Another cat bites the dust. BBJ, Sam, Bruce Lee and now Julia…
I still remember when she called that “traumatic muff diving”. Hilarious.
I 100% agree. Now her chickens are coming home to roost though. Salad is done. Her family looks to be done. Even Peetz, who is functionally retarded, thinks moving in with her for a third time would be an unwise move.
Man, Alaa was my favorite part of Chantal's entire Bizzare Middle Eastern Journey. I still occasionally send people that picture of him holding the cash
If I were to ever lose the will to live, this sentence alone would keep me going.
“No provlem.”
Don’t forget about little Smokey.
Gunt goes absolutely nowhere without her ‘breeding MASH-een.”
You know how an aircraft is automatically Air Force One whenever the President is on board?
Nope, she is not capable of self reflection, it will forever be somebody else’s fault.
Thanks. I knew I was missing one. (Unfortunately) four seemed too low.
Oh! I'm probably late on this, but did she bring her CPAP from Syria home with her? Or is she just back to not breathing in her sleep?
It seems so. She mentioned in one of her last lives that because the air is so dry (due to heating), she should put some water in her CPAP’s humidifier to compensate.
Good for you dear.
It was a rental, the poor thing doesnt deserve a moniker.
Where's YOUR philosophy degree? (Rachel crossover)
Rich that she's complaining of dry air after living in the literal fucking desert. And she has a thermostat, which means she can control her own heating. She's not in a building thats boiler/radiator heat and has no control over it. It was a bit dry on the 4th, but its been pretty pleasant in Ottawa since she's been back humidity wise. Averaging in the 80% relative humidity range. If anything it'd be moister inside with the heating as the warmer air would draw in the moisture from outside and no air conditioner to condense that moisture out.
The most tragic attempt to hoover Salah... it plumbed the depths of my expectations
"At least.... we don't use the airfryer... for frozen food... always"
Considering how he went to mugging for the camera on the couples channel and wearing his fancy suit to the movies, probably.
That's an interesting verb to use. It almost implies that feeling anything but disgust or pity for her is shameful.
Did you hear the spin she put on that? She said that SHE made the decision not to interrupt Peetz' current living situation, because if she got married again or had another "lover"
, she didn't want to leave Peetz stranded. (This after saying that she was done with men forever.) 
it was Peetz who came to his senses and noped out. He seemed to be on the fence from the get-go, but the turning point may have been when she was ready to renounce their friendship because he didn't stick up for her in his chat.Expect it to be five soon enough. She still hasn't named the new kitten and still refuses to take it to the vet. Let's see if it makes it to its first "annoying" heat cycle. I can see her reason being "After everything that happened with Saloh, Oy just don't have the mental capahcity roight now. Thank you for understanding, Teardrop."
six. Smokey's five, the poor nameless kitten will be number six.