolers and totally wrong.

I think the entire population of the world could disagree with him and Phil would still believe hes totally in the right and has done nothing wrong.
 
Its amazing how I go 6 months without checking in and nothing changes. its amazing how much he dug in he is to.this. this is your life dsp. And now kate is supposedly missing. No panda no kat just a pig in his pig pen
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Had some downtime at work and started looking into KC paypigs and and socks that people have speculated were ICS.

I'll be coming out with a large expose (expose-ay) on ICS sock accounts either tonight or in the next few days to tell a story of what this guy has been doing since Phil banned him.
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He's been owning detractors and making them seethe.

FrenEnthusiast said:
Why the fuck is this on the front page? Who gives a shit? Genuine question.
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1. Because you're a faggot.
2. People who aren't faggots.

Genuine answer.

HUGE SHOUTOUT to DSP in Joon's latest documentary:

"The quintessential lolcow"

Sorry :null:, it's official now. Suffah Chris Chan forum!
 
Samson Hydemanfinkelstein said:
I have some issues with lactose intolerance. I'm not actually lactose intolerant but if I eat a good amount of dairy I can get gassy and bloated.
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You have no idea how annoyed I get when he says this. He thinks he is special because he gets an upset stomach from dairy..hate to break this to you Phil but that's the entire human race. Every single human who will exist, currently exists and has existed gets an upset stomach from consuming too much dairy. You aren't special.

He's been really aggreviating my tism recently.
 
FrenEnthusiast said:
Why the fuck is this on the front page? Who gives a shit? Genuine question.
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Here's a food analogy for the fat fucks. Imagine running a restaurant with the business model of telling the customer that they need to pay to look at the menu, pay to come into the establishment, pay before they eat and pay for the privilege of maybe coming back. There's only 2 items on the menu and they both suck. The manager also constantly complains during the meal about how everyone who walks past the building should be paying for the pleasure.
 
Also building off my previous post, its hard to fathom how truly unlikable phil is. If you look at the views some of the documentaries about him have got, its safe to assume at least 10 million people on the planet have heard of him, and he struggles to get 200 viewers at a time. And even then most of his 200 viewers are trolls and viewbots. Out of every 10,000 people who know who he is, maybe one comes away with the opinion that he doesnt completely suck. Its truly remarkable that so many people just dont like you.

I hate to give phil advice but really what he needs to do one of these times when his channel gets a ton of exposure like the current asmondgold arc, is just come out and admit to everything and apologize for being such a shitty person the past 17 years. Apologize for guilt tripping your real fans into thinking you were going to lose your house and couldn't afford groceries while actually spending thousands of dollars each month on a mobile game. Explain how the mobile game spending overlapped with his bankruptcy and also that he is well aware of what people are asking when they question his business expenses. Admit that all the guilt tripping and schemes to squeeze more money from his fans was all thoroughly planned out and wasn't just him accidentally going overboard with the begging. Admit to all the constant lies and make an attempt to actually be honest going forward. Admit that your controllers and internet connection arent sentient beings setting out to humiliate you and that sometimes you just fairly get beat at video games. Actually think about why so many people dont like you and think about how you could actually change instead of just unilaterally declaring that you've changed. Of course none of this will ever happen, he'll just double down on all the retarded behavior and continue being a lolcow for the next 17 years.
 
Coke Zero said:
I hate to give phil advice but really what he needs to do one of these times when his channel gets a ton of exposure like the current asmondgold arc, is just come out and admit to everything and apologize for being such a shitty person the past 17 years.
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The problem is if Phil does this, he ends the one reason that 99% people follow him.

The underlying issue is that Phil never should have been a content creator to begin with because he sucks at everything. He's not good at games, entertaining, funny, likeable, charismatic, intelligent, witty, physically attractive, etc... There's nothing there. As we all know, Phil got to this position of internet fame spamming garbage Youtube gaming videos.

I think deep down, Phil is aware of this because of his autistic schedule. He knows he streams too much. It's the one thing he has control over, like many men who hyperfocus on their career... like his father, David. Except Dave does actually useful tasks unlike his fat faggot beggar son.
 
Duke of Wellington said:
Here's a food analogy for the fat fucks.
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Imagine a restaurant where every day the manager has to keep it open one hour after the closing time, waiting for the client who likes to be called "The manager is retarded" to come in and pay for everyone's meals. The manager bases the satisfaction of his customers on whether this customer comes by or not. If he doesn't come by, it's the supplier's food quality and has nothing to do with the fact that the chef is borderline retarded.
 
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