💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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He either has a hard boner for China or he wants the positive PR money or both.
It's probably both. China's best visited with a local tour guide who knows to avoid all the dumb tourist traps and tourist scams. If the CPC or a travel agency is paying this fuckwit, it's going to be a lame guided tour of highly westernised and polished "show areas" instead of hidden local gems and small enclaves worth visiting.
Chinese cooking uses a lot of pig lard as well. Hasanabi will burn in Hell after this. Any vegan/vegetarian visiting China must watch out for food that uses animal lard.
 
Him being pinned down like a rabid dog would be funny.
If I'm not retard, I'm pretty sure Kaya is what we call a 藏獒. They're pretty sought after "high class" pets in certain regions. It would be funny if he gets mauled by one.
She's 50% tibbetan mastiff yes.

And there are wild and aggressive packs of those in china.
 
These guys were created after the Tiananmen Square protests. They're kind of similar to America's National Guard in how they function, as in they armed to the teeth unlike your average Chinese cop who are usually really kind people.
Then on the bottom of the pyramid there's 城管 who goes on power trips to make people miserable. They're a lot better now but still pretty intolerable.

Why is this Roach faggot even visiting China? Does he approve of what the state does to the Turkic minorities there?
Oh yeah he does because he's a piece of shit.

Nah you forgot it's because it's "muh communist" and thus "good"
 
同志 Hasan finally showcasing Han-superiority.

All jokes aside, I can see why the CCP invited iShowSpeed for the PR, as, even if he is some ADHD type guy and annoying to some extant, his interactions were somewhat entertaining and apolitical in a positive sense, from the clips I seen, even if a lot was rehearsed/curated.

Hasan on the other hand seems to be on a self-funded trip there, still recovering from losing Zorandaddy's attention, hoping that fellow glorious "communists" respect him more. The thing Hasan doesn't get is that you don't win westerner's hearts for China by rattling off various anti-america and pro commie sentiments like a bot, same thing for the locals, who see him just as the next clueless white monkey parading himself around. The officials assigned to watch him will most likely see him as a nuisance too, as he doesn't deliver the type of content that they are currently looking for. Ofc, unless he fucks up big, nothing will happen to him, especially as a rich westerner.
 
What's this about Hasan fucking a 15yo in Berlin? Any credibility there? Came from another political streamer fag so probably not, but funny nonetheless. I'm choosing to believe it's true, and also that Destiny and Nick Fuentes had full on unprotected gay sex on a stack of The Protocols of The Elders of Zion.
 
What's this about Hasan fucking a 15yo in Berlin? Any credibility there? Came from another political streamer fag so probably not, but funny nonetheless. I'm choosing to believe it's true, and also that Destiny and Nick Fuentes had full on unprotected gay sex on a stack of The Protocols of The Elders of Zion.
Very short TLDR, Hasan claimed to have visited the Artemis brothel in 2021 (one of the largest commercial brothels in Berlin). Said brothel later had a raid by the police, as they were investigating if they employed underage prostitutes - said charges were later on dismissed though, at least officially.

Keep in mind, while I am german, I am not a frequenter of red-light-services, yet from what I know, it's certainly not impossible that (mostly eastern european) pimps handle underage girls and traffic them around here, yet it wouldn't be smart to traffic these illegal girls via one of the most well known and largest brothels as it would draw too much attention and these big establishments usually are very "by the books" in terms of complying with regulation.

So did Hasan fuck an underage girl? I wouldn't put it past him, especially doing so in a big venue, considering his low IQ, but the joint where he was at that time had its charges dismissed.
 
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The Chinese laugh fucking killed me ngl
 
Fujing 辅警 are "Auxilary police", basically a glorified welfare program based of the French “gendarme adjoint volontaire”. They can be identified by the navy colored clothes, shitty patches falling off, lack of physical standards, and general net-negative effect to society. At most, they are equipped with anti-violence forks. The Teqin get a specialized variant of said anti-personel weapon with a stungun/cattle prod to shock people with. They exist to harass people, conduct endless ID checks, and be meatshields for cops listed below them.
You know, my immediate reaction to this was - fuck China and their totalitarian street jannies
But on second thought I wish we had some sort of 辅警-light over here to harass jeets and ask them about their immigration status
 
He either has a hard boner for China or he wants the positive PR money or both.

Hasan is jealous of Ishowspeed's China trip and simps for China real hard:
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IShowSpeed's cameraman Slipz leaks in chat that he got paid 5 million dollars

IShowspeed cameraman Slipz got paid by china.mp4
And people still think this nigger isn't a prop up DEI "E-celeb"
The moment those chink bots simultaneously started posting about him it should’ve already be a dead giveaway.
So apparently, after the phone seizure and shit, Hasan is still defending it with an "America is worse" take.

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Seriously, remind me the last time the US held up this guy and went through his phone because he waved around a confederate flag or some shit. Honestly, this faggot REALLY doesn't understand how good he has it.
It’s insane after all his fed posting about wanting the United States and western culture to die, he somehow faces no repercussions whatsoever.Are we sure this cocksucker isn't a fed asset?
Nah you forgot it's because it's "muh communist" and thus "good"
That and want the west to turn into a second third world shithole. It’s not like he actually cares about what happens to America anyway, he can just say he’s not white and fuck off back to Turkey.
 
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Hasan fits the bill of many bespectacled leftist supporters that end up going to a authoritian communist regime, only to end up getting killed by them.
 
If we take a look at the video, you can briefly see the police at 0:18. Notice the belt buckle and color. It's dark navy/black fatigues with a bright shinny silver buckle. Only Aux police (or the occasional patrol cops serving warrants on nonviolent offenders) wear that setup.
You could say that Hasan got questioned and, albeit, briefly detained by glorified jannies?

All jokes aside, I can see why the CCP invited iShowSpeed for the PR, as, even if he is some ADHD type guy and annoying to some extant, his interactions were somewhat entertaining and apolitical in a positive sense, from the clips I seen, even if a lot was rehearsed/curated.
That's precisely the thing. IShowSpeed was just a modern Minstrel show for the whole of his East Asia tour.

Apolitical negro that barks and does physical stunts, young people love him, bring him over. Meanwhile Hasan is political and PR poison.
 
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It's hard to get what the cop is really meaning, but it sounds like they are lying to the police about recording/taking photos, unless he meant specifically on that phone.

Hasan talked about it afterwards:

Here he plays it down, endorses police profiling and proclaims that since he now has so much experience with japanese, chinese, european and american cops he can say that the police is worse and more aggressive the further west you go.

As a sidenote, I also found this short uploaded to his main youtube channel titled "I might have to move to China":

It's just funny how this chink with a very clear accent is supposedly "a canadian living in China".

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I'm so disappointed in Bald and Bankrupt. My brain went to immediately cope that the other people copied him.
He used to be some pickup artist living in Ukraine before he made it on Youtube, it's not surprising that he's willing to sell out.
 
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Funniest result: He gets taken to Beijing No. 1 Detention Center after this. The routine there is to make them grow food (cabbage), then force them to destroy it all, while feeding you soup from pork but no meat.
That's downright Sisyphusian in terms of fucking with your prisoners' heads. The Imperium in 40k would only achieve that level of mindfuck on accident.
 
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