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💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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myhairisonfire
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Tammy can't even be bothered to look up from her phone as Jack grills her about the soup.
"This was six dollars, too?"
"Its 40 degrees out?"
"Does it taste as good as it ever did? Does it taste better?"
"Would you recommend that people come try it?"
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God, get your hideous fat fucking face out of the picture. you are NOT aesthetically pleasing OK GUISE
1:59 "go ahead baby" that sounds forced
3:10 GURGLES
3: David Parker Ray vibes
4:10 Tamham not having any of his shit
All in all, I'd not mind having this soup. As a chilly slurpy slurp chicken soup. Not a meal.
Report card: F, for being a waste of my time. Faggot.
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I know this isn’t saying much, but this is the best Tammy has ever looked. At first glance I thought she was a teenager.
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He died happy and satiated.
Jack continues to survive stroke after stroke, becoming more disabled, obese, diseased, and ending up in more suffering. It’s like a divine punishment for being a retarded vulgar slob where his lifespan is being extended solely so he can experience his condition worsen.
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Calling Chik-fil-a's chicken soup the best chicken soup ever is something that you only say if you have only ever had canned chicken soup prior to it. And I say this as one of the demented fuckers who likes their soup enough to semi-regularly order it as part of my meal at the place when I go there.
This is also a damning indictment of Jack's own cooking given he made "fresh" chicken soup back in his Cum for Dudes Month. Oh, and has done it multiple times. He's openly admitting SysCo slop is better than what he cooks.
Also fun fact for new Jack readers: He actually once got angy at chicken soup cans during his "playing with your fud" series because he counted the chicken chunks and was enraged that he got less meat in it than his dog would get in his kibble or wet food. And I do mean mad; like to the point he proclaimed his dog would eat better than him if he had Campbell's or Progresso.
In fairness, it's also the left-over grilled chicken and a couple of other ingredients as well thrown into the bagged sysco soup slop. It's akin to the Wendy's chili in that regard.
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Yeah man. I agree.
Her cold disdain and lack of fucks to give is alluring, if not a tad bit sexy. Which is weird to say. It’s the one time I’ll say something like that.
She reminds me of the older women with just enough still going on, that that those young rizzler types ambush interview on the street and get them all flustered and blushing asking for their number etc.
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Jack wouldn't know good soup even if he drowned in it. It all starts with a good stock, vegetables, noodles, and protein.
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Well that makes all the difference then.
Yeah I'm aware they probably do that but still, it's just mass produced heavily processed food but Fatty is such a slave to his gods of fat and salt he calls it the best soup ever.
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Jack malding over an obvious joke
Jack mad at Hallmark Christmas movies
Jack mad at Hallmark Christmas movies
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They need one about an immobile fat ass who has a cooking channel having a stroke and then losing the ability to use half of his body because his lazy ass wouldn't do the PTJack mad at Hallmark Christmas movies
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Getting mad at Hallmark Christmas movies is such a nothingburger. Call me when they make a film with a Thai ladyboy beating people to death with his three foot long johnson.
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What the fuck is he on about
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He's a few years late with this political commentary. At least I think it's political commentary?
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No fucking idea, but the latest update is that they, or rather, Eliza, is actually PAYING money to Jimmy for content. LMAO. I am able to share this little gem.
Absolutely nutcase parasocial behaviour. This "John Cat" in the screenshot below is the head honcho that is Eliza C (Janet Kinkerry). From my other autistic research efforts and digging, they have set up a side Groomcord server just to engage in gayops and "le epic trole" Jimmy, instead of Jack. Other fun activities in that Groomcord server includes members literally comparing their bulges with each other. Also managed to phonebook the majority of them.
And this is all for a side cow. (n.b. JAS Media is Jimmy's discord where Jagoff was invited in before). That's all for now. Will only update if there's more significant developments with this retarded weenery.
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LOL THE MOVIE IS ABOUT JACK'S EX-WIFE
also....Jim ate three burritos on the way home from therapy,
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I wish fatty would try to vote as someone else because he'd be arrested pretty quickly.
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I'm no fan of Hallmark movies but God I wish Jack had seen this one.
He'd be sperging his stroked-out brain about the "Agenda".
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I still don't get why Fatty would even want to watch a Hallmark Christmas movie as they're just so... beige.
They're formulaic, lack creativity, are predictable and tend to have a conservative spin to them... okay I think I just answered my question.
But yeah I'd love to see him complain bitterly about teh ghey in one of them.
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Fatty watches children's cartoons, to this day. They don't challenge him, they don't hurt his political fee-fees, they have no (real) biolence or seggs. Dude would watch Teletubbies with rapt attention because that's exactly his level of cognitive ability.