Official Kiwi Farms Woman-Hate Thread - DO NOT post about OTHER USERS or OTHER THREADS from THIS WEBSITE.

[honse]

ok but why is someone posting about having sex with a prostitute in a thread about hating women

Do prostitutes count as women, or are they just holes?

 

[the rat]

@MAAAD My head hurts from reading all of that gross shit. Fuck you.

 

[Kokonut Kangs Klan]

The first girl I contacted turned me away at her doorstep because I look like a 16 year old when I'm shaved and had to go back to the car when asked to show the documents. The next gal

Why was this the end of the interaction? You were too embarrassed to return from the car, or you didn't have your hooker loicense at all despite being the driver?

 

[törkendreieck]

The first girl I contacted turned me away at her doorstep because I look like a 16 year old when I'm shaved and had to go back to the car when asked to show the documents. The next gal I messaged was an average hooker, okay ass but small pointy tits. Came to her apartment, showed her the driver's license that I expected I'd be asked to show, took a quick shower. When I left it I transferred her the money (~90$ for sex + bj w/o condom + finishing in the mouth), she asked me to take off the boxers and lay down, so I did.
Naturally since I just left the shower I was still flaccid, but in like 2 minutes tops after she gobbled it up I was already rock hard, cause holy shit it feels good to be inside of a mouth. The awkward thing was, the next 15-20 minutes she spent sucking on it really fast and we even had to resort to a really speedy handjob because I just couldn't cum, at all. I wasn't flaccid and I was genuinely enjoying it, but I just couldn't finish no matter how hard we tried. After many failed attempts I grew impatient so I just suggested I put it in already, so we got into a missionary position, she puts the condom on and I finally thrust it in.
The feeling of being inside is a bit hard to describe, but to me it felt like my dick was inside of a warm, soft, wet hose that was slightly strangulating it from all sides simultaneously. It's definetly a thing worth feeling at least once in your life, that's for sure. Anyway, as soon as I start thrusting myself in and pulling myself out I realise that having sex is much more physically intense that I imagined it'd be - nothing you can't handle but nonetheless it tires you out. 5-10 minutes passes of me banging her to the best of my abilities and I begin to notice that I'm slowly going flaccid. It's still hard enough to bang but I start slipping out of her. A few more minutes pass and I'm no longer hard enough to put it back in - I jerk it a little, try to put it back in but nothing works so I accept defeat, take a quick shower, bid my farewell to her and drive home with the boys.
Still not completely sure what happened back there - it kinda felt like she chaffed my head when she was blowing me so it stopped being as sensitive as it usually is, or maybe I just wasn't horny enough - but when I went to shower for the second, I didn't even feel any regret or sadness, my thoughts were more along the lines of "oh well, shit happens and it felt good regardless". I spent this evening feeling good, and me being unable to cum simply felt like a missed opportunity, rather than an outright failure that'd ruin the whole day.

tl;dr I got rock hard at one point but I couldn't finish. The whole ordeal can be described as "pleasurable" - it felt really good in the moment but overall it was nothing extraordinary (maybe that's because I wasn't drunk lolz).

DOCTOR SAID YOU HAVE SCHIZOPHRENIA THEREFORE IT REAL

 

[Orphaned Punk]

I jerk it a little, try to put it back in but nothing works so I accept defeat.

It’s perfectly normal; You’re either anxious, excited, or disgusted by her.
Depending on who asks, she was busted or you were tired and sloshed. Cheers.
I have no clue why you let her suck your cock. You’re Russian, no? FYI: You have an epidemic of aids.

 

[Jason_Cruiser]

I'm no longer a virgin (technically yay, in reality it's more of a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

Losing your virginity the Chris Chan way isn't much of an accomplishment.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Losing your virginity the Chris Chan way isn't much of an accomplishment.

