🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I had to take a closer look, shes just using too much product, over lining with a cream or liquid but theres no liner to clean everything up so her fat face jowls and wrinkles are letting excess pool around her maw.

she genuineleeeeee looks like when addict women pile on too much makeup because they're too cracked out to realise how they look. maybe methmama is sharing the stash? it's effective for weight loss at least.
 
Amber pretending to be so embarassed for her self diagnosed excoriation is such a weak attempt to get people to believe she doesn't have bed bugs. "omg if she's embarassed she must be telling the truth!"

No lard ass, I don't need to lookup your new collect 'em all diagnoses. You've got bed bugs. You have had them multiple times in your life and now is no different.

She really does think her viewers are the dumbest fuckers alive.
 
Claiming to be embarrassed about skin picking, but making a whole video to tell her viewers about choking on a potato and shitting her pants, a story NO ONE would have ever found out about unless she said something, MAKES NO DAMN SENSE!

And don't even get me started on being such a demure and dainty gorl but posting pics of a shit and blood filled toilet on your public Snapchat GET REAL HO
 
its a good thing shes snipped and gay or we'd be hearing about pregnancy scares from hardcore hand holding every other week
It really is proof to me that God has a wicked sense of humor by making sure that Amber and Chantal are sterile. Yeah they both ate their way there, but them not being able to drag an innocent child into the hell worlds of their own creation is something to be thankful for.
 
It really is proof to me that God has a wicked sense of humor by making sure that Amber and Chantal are sterile. Yeah they both ate their way there, but them not being able to drag an innocent child into the hell worlds of their own creation is something to be thankful for.
Adoption is still a possibility, let's not shut down the possibility of a child arc. I'm sure Amber is talking to a married woman atm, who's to say she doesn't have children...

Remember, Amber wants, Amber gets. She'll find a way to get her grubby sausage fingers on a baby if she really wants one.
 
Adoption is still a possibility, let's not shut down the possibility of a child arc. I'm sure Amber is talking to a married woman atm, who's to say she doesn't have children...

Remember, Amber wants, Amber gets. She'll find a way to get her grubby sausage fingers on a baby if she really wants one.
There's no fucking way an adoption agency would approve a 600+ pound piece of shit worthless fat fucking retard
 
Claiming to be embarrassed about skin picking, but making a whole video to tell her viewers about choking on a potato and shitting her pants, a story NO ONE would have ever found out about unless she said something, MAKES NO DAMN SENSE!

And don't even get me started on being such a demure and dainty gorl but posting pics of a shit and blood filled toilet on your public Snapchat GET REAL HO
The picking and choosey of what she’ll admit vs what she wants to hide is wild when no matter what, most of us know she is gross. We know she can’t reach her asshole, from the back or the front, it’s basic science. We see her short, absurdly fat arms and the obstacles between them and where they would have to go go gadget reach to even touch, much less clean properly.

idk what happened to the wiping/jerk off wand tool that Erika told us she was using, but a great way to avoid being so nasty with the shit cleanup is a very simple bidet attachment from Amazon that may cost $50-80 at this point, which could help the haters believe there is some level of cleanliness, saves money in washcloth replacement, and is a great way to prevent people that you are so in love with knowing that you’re even more disgusting than previously suspected while giving them less tea to spill in the future.

If she didn’t want us to think she is so hot and beautiful and smells so good she could really make bank by just leaning in fully to how gross it is be her. Chantal did it and still managed to get subhuman mates along the way. If Hamber weren’t so stingy with money post-Destiny she could be her true authentic filthy, oozing, neglectful self and never spend a night alone that she didn’t want to. Fed Bundy would have likely been better behaved if she’d only given her more than headaches, stained counters, and Tupperware.
 
a great way to avoid being so nasty with the shit cleanup is a very simple bidet attachment from Amazon that may cost $50-80 at this point
Do you think a bidet could penetrate those folds enough to reach the great cavern? The only reason I thought the sink worked is because I assume a corner would just cut right through to where it needs to go.

How much PSI does a bidet have?
 
I cleaned it up as best I could and "beavers" is a perfect fit, and judging from Charlie Gold's reaction last night to Yaba's superchat, this is the top theory.

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What’s the significance of ‘beavers’? My guess for the blanked out message was ‘temple’.
 
What’s the significance of ‘beavers’? My guess for the blanked out message was ‘temple’.
Beavers is like a young girls youth organization similar to Girl Scouts. She would be "mortified" if they found out that she's a scummy feeder teaser online and makes money off of ridiculing a fat retard.
 
