DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
AGoodBrazilian said:
I tuned in at the exact moment he was being an ungrateful asshole with no self-awareness. What are the odds?


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The fact that he got the Dr. Frankenstein reference correct, instead of referring to the monster as Frankenstein, means he recently watched Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
This only costs $300 a day:

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What was that rotation at the beginning ? It doesn't seem to be part of the "bit" he's doing right after.

It's really strange how red his face is... He's got some weird white circles around his eyes too, almost like he went out sunbathing and got sunburned on the face while wearing glasses. (Impossible as he leaves the fort only a few times a month)
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
He was one of the first doing gaming on youtube when it wasn't a thing.

Add to that him spamming 15min videos back when the algorithm was rewarding that kind of behaviour and you get the reason of his early success.

He also was rushing the store for every new game release, then playing the whole game on the span of two or 3 days straight to then upload the quickest way possible his "gameplay".
(Basically mass producing shitty gameplay)

So if you were searching for a game that just came out on YouTube his channel would pop up.

He got a huge following back in the day and then with time the kid who followed him grew up, the normal people left his channel and he was left with retards
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Correct, but Phil's base of original "fans" of his content has largely dwindled and I don't think any of his whales now consists of them.

His few viewers left:

1) TIHYDP (This is how you don't play) viewers. Basically, laugh at Phil being bad at video games. Unfortunately, Phil has gone to all lengths he can to avoid providing this content anymore to protect his narcissistic ego. But, there's still a good amount of viewers who hold out for the few moments of TIHYDP that sneak through, even posters here. I've long given up.

2) Phil is extremely rigid and autistic with his schedule. He streams 11am-4pm, 7pm-9:30pm 5-6 days per week. Way too much, and it's taken a significant toll on him. Phil is the quintessential example of being burned out on games. But, the positive of this is that he has a small but loyal base of lonely, actually retarded people (hence the term, "dents" for one of his moderators that has an actual dent in his head) that watch him every day that have nowhere else to go.

3) Most of Phil's whales consist of the extremely lonely and deranged who give him money for attention, all negative. They enjoy Phil treating them like dirt, findom or whatever. They enjoy being hated here. They enjoy burning significant amounts of money for no reason, some of them who know they make far less money than Phil does. I cannot understand these people.

4) Passerbys like Kino Casino, Null, many people here that know little if anything about Phil. They think he's hated for no reason, fall for his nonsense about being cancelled by trolls, and that Phil is just some boring old guy that sucks at games and is harmless. Eventually, if they hang around long enough, they see what we've saying about Phil for years. Philip Paul Burnell has no redeeming qualities. He really is this stupid. He really is this narcissistic and impossible to deal with. His begging really is this insane. And he's harmless compared to many other lolcows here, since he's a mentally shattered paranoid shut-in hermit, so that helps us in following him because none of this shit matters.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Kat could assuming she's unemployed/part-time shit job, but it would be a pittance amount like under $50/month unless she lies about being dependent on Phil which would be foolish.

Kat could also get on SSI if she's actually autistic, which she should because she'd get more money living alone.
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Can’t be on ssi and have a firearm doesn’t work that way in Washington
 
Balr0g said:
He is still collecting food for thanksgiving. Probably. Or as others stated, Linda hans't send anything (because she is probably dead) and therefor the event is now "toxic" for Phil

Edit: btw the roach king commented on the pigroach. Sir Moist 2.0?

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Love hi m or hate him but sometimes Asmond makes a video that is one of the funniest videos on the whole internet.
This is one of them.
 
The asmongold video was pretty funny to see people in his chat that were unaware of DSP react to his retardation. However, I can't stand how asmongold makes all these weird exaggerated eyebrow movements. It's weird as fuck.

It does just show that I have no idea who DSP thinks he's appealing to nowadays. The first reaction of new people who know nothing about him is mocking and disgust. He really is an out of touch old man who thought he could coast forever on playing video games with no effort, and is trying desperately to hold on to that.
 
Asmon was already aware of DSP from the classic clip of DSP ending his stream but not really & jerking off on camera. This is just icing on the cake, roasting piggy for fans not paying.
 
220 drops 25 kick subs to hit the goal and you can see the money buff activate in DSP's eyes. You can say weird shit about Kat and shit on DSP all you want if you pay good to know!
 
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