💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
I legitimately think Kurt would not have believed he was seeing Nick on cocaine. Remember how hard he went to bat for Nick at the start until he realized the probable cause was, what was the word?, unassailable. He really believed Nick's trad dad grift.
 
In a recent stream Nick mentioned that he wanted to write movies after he finished law school. This reminded me of a situation with Kayla's sexting buddy, Ian the Star Trek Gamer (ISTG). After sharing her sexual desires with ISTG, he suggested that she should watch a movie called "Savages" with Nick. I haven't seen the movie, apparently there is a love triangle between the lead actors. Kayla showed the movie to Nick to try to get him more comfortable with her sexual degeneracy. Nick wasn't overly impressed with the movie, it certainly wasn't American Beauty. After watching the movie, Kayla asked Nick if he would share her. Initially he said no, and that's when Kayla decided to tell Nick about ISTG. This became "The worst day of his life." Not long after the worst day, Nick relented, and after short while they came up with a sharing plan. Relationships outside of the marriage would be limited to physical contact and not cross an emotional line. All communications with people outside of the marriage would be open for each other to see. However, for Kayla, the sharing plan was slightly different.

If some of you recall, a long time ago in the Locals chat, Kayla proclaimed some crazy shit that only the cheater can determine if their behavior is defined as cheating. She said this is because only the cheater knows the true intent of their behaviour. I'm paraphrasing, hopefully someone has that Locals chat archived. Kayla crossed the emotional line first, then they both ended up having physical and emotional relationships,

Now I'm curious, was it the plot, the writing, or the acting that didn't impress Nick? In fairness to the movie, it must be difficult to properly critique something after Nick's "worst day."

AltisticRight said:
Nick, nobody cares about your Kurt videos. Kill yourself.

I made a thing.
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I'm not sure if it matters or not for your tier list but Kayla never banged Ian. The humiliation caused by Ian is akin to a bull, so I believe he belongs on the list. I would create two vertical columns, Bulls and Cows, Kayla enjoys women as well.
 
StarTrak said:
I'm not sure if it matters or not for your tier list but Kayla never banged Ian. The humiliation caused by Ian is akin to a bull, so I believe he belongs on the list. I would create two vertical columns, Bulls and Cows, Kayla enjoys women as well.
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That's why he's in the lower tiers. Clearly it was just "emotional".
 
StarTrak said:
After sharing her sexual desires with ISTG, he suggested that she should watch a movie called "Savages" with Nick. I haven't seen the movie, apparently there is a love triangle between the lead actors.
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Its a film about two California drug dealers knowingly sexually involved with the same woman. There is a dumb plot to the film where the two drug dealers are threatened by a mexican drug cartel led by a woman. The woman sexually involved with the drug dealers gets kidnapped by the cartel. Alot of nonsense happens and the movie has a happy ending where the two drug dealers and their whore go to live "like savages" on a beach in some third world shithole.

The message associated with referencing that film IMO is that Nick and the Star Trek guy could be "pals" and share Kayla.

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The film and the novel say that these are weed dealers being featured. But the weed dealers in the story (wink-wink) get their seeds to grow weed from Afghanistan. The inference is that he would have actually made them heroin dealers if it wasn't commercially negative to do so.
 
StarTrak said:
After watching the movie, Kayla asked Nick if he would share her. Initially he said no, and that's when Kayla decided to tell Nick about ISTG. This became "The worst day of his life." Not long after the worst day, Nick relented, and after short while they came up with a sharing plan. Relationships outside of the marriage would be limited to physical contact and not cross an emotional line. All communications with people outside of the marriage would be open for each other to see. However, for Kayla, the sharing plan was slightly different.
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Who tf are you?
 
StarTrak said:
The humiliation caused by Ian is akin to a bull, so I believe he belongs on the list. I would create two vertical columns, Bulls and Cows, Kayla enjoys women as well.
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Was Kayla actively involved in helping Nick (for example) attempt to groom Faran? Did Kayla also get catfished by MANdy?

Thanks for dropping the shtick.
 
Oxyjen said:
Who tf are you?
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I don't find any of it terribly convincing. Its a story constructed out of a bunch of known information with only a few other details which can't be verified added. Its IMO kind of suspect because its bending in so far to old "evil Kayla" and "good Nick" narratives that used to show up on the farms.

And it being an "evil Kayla" narrative where sweet Nick is a victim of her unnatural lusts for star trek nerds makes me think that its all bullshit.

After watching the movie, Kayla asked Nick if he would share her. Initially he said no, and that's when Kayla decided to tell Nick about ISTG. This became "The worst day of his life."

