Linda Quintanaa / Pantsuela III / "The 19 Year-old Senorita" / "Queen from Tabasco" / @lindaquintanaa - Three strikes you're out.

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After reading OP, do you believe Ralph is participating in Human Trafficking again?

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Um... said:
Cog is a scumbag idiot. She has her own place and a little dog. No kids.

His entire online ‘life’ is a sad fantasy.
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Case in point: the goal streak. He takes such pride in something fraudulent that has no purpose other than to give the impression that he makes slightly more than a Steak N Shake manager.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Case in point: the goal streak. He takes such pride in something fraudulent that has no purpose other than to give the impression that he makes slightly more than a Steak N Shake manager.
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Oh, you mean the thing that doesn't count when he gets upset and leaves the stream early, has tech issues, or arbitrarily doesn't count? The thing where the reward for hitting it never matriculates 95% of the time? The thing where he's saved nearly every single day with multiple $50+ donations coming in during the last hours, and you can tell they're totally above board because they're always through power chat and Ralph barely acknowledges them?

I'm honestly not sure what's driving him to continue humoring da streak. Da gaylogs treat it like the joke that it is. Do any of his dozen legitimate fans hoot and holler when he hits it? It's goofy that da streak is the only thing Ralph has ever demonstrated discipline and commitment to keep it alive. Even when da goal isn't reached, he just ignores it like it never happened and his subhuman audience is none the wiser.
 
HackerX said:
Can we hit da goal??? There's deep, poetic irony that it's set at $250.

On another note, I'm hyper curious what her perspective on all this is. Ralph almost certainly simped, wined, and dined her, but you have to wonder what he told her. And what he's telling her now. That he's a world-renown streamer with a legion of fans? He probably showed her his Xitter followers and everything, but made sure to not let her see the lack of engagement. Did he tell her there's an army of gaylogs that want nothing more to see him suffer? If he didn't inform her a month or so ago, he's absolutely informing her now. Was Ralph particularly disgusting towards her when they were 'together'? (Well, moreso than the typical clientele who purchase services from women) If so, that's definitely loosen her lips quite a bit.

What if she's giddy about all this? "I'm about to make a few bucks by talking about this grotesquely weird piglet!" Obv I'm not her, not her sex, not a spic, but I have to imagine some things translate well across all cultures. Making $250 by doing nothing but making fun of, and providing information on, a weird dude who paid for the GFE/pictures (at the very least, see below) is straight ballin'. TBF though, Ralph wasn't such a disaster that she'll do it for free. Not yet anyways.

---At the very least as in I'm not convinced Ralph had enough pesos to pay for access to her brown, brown hole. Hopefully she charged him extra if she did. Ya know, a 'really fucking weird looking dude's fee.
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She'll probably pocket the $250 and say nothing. That way she gets the money and keeps the client.
 
Evan Kor said:
She'll probably pocket the $250 and say nothing. That way she gets the money and keeps the client.
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I’m sure Ralph was busy texting her a list of things to leak to “own the alogs”

“Si, si! Tell them I have el largo dick! Huge in fact! And that I’m 6 feet tall!”

💊:diddler: 🥃
 
Evan Kor said:
She'll probably pocket the $250 and say nothing. That way she gets the money and keeps the client.
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¡Hola! Me llamo Jake Slobbermutt. Soy investigador privado con licencia en Memphis y busco a un hombre de la zona que huyó a México. Se llama Ethan Ralph. No, no es un delincuente; su hermano, Gator, con quien no se habla, lo está buscando. El señor Ralph niega la existencia de Gator, pero este aún lo quiere. ¿Tiene usted la dirección de Ethan Ralph?
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Ralph is pioneering new ways to be pathetic. Lol trying to pass off a prostitute as your girlfriend in an attempt to own your online haters is a groundbreaking innovation in the field of being down bad
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What's wild to me is even if he DID have a woman he didn't have to pay in his life, his best course of action would to be to say "I'm keeping my girlfriend off stream because I don't want trolls bugging her".
But of course this isn't something that occurs to him
 
Rage Pig said:
It's amazing. Millions of men pay for sex with prostitutes on every given day, but how many pay to take a picture to present a fake girl friend? Piggy's the first time I see this, as you said a true pioneer.
HIS GF IS FAKE
HIS DONOS ARE FAKE
HIS VIEWER NUMBERS ARE FAKE
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Ralph is really just a woman trapped in a pig man’s body.
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He took the plot from one of the most famous 90s Romcom’s.
 
I hit the win sticker until I was able to stop laughing.

EXHAUSTED
 
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