Pooh's Adventures of Autism - The Most Autistic Crossovers You Will Ever Find

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I admit, I used to do this kind of shit when I was a kid (though I stuck primarily to crossing over DBZ, Digimon, and Pokemon as that was what I sperged over then) and still like to play around with crossover nonsense in my head (though the stuff I do nowadays is mainly playing around with how characters I like would be in different settings, how they would interact, etc. It's fun for me, especially since most characters I like are varying degrees of mentally unwell). However even the worst shit I do and did as a kid is nothing compared to this.

Why cram so many characters into these things? Why the videos? Why the bad MSpaint movie posters?

I searched for various movies I like, thankfully the only ones they've messed with so far are The Lorax (though I highly doubt they could do worse things to it than all the depraved Onceler porn on tumblr) and Jurassic Park (which they've done a metric fuckton of shit with, including Barney crossovers). Then again, crossing Pooh or whatever with House of 1000 Corpses or Silence of the Lambs would be kind of hilarious because of how ridiculous it'd be.

Also, what the actual fuck is going on here?
 
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Apparently someone self-inserts himself into the X's Adventures crossover: (correct me if I'm wrong since I didn't watch Frozen *SIGH*)

http://jadensadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Ralphie_the_Fire_King
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Ralphie_the_Fire_King

Ralphie Gothel, is the second oldest son (so far) of Mother Gothel, The Mother of Villains, but like Kronk and Rapunzel he has a heart of gold, just made mistakes because of a broken heart, cause by the sacrifice he had to do for his beloved Queen Elsa.
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Alan Pardew said:
Apparently someone self-inserts himself into the X's Adventures crossover: (correct me if I'm wrong since I didn't watch Frozen *sigh*)

http://jadensadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Ralphie_the_Fire_King
http://poohadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Ralphie_the_Fire_King

Ralphie Gothel, is the second oldest son (so far) of Mother Gothel, The Mother of Villains, but like Kronk and Rapunzel he has a heart of gold, just made mistakes because of a broken heart, cause by the sacrifice he had to do for his beloved Queen Elsa.
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Looks so.

Also he's cheating on Elsa with Rapunzel (and the lizard's face says it all).
 
Why don't they even TRY creating something original?
Why all this obsession with pre-existing characters??
 
 
My reaction while watching "Pooh's Adventure of Epic Mickey:"
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~10:48, clip of the Tim Curry penguin from Pebble and the Penguin pouncing menacingly on the fat, autistic penguin.
Tim Curry Penguin: "So, you're Pooh. Ursula told me all about you."
Me: "But... that's not Pooh."
Spongebob: "You can't talk that way to Pooh!"
Me: "BUT THAT'S NOT POOH!

Those of you blaming all of this on autism are on to something, I believe. The creative process seems to be: an idea plays out in their heads, so they spend hours splicing together a bunch of arbitrary clips with no internal consistency and think, "Hm, yeah, they'll get what's supposed to be happening here." Upload to YouTube!

But thank God for us that these folks decided not to express their ideas via ordinary fanfiction or just keep them locked away in their tiny little brains.
 
The Nameless One said:
My reaction while watching "Pooh's Adventure of Epic Mickey:"

~10:48, clip of the Tim Curry penguin from Pebble and the Penguin pouncing menacingly on the fat, autistic penguin.
Tim Curry Penguin: "So, you're Pooh. Ursula told me all about you."
Me: "But... that's not Pooh."
Spongebob: "You can't talk that way to Pooh!"
Me: "BUT THAT'S NOT POOH!

Those of you blaming all of this on autism are on to something, I believe. The creative process seems to be: an idea plays out in their heads, so they spend hours splicing together a bunch of arbitrary clips with no internal consistency and think, "Hm, yeah, they'll get what's supposed to be happening here." Upload to YouTube!

But thank God for us that these folks decided not to express their ideas via ordinary fanfiction or just keep them locked away in their tiny little brains.
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I've found this list on their wiki. Note the red links.
It seems that when the exceptional folks at that wiki do these crossovers, they make a list of films and then try to forcibly insert Winnie the Pooh or Thomas the Tank Engine into it. They don't create films and then make a list of them, they do it vice versa.
 
I think we should start putting adult characters into kids shows. 'Walter White's Adventures'
 
About why people like these don't use original characters... I'm thinking it has to do with comfort.

It's not that creating an original character is 'too hard', since they're pretty much doing this with how they always have to come up with things the characters would never do or say, and often changing their personalities to fit 'their TRUE personalities' or whatever. It's just that, since they already have an image in mind, it's easy to work off that to begin with.

Of course it's dumb when the result has nothing to do with the real thing, or when you have to create ridiculous shit to make your mental plot work out [WTH Rapunzel's evil mom being the 'Mother of Villains'], but it's probably what makes them do it. And sometimes it's just that a character looks right enough, you know?
 
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http://jadensadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Jaden_Yuki

Jaden's adventures, featuring our hero Jaden from Yu-Gi-Oh! GX in his amazing adventures probably unrelated to the card game such as meeting Aladdin (http://jadensadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Jaden_meets_Aladdin) , TRON (http://jadensadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey,_Jaden_&_Friends_meet_TRON) and many more!
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I don't know why, but that sounds even gayer than shoving Pooh into everything.

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Why limit ourselves to parody posters when we can have parody videos.
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I'm not sure if I can find it (or even if it's still on YouTube). But I do remember a parody with Pooh being inserted into The Shawshank Redemption.
 
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