Yeah. You were close to being convincing. But that particular line and how its written really blew it.
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But you are proving entertaining. Please keep it up. This is more interesting than listening to Nick talk about Kurt.
 
Strix454 said:
But you are proving entertaining. Please keep it up. This is more interesting than listening to Nick talk about Kurt.
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It is entertaining. But it probably is Nick, right? As with the “April” galaxy gas sexting escapade, he thinks it’s funny to spin a tale to “tell them what they want to hear”. Which may or may not contain some tru fax, but will definitely not admit to him being the bad guy in any capacity.
Controlling the narrative.
 
Oxyjen said:
It is entertaining. But it probably is Nick, right? As with the “April” galaxy gas sexting escapade, he thinks it’s funny to spin a tale to “tell them what they want to hear”. Which may or may not contain some tru fax, but will definitely not admit to him being the bad guy in any capacity.
Controlling the narrative.
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I can think of a couple different suspects. Not just Nick. But for me the narrative is too close to things that were said on the farms in the past. The whole "Nick's heart was broken on the worst day of his life when Kayla admitted she wanted to open the marriage" just doesn't ring true no matter how many different ways it shows up here and how many people believe in it.

I suppose he could enhance his cred if he said something damaging about Nick. I really hope it is Nick though. That would be very entertaining over time.
 
unironicjudiaism said:
Okay this might not be what my fellow kiwo bros want to here but....

The 9 year old girl more than likely didn't directly ingest the cocaine. In the police report they found cocaine residue all over the house even the windows sills (who snorts rails looking at rural Minnesota?). In all likelihood this poor kid was touching surfaces and dosing herself unbeknownst to any adult in the house. It would account for the long term exposure.

Sometimes the best answer is the most logical one even if crackets is capable of it I don't think he knowingly gave it to her or misplaced enough over time where the young girl got into because 1. I don't think she'd take it nasally I mean its not exactly optimal for a child to figure out how to manage and orally taking it is very unpleasant so much so she'd never do it again.
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Kids know what drugs are and get curious. When I was in middle school my friend found his mom's hash stash and brought some out to smoke in front of us to impress us or something. The kids all knew they were getting wasted and having orgies all day, the cocaine was out in the open they probably even saw him doing it so it would almost be surprising if none of them tried it.
 
Strix454 said:
I don't find any of it terribly convincing. Its a story constructed out of a bunch of known information with only a few other details which can't be verified added. Its IMO kind of suspect because its bending in so far to old "evil Kayla" and "good Nick" narratives that used to show up on the farms.

And it being an "evil Kayla" narrative where sweet Nick is a victim of her unnatural lusts for star trek nerds makes me think that its all bullshit.

After watching the movie, Kayla asked Nick if he would share her. Initially he said no, and that's when Kayla decided to tell Nick about ISTG. This became "The worst day of his life."

Yeah. You were close to being convincing. But that particular line and how its written really blew it.
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But you are proving entertaining. Please keep it up. This is more interesting than listening to Nick talk about Kurt.
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Are you a Dickhead?
 
Oxyjen said:
Who tf are you?
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Based on info this account has volunteered, StarTrak is an ostensibly British person who is acting as a middle man to provide leaks to the forum sourced from someone who seemingly took refuge in a Discord server with Kayla Rekieta after the mass slut exodus from the Locals chat and is now mad that Nick has been making fun of Kurt. Which ostensibly British person and which Discord refugee is unknown.

Hopefully, instead of posting more unprovable theories, they post more exclusive photos from inside the Balldo Bunker. I doubt it, but here's hoping.

John Andrews Stan said:
Nick is on with EVS and Ralph just joined. It’s a trifecta of faggots sperging about Eric July (AGAIN):

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Elissa already has a clip up and the TL;DR: Ethan Ralph is mad that the e-thot Nick "vetted" betrayed him; sounds like Nick assured Ralph that he wasn't talking to her any longer, but Ralph found out they have been talking. As a result, Ralph is threatening to leak info about Rekieta that Dagger Pussy told him, so Nick ran and EVS swept it up.

The one bit of info Ralph let slip is that apparently Kayla is taking secret trips to Mexico, as according to Dagger Pussy. He describes this as the "tip of the iceberg" and repeatedly hints that everything Nick told Dagger Pussy is probably going to come out.

Unfortunately, before Ralph gets off stream he already tells us that he's made good with Nick (emergency Venmo transaction from Nick to soothe the ragepig?).
 
nick rekieta decided he didn't want to be lolcow of the year so he did something smart; become so boring nobody remembers you exist. THEN he pawns a e-whore off on mersh who pawns her on ethan ralph who all talk about their criminalities to her while on some probationary watch.
 
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