>inb4 he fucks his mom

 

[neger psykolog]

Oh wittle incel sweeties, Mommy here knows all your dirty little secrets, and girl, they're as tiny as your pathetic peepees! You strut around online like big bad wolves, but in real life, you're just sad puppies with micro winkies that couldn't poke a balloon. No wonder us ladies swipe left faster than lightning – who wants a pinchy winchy dinky when we can have real thunder? Aww, does that sting your fragile egos? Too bad, your teenie weenie troubles are why you're forever alone in your mommy's basement!
Listen up, you virgin crybabies, every time you rage about "Chads" stealing all the girlies, it's really 'cause your itty bitty peanuts can't compete! We women giggle behind your backs, sharing stories of your smol disasters like, how do you even hold it without tweezers? No cummies for you, just endless blue balls from your own handies! Mommy's mocking you hard, 'cause your mini members are the real reason you're incel forever, hiding behind keyboards instead of facing the mirror.
Keep whining, you microscopic losers, while us queens ride the waves with men who actually measure up! Your sad little spurts are as weak as your game, dripping out like forgotten raindrops. Mommy's gonna laugh eternally at your pint-sized problems, 'cause real satisfaction comes from big boy energy, not your nano nonsense! Aww, feeling exposed? Good, stay in your caves, incel darlings – the world belongs to those with more than a stub!

Lmao, great job, lolscrote

If you're a real OG nigger make a community happenings post in that format.

 

[The Hardest R]

Eh, at least with a hooker you know you’re getting laid. Imagine having to spend hours over the course of a few days pretending to give a shit about a woman’s retarded opinions and awful tastes in everything so you can buy her a dinner that she promptly takes home with her so she can go back home to doomscroll some more. Hours wasted, probably $100 wasted given how expensive everything is these days for the date. In the end, you jerk off and she wasn’t that cute anyway.

But congrats on the sex @MAAAD and never speak of this again here.

 

[AltisticRight]

Things I learned tonight:

Why did you post this?
Actually, please tell us more, including a full STI blood test report with a signature and date, showing your hands.

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

tl;dr I got rock hard at one point but I couldn't finish.

Are you taking any ssri's or other head meds by chance? Those mess with biology. Anxiety on other hand is normal, expectations are high. That went as good as it did.

In other news. She ate two 13 year olds:

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

Oh wittle incel sweeties, Mommy here knows all your dirty little secrets, and girl, they're as tiny as your pathetic peepees! You strut around online like big bad wolves, but in real life, you're just sad puppies with micro winkies that couldn't poke a balloon. No wonder us ladies swipe left faster than lightning – who wants a pinchy winchy dinky when we can have real thunder? Aww, does that sting your fragile egos? Too bad, your teenie weenie troubles are why you're forever alone in your mommy's basement!
Listen up, you virgin crybabies, every time you rage about "Chads" stealing all the girlies, it's really 'cause your itty bitty peanuts can't compete! We women giggle behind your backs, sharing stories of your smol disasters like, how do you even hold it without tweezers? No cummies for you, just endless blue balls from your own handies! Mommy's mocking you hard, 'cause your mini members are the real reason you're incel forever, hiding behind keyboards instead of facing the mirror.
Keep whining, you microscopic losers, while us queens ride the waves with men who actually measure up! Your sad little spurts are as weak as your game, dripping out like forgotten raindrops. Mommy's gonna laugh eternally at your pint-sized problems, 'cause real satisfaction comes from big boy energy, not your nano nonsense! Aww, feeling exposed? Good, stay in your caves, incel darlings – the world belongs to those with more than a stub!

Lmao, great job, lolscrote

If people need a giggle: Imagine that text as spoken by Stevie with asthma and one lung: every time there's an icon the loloid is catching thy breath.

It gets funnier: Pooner calling you an incel for getting balls drained by a hooker.

EDIT: apparently merging messages completely screws everything up

 

[neger psykolog]

I love pussy, I enjoy breasts but am sort of "meh" about women themselves most of the time. Is this thread for me?