Beavers is like a young girls youth organization similar to Girl Scouts.
Stupid pedantic correction: Beavers these days is a Scouting-style youth organization for 6-8 year olds, both boys and girls. Back in my day, Beavers was the boys-only organization that would precede Cub Scouts (Beavers -> Cubs -> Boy Scouts proper). The girls-only equivalent was Sparks (Sparks -> Brownies -> Girl Guides). In the past few decades, they've removed the segregation because a lot of girls were stuck doing crafts and other stupid shit instead of, y'know, cool outdoor stuff. Wish it had been like that when I was young!
 
In relation to the Rachel stuff, Amber said "She's a human who makes human mistakes, and she's a flawed human like everyone is because we're just people." or something to that effect, and when talking about herself in these never showered streams, she says again that she's "Just a human who makes human mistakes and I have human thoughts and feelings."
Where has she suddenly got this specific phrase from? Is it another vlogger she's obsessed with? Or has another Beggy slid into her DMs?
 
It really is proof to me that God has a wicked sense of humor by making sure that Amber and Chantal are sterile. Yeah they both ate their way there, but them not being able to drag an innocent child into the hell worlds of their own creation is something to be thankful for.
It's crazy when you think about it. Big Al literally ate her self into sterility. Scary shit. And she's so low IQ she's doesn't even realize the horrific nature of it.
 
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Stupid pedantic correction: Beavers these days is a Scouting-style youth organization for 6-8 year olds, both boys and girls. Back in my day, Beavers was the boys-only organization that would precede Cub Scouts (Beavers -> Cubs -> Boy Scouts proper). The girls-only equivalent was Sparks (Sparks -> Brownies -> Girl Guides). In the past few decades, they've removed the segregation because a lot of girls were stuck doing crafts and other stupid shit instead of, y'know, cool outdoor stuff. Wish it had been like that when I was young!
LOL I made a big stink about that at age 6 and was then made the only girl Beaver in my local club. This was decades ago. Thanks for a memory unlock. ❤️
Amber please do us all a favor and apply for disability, in person. You get paid, we get fed. You’re boring us!
 
Hamplanet overcompensating in her latest live about cleanliness is fucking hilarious. She uses 3 washcloths per shower guize that's why she's got stacks of washcloths! Quirky ritual gorly pop dontchaknow.

I know you're reading fat Amber. The only ritual you have is waking up, eating, obsessing over yourself, doing the washcloth shuffle, going to sleep. You've got bed bugs and are fat.

She's desperately attempting to control the narrative and I think it's for the benefit of the next potential live in nurse watching her lives. Emily knows how nasty she is and likely isn't the target.
 
She's desperately attempting to control the narrative and I think it's for the benefit of the next potential live in nurse watching her lives. Emily knows how nasty she is and likely isn't the target.
It's been speculated that she's talking to a couple of women on Instagram, so I think you're right on it. She goes through the Amber cycle with a girlfriend, where she appears to be this kind, reasonable, clean girl that's misunderstood and doesn't engage with hateful people in her audience. She's bragging about cleanliness, stating she no longer watches reaction channels and has been trying not to crash out on live, and she's been trying to be understanding of Rachel by saying 'all people make mistakes' and 'she's just a human'. I promise you she's trying to make herself more digestible for her next home nurse. Either she's already found one and is doing damage control, or she's actively looking for one.

I fear she's had a lapse in judgement, though, because meat with that much fat on isn't digestible for anyone.
 
I believe her because:
1. Amber is attention starved and has no standards.
2. Mens standards depend on whos around them at the time to judge their actions.
Wasn't she in California with her foster home when both of these pretended to happen? I know there is desperate high schoolers but an over 300 pound Amber for a handy? Also, she said one of them was pierced... as a minor. She just gives away that it never happened
Adoption is still a possibility, let's not shut down the possibility of a child arc. I'm sure Amber is talking to a married woman atm, who's to say she doesn't have children...

Remember, Amber wants, Amber gets. She'll find a way to get her grubby sausage fingers on a baby if she really wants one.
She can find out real quickly that child protective services plays by different rules than animal protection
 
I promise you she's trying to make herself more digestible for her next home nurse. Either she's already found one and is doing damage control, or she's actively looking for one.
Exactly! And because she's in such denial and is trying to present an Amber that has never existed, I don't think the usual culprits are the target audience. Whoever it is, they're fairly new.
 
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