This first one is so fuckin' funny. Coomalot has no idea it's about Nick and says yeah I don't wanna end up like Nick (implying just being married), but because this gossip actually IS true, nick seethed and accepted that he was found out somehow, then proceeded to cope. He lichurally didn't have to admit that but it lined up and hit so perfectly.
B-but that involves remembering which child is supposed to wear what clothing--what with the sizes and the ordering...I-I-I mean if you just let them collect on the floor, you don't need to...to worry about any of that, and they can just...y'know, pick up what they want when they want without my having to give a damn!
It has always baffled me that Trek fans are often the biggest retard degenerates out there when the entire show (classic at least) tries to beat positive social commentary and good morals into the audience. Qayla hasn't learned shit from any of her marathons.
Niggers who talk shit to sources (beyond asking legit questions/criticism) should be threadbanned 4 autism tbh.
Sounds like this approach would work for their food too, right Nick?
Au contraire, mon frère. I think Kayla learned to imagine the best possible future.
Most of my friends and family, once they were washed, we were mostly in charge of our own clothes. Sometimes a mom might sort and fold, but they'd leave them somewhere like the couch or dinner table or something, and if they sat there for too long; "Hey, put your clothes away!" We also sorted via whites, darks, and reds; we didn't just throw everything in at once and let them mix. So the piles of shit just lying around, clean or dirty, is them being beyond lazy.
I've heard it said numerous times that they all look just like him. I wouldn't know. Until I see a photo lineup, I doubt it. I think it's more likely that one or two are cuckoo's eggs.
It puts in a different context stuff like his favorite kid. Is that kid the one he knows is his or the one he knows definitely isn't his.
Add the Jamacian sex workers so they can scam Nick for "abortion money" and you've got a complete package.
He didn't just stick his dick in crazy, he married it. Rotting his brain out with drugs and whippits is his only way out, other than actually being responsible and ending the marriage. But that requires balls, so he won't do that.
Internet fame is a more dangerous drug than cocaine, alcohol or really anything.
Because he doesn't love his kids or his wife. He loves being perceived as cool and transgressive. He also has no perception of toil or sacrifice. So he burned it all down to appear cool (in his own mind). Remember he started out as a Juju the Cow orbiter and willingly dove head first into the Sektur for it. The big streams making bank came later.
This is gold. Incredible.
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