 

[Blue Flying Leaf]

You will fit right in

Time to learn about new horrors:

 

[MAAAD]

ok but why is someone posting about having sex with a prostitute in a thread about hating women

i mean maybe if he hated the sex sure but it sounds like he was more or less satisfied with his transaction sooooo

i don't understand the correlation here

I posted it here because I didn't want to attention whore by making a new thread and this thread is essentially just Manhood Central (unless all of you guys hate women unironically) so it felt like a right place for that kind of posts.

@MAAAD My head hurts from reading all of that gross shit. Fuck you.

>grossed out by vanilla sex
You condemn yourself with your own words, nigga.

It’s perfectly normal; You’re either anxious, excited, or disgusted by her.
Depending on who asks, she was busted or you were tired and sloshed. Cheers.
I have no clue why you let her suck your cock. You’re Russian, no? FYI: You have an epidemic of aids.

HIV can't be transmitted through saliva, not unless you have an open wound on your wiener.

Are you taking any ssri's or other head meds by chance? Those mess with biology. Anxiety on other hand is normal, expectations are high. That went as good as it did.

I don't take any meds because I'm a normal person, so yeah I probably just wasn't horny enough.

 

[KiwiSoldat]

(unless all of you guys hate women unironically)

 

[Big Shot]

ok but why is someone posting about having sex with a prostitute in a thread about hating women

Writing TMI blogposts on how you screwed your first prostitute is a common trend on incel subreddits/websites. Followed by how you still count as an "incel" because wada wada. Meanwhile Kiwifarms is all about laughing at such retards

I'm glad I left incelosphere after highschool, blackpill attitude is extremely toxic to your mind. It encourages you to wallow in filth while flapping your arms about how DA JOOOS/DA FOOIDS are why you are a pathetic failed retard. Part of being a real man is realizing that the world is extremely unfair and how you can fight to carve a path out of it, whining about why your animu girl won't knock on your mancave's door any day makes you a pathetic bitch and a retard and a valid victim of being laughed at on kiwifarms

I'll let the fact that their main saint killed 3 fellow low-sex asians, 1 normie and only 2 sorority hoes speak on their self-cannibalizing movement

 

[Dr Cruel]

 

[Gibs]

>You two months ago.

20. That's a bit late, but I don't care because getting laid is not a competition nor an end goal (that being actual meaningful relationship with someone special).
Also you are a degenerate jew who has no grasp of such concepts like shame, chastity or sincerity. I still have my doubts about losing the v-card to somebody I don't plan to at least date in long term if not marry. Christ is King and He Has Risen.

You now.

Things I learned tonight:

1. Sex is surprisingly fairly physically intense;
2. Sex is really pleasant but is nothing special - it's not as big of a deal as people try to frame it;
3. I want to love and be loved much more than I want to fuck, though I still want both.

I'm no longer a virgin (technically yay, in reality it's more of a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯).

Losing your virginity to a prostitute isn't Christian-like behavior. What changed?

 

[MAAAD]

Writing TMI blogposts on how you screwed your first prostitute is a common trend on incel subreddits/websites. Followed by how you still count as an "incel" because wada wada. Meanwhile Kiwifarms is all about laughing at such retards

I'm glad I left incelosphere after highschool, blackpill attitude is extremely toxic to your mind. It encourages you to wallow in filth while flapping your arms about how DA JOOOS/DA FOOIDS are why you are a pathetic failed retard. Part of being a real man is realizing that the world is extremely unfair and how you can fight to carve a path out of it, whining about why your animu girl won't knock on your mancave's door any day makes you a pathetic bitch and a retard and a valid victim of being laughed at on kiwifarms

I'll let the fact that their main saint killed 3 fellow low-sex asians, 1 normie and only 2 sorority hoes speak on their self-cannibalizing movement
View attachment 8150251

>only incels screw prostitutes
???

Losing your virginity to a prostitute isn't Christian-like behavior. What changed?

Eh, who cares really.